Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Man... What a bountiful harvest today. The blog post about getting back with MJ and coming off HRT, the NSFW Blusky, the hairy babbler picture, the Tumblr essay... Staph is feeling some type of way today. Her leaving Twitter has really benefited us her.

 

[AfghanBlue]

She's so ridiculously proud of going to therapy for some reason? Lol

Jesus christ the body shot.
WHO IS IT FOR? It's not even what SHE finds attractive, given that literally every avatar she makes allegedly of herself, is a fifth of the size of her hideous phsyique??!

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm trying to figure out the mystery of her breasts.

At first I thought the "acne" was from shaving the front part of her breasts, but the hair thins out as it approaches her areolae and those hairs are still long.

Then I thought maybe it was just acne from wearing the same bra for months without washing it. But she says she doesn't wear bras, so that's out.

This might just be me, but doesn't it seem that if someone's going to claim special herbal wisdom and practical folk magic, they need to have good skin, or at least not bad skin. Nobody is going to buy your poultices if you have a weird rash; that's just bad advertising! It'd be like a bald guy selling magical hair restoration elixir.

Surprising she doesn't have intertrigo (breakdown under the skin folds, that usually leads to a yeast infection), but that's probably a "...yet." You don't just treat that with regular cleaning, you also need to scrupulously dry under the pendulous skin, and then use powder or soft fabric to keep the planes of skin apart. Stephanie's indolence isn't going to save her; once someone's heavy enough, even the sweat from breathing and watching TV is enough to cause intertrigo.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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In honor of her "amateur ornithologist" arc

Ftfy

 

[oishii desu]

here’s a tumblr post because after this I’m going to go off and do actually fun things

lmao staph thinking she could ever become a mass serial killer cannibal rapist…….

Hmmm.....

I was drawn to him first out of curiosity and then returned to him with the burning need of having someone who has the same mind and soul as I do. (...) He fell into a world of fantasy to cope with his family's dark side and subsequently emerged with a dark side that was leagues more sick and maladjusted than they were.

So you admit the ghost larp is just that Staph? A larp? That it wasn't your ex Michael Jackson who groomed kids online but you?
ETA:

that does explain why her babblers are so saggy… the women that complains “NO BRAS ARE COMFORTABLE” haven’t found the right one, honestly, there are literally so many out there. There’s bound to be one, it just probably isn’t $15 from Walmart.

She strikes me as the type who believes any clothing over $30 is a waste of money. I'm surprised she doesn't have back pain tbh given the fact she does not wear a bra.

That comment about her being uncomfortable with seeing NSFW furry art is another outright lie, considering she follows this account on Bluesky that posts "feral art" (NSFW drawings of actual dogs). Unless furry porn triggers her "zoo OCD" and not actual dog porn lol.

Just more evidence that her OCD claim is a lie. I am guessing she has difficulty conceptualizing interests and disgust as just emotions, thus the need to describe them as a condition. It's also easier to avoid accountability for the unsavory parts of her personality if she attributes it to a medical condition. OCD people don't claim you Staph and don't want you shitting up their reputation even more.

At first I thought the "acne" was from shaving the front part of her breasts, but the hair thins out as it approaches her areolae and those hairs are still long.

Then I thought maybe it was just acne from wearing the same bra for months without washing it. But she says she doesn't wear bras, so that's out.

Could be folliculitis. A wipe down with hibiclens could really help her, but this is the same woman who washes her face with Head & Shoulders. Also, just want to remind people she has admitted to using the restroom without clothes on, so there is a non-zero chance that photo was taken on the toilet. I am distressed by how her skin appears to be wet on the right side of her stomach.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Could be folliculitis. A wipe down with hibiclens could really help her, but this is the same woman who washes her face with Head & Shoulders.

Oh, I didn't know she was washing her face with anti-dandruff shampoo. That might actually help to explain why the rest of her skin isn't as bad as it could be, if she's using Head & Shoulders as a body wash, too. It's a weak antifungal.

As much as I want her problem to be staph, it just doesn't look juicy enough to be bacterial. That's why I was leaning toward pseudofolliculitis from shaving or from rubbing on a bra.

The best we could hope for, given it's Stephanie, is that she decides to hit her lesions with diluted tea tree oil.

Well, maybe not the absolute best we could hope for.

