Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Remember how excited Pat was about the New York Times deleting their account, and how they were scared? I'm so sorry, Pat.

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He's really angry on Threads, if you look at his replies he's constantly saying fuck off. They have strong TOS so I'm surprised he's risking it.
 
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Another round of Biden related blood pressure problems for Pat this morning.
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What a fucking child. Earlier he was saying that Harris is the clear alternative if Biden, by some cosmically improbable chance, turns out to be incompetent after all. Now he tells someone to fuck off for pointing out the same thing. Rude.

"He was never not going to be the nominee," lol. Truly, having only one blessed, perfect option with no alternatives is the highest form of democracy, as demonstrated by North Korea. Sorry you children are too stupid to understand.
 
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Remember when Twitter was supposed to turn into a flaming pyre after Musk fired all the indispensable DEI experts? "But it's not growing as quickly anymore!" Yeah, okay.

Why are you posting this on Twitter, Rick? Aren't you supposed to be getting to the escape pods?

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I understand gravity and inertia make it a slow process for a man of your girth, but it's been years at this point. Getting a little embarrassing.
 
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Oh lawdly lawd we got some prime bacon fresh off xitter this minute...
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Pigler is now declaring the most ORANGE-MAN-BADdest celebrities known to science to be filthy traitors who are sekritly working for trump and need to be silenced
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I never thought I'd live to see the day that Colbert and Stewart would join us over here in the Nazi Party v2 (2024 limited release edition). All I can say is, if they are now Nazi's traitor patriots, this party just got a lot lamer.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Pat squealing about Biden is hilarious. It’s almost as if he wants the Dems to lose this year so he can keep his victim complex and “#RESIST” oinking up for another 4 years. Like the only way he can feel anything is via the dopamine rush of being angry or something…
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He is a self declared conservative firebrand. But seriously all he cares about is the party line of the party that delivers more urban youth to his doorstep.
 
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Kela de Thaym said:
Pat squealing about Biden is hilarious. It’s almost as if he wants the Dems to lose this year so he can keep his victim complex and “#RESIST” oinking up for another 4 years. Like the only way he can feel anything is via the dopamine rush of being angry or something…
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My armchair psych assessment of this particular Piggy quirk is that he actually sees himself and Biden as victims of cyberstalking and character assassination.

In his mind Biden is perfectly capable and the times he looked bad is just a combination of Robert Prongay and Trump’s MAGA chuds photoshopping and using AI to present a false narrative.

He also probably suspects that SWAT has been called to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue 47 times.
 
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I couldn't begin to predict what will happen in November. I stopped seriously paying attention to American politics many moons ago because I no longer saw the point in it.

But I think that no matter what happens, Patrick is going to blow a gasket bigly. Maybe we'll get treated to an "October surprise" in November that leads Patrick to a last-minute LOTY victory like Rackets got last year.
 
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Michael Moore is next in line for the Pig's Gas Chamber*
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Honestly porktits going full führerprinzip for biden makes total sense when you look at how downright rabid he is in whacking off over the most uninspired, lazy, and downright trash slop-culture he gets served by the likes of Disney to the point where he still proudly brags over how he physically jumped up in the theater to oink "GEHHT THEEEEEEM!!!!" during generic space battle no.1273 in Rogue One.

He is entirely lacking in taste beyond proverbial jangly keys and "edgy" tweenage attempts at snark (explaining his aforementioned obsession with Disney movies as the peak of kultur), while also having absolutely zero social awareness or sense of proportionality (explaining why he has spent years loudly foaming at the mouth over how the CIA will mass arrest everyone calling him fat on xitter and have them subject to show trial in which he is judge, jury, buffet table custodian, and executioner), which is made all the worse being wrapped up in a pathological obsession with getting attention and becoming "famous" among those his defective mind has designated "da good guys" (explaining every single one of the billions of posts he makes that are not threatening childs with stalkerprison).

*Courtesy of Nikkki and the East Side Crew
 
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Judge Holden said:
Oh lawdly lawd we got some prime bacon fresh off xitter this minute...
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"Are they all 'traitors'"?
"Yes. They are,"
How should we legally punish traitors, Pat?
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LET'S GO. ONCE BIDEN ASCENDS WE WILL PUNISH THE TREASONOUS VIPERS
STEPHEN COLBERT - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD
ROB REINER - LIFE SENTENCE, SHIPPED TO CHINESE LABOR CAMP
STEPHEN KING - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY FIRING SQUAD
JON STEWART - SENTENCED TO DEATH. EXECUTED BY GAS CHAMBER
I am now Ridin with Biden 2024
 
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StealthyPrognosticator proclaims biden's senility shall no longer be discussed after this week. Failure to adhere will result in immidiate NOCHILD

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In other news the KickVic skank is sinking further and futher into the fatpost mire, allah only knows how this will end.

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"YOU FOLLOWED ME EVERYWHERE ONLINE" further evidences how the pig of nigs cannot functionally distinguish the internet from IRL.

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