Orbiter Lucas Gage / Angelo John Gage - 95 IQ bald retard, Nick Fuentes ballwasher, pseudo-philosopher, unabashed schizophrenic suffering from PTSD. Crybaby anti-Semite being bullied by Jewish cookbooks and Internet trolls.

oh no, DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS.

Seriously, dude is funny as hell, and you are too /pol/ brained to understand.
Yeah I follow him, I like most of his posts but apparently I don't understand the funny as hell joke in blaming this site for Lucas' food deliveries?

I don't get into the Groyper v BAP fights on Twitter and don't use /pol/, you don't need to get defensive for your guy.
 
Lucas says he's going to take a step back and leave town with his family to take a trip somewhere to relax



I predict it won't last, guy is addicted to social media.

Also noticed that his telegram has only 3.6k people in it and only 2.5k watch his streams at peak. I'm wondering how big the groyper movement is now if the dedicated people only make up about 5k at best. Even if it's 5x the amount of people that we think, it's still a really small amount of people that captured political Twitter.
 
Lucas says the feds (suddenly not ZOG, I guess) will "suponea" anyone who posts his dox. He also believes Israeli military intelligence's Unit 8200 is behind much of the trolling:
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My favourite tough guy lolcow trope is how they will constantly alternate between the state and all its agencies being aimed upon them, and the feds suddenly becoming their top guys who will put the trolls in jail on sight.
 
Lucas says he's going to take a step back and leave town with his family to take a trip somewhere to relax

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I predict it won't last, guy is addicted to social media.

Also noticed that his telegram has only 3.6k people in it and only 2.5k watch his streams at peak. I'm wondering how big the groyper movement is now if the dedicated people only make up about 5k at best. Even if it's 5x the amount of people that we think, it's still a really small amount of people that captured political Twitter.
Dont you think its fully retarded to announce that your house will be empty to the folks that are SWATing you?? Everyone knows you have bird feed charcole and all kinds of goodies in there !!!
 
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My favourite tough guy lolcow trope is how they will constantly alternate between the state and all its agencies being aimed upon them, and the feds suddenly becoming their top guys who will put the trolls in jail on sight.

When dealing with paranoid nutbars like Lucas, it's essential for law enforcement to get him to really believe that there are a few "good cops" who are secretly on his side... All things considered, I think the cops are doing as good a job managing him as could be hoped for.
 
You bunch of lying no-good pricks! I know who it's coming from, because I backtraced it! And I know who's emailing and who's doing it, and you've been reported to the cyber-police and the state police! You better not write one more thing, or screw with my computer again, you'll be arrested, end of conversation!

Consequences will never be the same! You lying bunch of pricks!
 
Lucas says he's going to take a step back and leave town with his family to take a trip somewhere to relax
That's the smartest play he's made in the past two weeks. I hope he sticks too it, for his family's sake. Can't endlessly ramp up pressure like this without something going very very wrong.
 
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Depending on where this goes and if he can keep it up he's definitely in contention for lolcow of the year.
Maybe in the newcomers category but with rekitas arrest, bossman getting arrested, and Fatrick slowly escalating, it's going to be a hard year to win. He'd have to actually harm someone or get arrested in a huge public meltdown.
 
Lucas copes and says Elon accidentally redpilled a lot of people

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When dealing with paranoid nutbars like Lucas, it's essential for law enforcement to get him to really believe that there are a few "good cops" who are secretly on his side... All things considered, I think the cops are doing as good a job managing him as could be hoped for.
It takes a super low IQ to fall for that ancient trick. Reminds me of how Ethan Ralph thinks there are cops who are huge fans of the Killstream, every schizo who says they were proven sane because of the tests they took when they were locked up in the loonybin, etc.
 
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