 

[a hapless toad]

That is NOT a Scandi body hair pattern.

 

[Aunt Carol]

That is NOT a Scandi body hair pattern.

I was going to append some troll art, but they're all too happy for a good comparison.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I don't understand how genderspecials like Staph can keep their bullshit terminology straight

It's like when Yaniv was interviewed pre-SRS and claimed to get a period. Iirc when the interviewer was like "why would you get a period. Let's be clear, you have a penis" and he was like "*smirk* it's complicated."

This type loves to change the bullshit terminology in order to be contrarian know-it-alls. And they huff their farts so deeply that they even believe their own bs sometimes. If Stephanie was hooked up to a lie detector, and made conflicting claims re: her junk in the course of a day, the needle of the machine wouldn't even move.

If she reaches her 'gender goals' (whatever the fuck that looks like) she will stop HRT

Sounds like an HRT escape plan in disguise. Good for her, tbh. Shit is poison

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In honor of her "amateur ornithologist" arc

I can't believe that's only 7-8 years ago. She looks 15-20 years older now easily

also, please shield your eyes, here’s her fucking atrocity of a body (NSFW) (NSFL)

It's crazy how her entire stomach is a whorl of hair and her neckbeard is still so weak. What man even grows hair this way???

 

[CrispyLegs]

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What's she holding, kiwi bros?

Spoiler: NSFL

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Sounds like an HRT escape plan in disguise. Good for her, tbh. Shit is poison

I can't remember, but someone else might: does she still have an ovary left from her hysterectomy? I have a vague memory that one was left in, but possibly was removed later.

She mentioned before that she used to be on estrogen. If she had to go back on E to combat menopause symptoms after quitting the T... What a mess. Using her logic of being intersex/a (trans) man, if she went on female hormones she might then start claiming to be a trans woman. It would not surprise me. Her mind likes doing gender gymnastics to be anything other than a cis woman.

She might just make her whole personality about the fact she detransitioned. Detransitioners usually end up on the side of TERFs, which I can't imagine her doing, but a plot twist of her finally ended up as a TERF would be wild.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I was under the impression HRT is for life? Or maybe until menopause for Adult Human Females, at least? For Staph to say "ok I'll be hairy and fat enough at the end of 2024 so I'll have graduated hormone treatment" tells me she's been DIYing it the whole time and stretching the truth about doctors' involvement. "Gender voice training" = watching a youtube probably. As real as her play date with a plant spirit.

Jesus, the stomach. I had forgotten, dammit

 

[An empty shill]

WHO IS IT FOR? It's not even what SHE finds attractive, given that literally every avatar she makes allegedly of herself, is a fifth of the size of her hideous phsyique??!

I think she's desperate for some,ANY, kind of affirmation that her transitioning is fine/normal.
She probably has seen the posts other pooners/troons make on reddit and wants the same kind of ass pats.

But I think she has just enough of a sence of shame/self-awareness, that if she did post on reddit, not only would she NOT get any ass-pats, they'd make fun of her instead.
So she posts on bluesky thinking if no one affirms her, at least they won't mock her.

 

[Elixia Potions]

I was under the impression HRT is for life? Or maybe until menopause for Adult Human Females, at least? For Staph to say "ok I'll be hairy and fat enough at the end of 2024 so I'll have graduated hormone treatment" tells me she's been DIYing it the whole time and stretching the truth about doctors' involvement. "Gender voice training" = watching a youtube probably. As real as her play date with a plant spirit.

Jesus, the stomach. I had forgotten, dammit

HRT is almost always for life, yes, but if you're only seeking certain effects, you can use it temporarily to achieve effects that are permanent anyway. For example, once your vocal cords thicken on T (the reason men's voices drop), that is permanent even if you stop. Voices can be trained back up to a feminine register with practice and effort, as trans women do, but the change means that that will be effort; the natural instinctive effect will be the deeper T voice. By contrast, subtler changes like fat redistribution are temporary; if HRT is stopped, the body will revert back.

I assume Yarrow is speaking along these lines, saying they'll stop after they get whatever permanent effects they want; that said, given a) you don't get to pick and choose what effects you get, b) how HRT is turning out for Yarrow so far, and c) how little effort they put into anything, ever, I can't imagine what their plans are. See exhibit B:

It's crazy how her entire stomach is a whorl of hair and her neckbeard is still so weak. What man even grows hair this way???

