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ERROR_ENTRY said:
He went live on twitch 15 minutes ago and confirmed it was him. Said he was dealing with addictions and it was a dark time in his life. Said he was going to 'call it quits' but Banks and his parents saved him. He almost broke into tears when he mentioned his parents. 'If I was alone in my house when this came out I probably wouldn't be here right now'. Thanks Faze for supporting him.

I can't archive right now so would appreciate if someone could do it:
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How does dealing with “dark times” somehow result in crossdressing and homosexuality? Aw geez, I’m real sad right now, I’m gonna do something stupid, I’mma fuck-a dude! Was the Bossman a prophet, is this just how zoomers handle stress now?
 
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Does anyone remember when that gay porn actor who looked like Jamie Hyneman from the Mythbusters spread his butthole and for like a month people thought Jamie was a closet battyman?

Then the myth was busted when the gay porn studio confirmed that he was just a lookalike?

This was like 20 years ago. I hope this isn’t a similar situation.
 
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Irregardless said:
This is too true. I fuck with my wife all the time about all the new "women" in the hobbies I like creating things, and why can't she be cool like them? At first she'd either get confused or think what their doing is cool/impressive. Then I would inform her that all of these "women" were born men, and she would realize, oh... yea... it is pretty odd for a woman to be so interested in the 90's-00's Carnivores series for PC that they would create an entire custom mod for it...

The thing I find funniest about the whole autistic troon thing is that is artificially inflates female success in things women typically aren't highly populated in. I know and have worked with quite a few successful female engineers and programmers, but no where near as many as the media pretends there is. The biggest distinction I've found to tell whether an engineer is actually a woman or not is, how autistic is the thing they're working on/built? Woman working on computer systems for vehicles? Probably a real woman. "Woman" building the most successful way to crack video game hashes to pirate them? Yea, that's a boy.
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Flashback to some "Women Speed Runner" championship team or something where literally 9/10 were men.
 
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God what an unfortunate person, stacked like one of those British nude bicyclists during pride.
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
probably meth
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Large objects can be pretty painful. Women saying sex with a large penis for the first time is painful are pussies in comparison. See a lot of pornstars who do more extreme anal usually have drug dependancies

Probably pills, most likely painkillers.
I couldn’t imagine a young gay dude taking a BBC. Most gay dudes usually take a while (read: years) of fucking dudes before their assholes can take that without injury.
 
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Osama Bin Laden said:
football is straighter than wrestling
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While all sports are gay and an excuse for men to get close and personal over each others balls, wrestling is literally a side step away from just being two dudes fucking each other. It's somehow even gayer when you try to turn it into a soap opera than it is to just have two dudes writhing on the ground at each other.
 
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Why did his parents name him KYLIE COX? It's right there in his yearbook, a woman's first name and a gay last name, AND he's retarded. There's no way it's an act, that is a fucked up face. And retards are hypersexual.

The fact that this guy is even online at all is super fucked up. Shame on those Faze guys for propping whatever the hell this is up as "inspirational". Retard porn is like one step up from kids and dogs on the degen scale.
ETA it looks like his "wig" is a sticker or something from a filter lmao
 
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Nick Gars said:
While all sports are gay and an excuse for men to get close and personal over each others balls, wrestling is literally a side step away from just being two dudes fucking each other. It's somehow even gayer when you try to turn it into a soap opera than it is to just have two dudes writhing on the ground at each other.
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and anyone who disagrees with this are deep in the closet homosexuals. it is based to get CTE

they hated jesus at one point too
 
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FedPostalService said:
I’m having “literally who?” moments.
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Outer Space Traveller said:
This guy looks like a mix between fucking fetal alcohol syndrome AND down syndrome, lol.
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NOW I recognize him, he's the template for the Zoomer wojak:
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The part of all this that confuses me is that the guy seems to present himself publicly as a complete slob, when he appears to be able to put effort into his appearance when he wants to? Why wouldn't you bother to put even half the effort into your day-to-day self as you would your OF porn pictures?
Eyeareaunderrated said:
I swear all autistic men should be in a registry somewhere. Women over 35 should be forced to abort any male pregnancies. But then again this site would lose like 90% of its lolcows.
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It'd lose 90% of its users, too
 
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