(ETA another factor)

 

[glass_houses]

The nature one is a pie, fat bitch lol.

I am 100% sure she’s never been measured for a bra and was trying to squeeze into one that’s a couple sizes too small because she’s got some weirdly warped perspective of her own fatness.

You need to be professionally bra fitted properly at least once, preferably in your early to mid teens. That's how you learn how to wear one, and how they are supposed to fit. Bras don't have the difficulty level of something like a corset, but they still have a learning curve, especially if you develop fast and large.

That said, it's pretty common for women with sensitivity issues to find bras unbearable due to the band and strap pressure, and the polyester fabrics that they're made of. I can't remember the last time I saw a bra that actually contained cotton.

Not wearing a bra is almost as uncomfortable as wearing one that doesn't fit properly, particularly if you're a big girl. It's very much a quandary.

This might just be me, but doesn't it seem that if someone's going to claim special herbal wisdom and practical folk magic, they need to have good skin, or at least not bad skin. Nobody is going to buy your poultices if you have a weird rash; that's just bad advertising! It'd be like a bald guy selling magical hair restoration elixir.

Remember that Staph is a picker, who gouges chunks out of her feet. The tops of her breasts might not be her preferred target, but I've no doubt that she'll attack them on occasion. Also note that there's that gross hair on her belly but not her breasts. It could be random patterning, but it's also possible that she's compulsively plucking it.

NPDs are extremely prone to anxiety and depression, and on top of that, Staph is extremely isolated from other humans in general, now, and lonely. I wouldn't be surprised if her compulsions have severely intensified since moving out of her parents' house.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Bra spergery-

Spoiler: Band size

Never went for one fitted, probably should as I'm long off being a shy teenager now.
I have hated bra shopping always because I'm some diet retarded where the numbers are very challenging somehow, and I hate lugging all my clothes off in shops, and even when I think I've got a sort of good one it always ends up being troublesome, cos I've got a weird shaped rib cage and a weird lump out of my chest, like what men usually have, pectus excavatum or soemthing, so my chests always feels tight.
I stopped wearing them for as much as I possibly could, like most days for a few years, and my tits didn't do...that.
I dunno tho, maybe it's just the world's most unflattering pose?
Maybe all of us with certain size tits could, whilst hunched like a troll, having emptied the hoover bag on our stomachs, make a similarly horrible picture?

I actually sympathise with pooners a lot, I can see why you'd want your tits cut off.
I hate them moving when I run, and even though the band hurts my chest, when I sleep and lie on my back, it feels like the tits either weigh me on top of me or drag me down which makes me feel like I'm choking.
Possibly am over sensitive undiagnosed autist, possibly the opiates not pumping enough blood around to make me feel like I can breath. Just another considerable irritation of life.

But I would totally be up for having them off, until i saw someone on here who had breast cancer removal, saying THAT the removal and scarring was like wearing a too tight bra FOREVER, and seeing how much awful shit complications the pooners get.

I wonder if the Frigs know about Staph's gross stomach? I'm thinking sadly, very likey.

Nitpick but I low key hate the smell of head and shoulders. Not in a stomach turning way, just a minor one I don't like for soem reason. Like rain on a hot pavement (apparently that smell is ozone?) or the smell of toothpaste on someone's breath.
The idea of someone occasoonally using it on their whole body, in tandem with being a general scruff, it's such a bleak nasal notion.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I think the gross bumps all over her "babblers" are really just the result of her not bathing and/or wearing the same shirts over and over again.

PL? Made the mistake once of wearing the same high-neck sports bra multiple days in a row and got something that looked like a rash on day 4. I don't wear that bra more than twice in a row now (and that's only if I barely sweat), haven't had the problem since. The ugly gender shirts she's buying are probably polyester blend, not exactly breathable or antimicrobial.

There's next to no way that Staph does her own laundry, and I don't doubt that she wears the same clothes for two or three days at a time. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if she only cleaned herself on days when her parents come to visit.

Pair that with whatever hormonal effects the troonsauce is having on her, and you've got a recipe for zitty titty.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I think the gross bumps all over her "babblers" are really just the result of her not bathing and/or wearing the same shirts over and over again.

PL? Made the mistake once of wearing the same high-neck sports bra multiple days in a row and got something that looked like a rash on day 4. I don't wear that bra more than twice in a row now (and that's only if I barely sweat), haven't had the problem since. The ugly gender shirts she's buying are probably polyester blend, not exactly breathable or antimicrobial.

There's next to no way that Staph does her own laundry, and I don't doubt that she wears the same clothes for two or three days at a time. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if she only cleaned herself on days when her parents come to visit.

Pair that with whatever hormonal effects the troonsauce is having on her, and you've got a recipe for zitty titty.

4 days for sure is pushing it, Sports bras really can't be worn anywhere near as often as normal bras in the first place.
I think it's the sporty material, it really catches and keeps all the grossness.
I can't see staph crowbaring herself into one though, so I think it's probably just general grossness under her gender shirts.
I once wore a lads really dirty chef pants on an occasion where I had somehow lost my trousers (this was years ago and I can't remeber the details). He warned me they were gross inside but I didn't really understand.
Anywya I put them on and it was like the entries side was covered with some sort of flaking grease. It was so awful I just whipped them back off.
Testosterone makes pooners stink and emit whatever gross... Spores men do as natural, so her usual crap habits combined with her new hormonal profile and perverse culturing of a paraphilic love of filth will mean she is just, to a gathering of other women, just incomprehensibly grotty.

 

[moorhen]

I think the gross bumps all over her "babblers" are really just the result of her not bathing and/or wearing the same shirts over and over again.

PL? Made the mistake once of wearing the same high-neck sports bra multiple days in a row and got something that looked like a rash on day 4. I don't wear that bra more than twice in a row now (and that's only if I barely sweat), haven't had the problem since. The ugly gender shirts she's buying are probably polyester blend, not exactly breathable or antimicrobial.

There's next to no way that Staph does her own laundry, and I don't doubt that she wears the same clothes for two or three days at a time. Shit, I wouldn't be surprised if she only cleaned herself on days when her parents come to visit.

Pair that with whatever hormonal effects the troonsauce is having on her, and you've got a recipe for zitty titty.

Yeah, she definitely doesn't shower daily. I'd be surprised if she washes once a week, since she uses head and shoulders as soap and her hair is constantly a massive grease pit.
If her dad's cleaning her apartment enough for her to complain about it in the past (ungrateful bitch lol), he's also doing her laundry. I'd say her bed her probably disgusting but since she's told us she's basically melding into her couch, I'd imagine the spot on her couch she lives in is disgusting, especially since she's admitted she pisses herself. That combined with her pooner sweats and god knows whatever else, probably mixed with the smell of an uncleaned litter box, her poor dad is probably being nostrilly assaulted every time he enters her hovel.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

If she reaches her 'gender goals' (whatever the fuck that looks like) she will stop HRT. I have no idea how that works. Surely it would fuck her up just stopping it? Or even roll back on some 'gender goals'? She talks about getting the dose upped and having a vocal coach, but plans to stop HRT. It makes no sense. My theory is that she has been swayed by her parents, who she mentions have commented on her weight and hairiness. Proof that she has such a weak sense of identity.

I want to know what exactly these "gender goals" are. She's that breed of TIF that takes the hormones but doesn't make any masculine fashion choices, but is unusual even amongst that lot because most of them will have neon coloured hair and dress goth, whereas Staph seems to genuinely not understand or care about clothing styles, just throws on a T-shirt, fedora and leggings and expects the HRT to do all the work, as if rubbing that nasty gel on her stomach is going to magically make her parents and whoever else she interacts with see her as a "they/he". Isn't the whole point of "trans" about getting away from being perceived as your biological sex?

Potentially abusing or raping women is cool and hot, being a white supremacist is the limit though.

Guess this means we'll never see her simp for Varg Vikernes...

That is NOT a Scandi body hair pattern.

According to the family tree of the bio dad that was posted earlier in the thread she's only a quarter Swedish at most, but I suppose she latched onto it because it's edgy and she has a crush on MCU Loki. When she doesn't even look Scandinavian, but rather like your generic American white trash.

It's crazy how her entire stomach is a whorl of hair and her neckbeard is still so weak. What man even grows hair this way???

I want to say it's because she's using the gel (as opposed to injections) and applying it specifically to her stomach area, so the effects are much more obvious where it's being directly applied, though someone with a better understanding of this sort of thing can correct me if I'm wrong.