Peppermint Swirl / William T. Cannon / Anew20034 / PeppermintSw - Pedophile, Zoophile, Brony, TCR Sperg, Drug addict, Unqualified to work at Walmart, Self proclaimed "John Brown" of furries, Blessed by Celestia / Luna, Wants to kill himself to reach Equestria, Suffers from Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome

[PS2 Nishiki]

It's Peppermint. That retarded nickname got old four years ago.

Alright, just to nip something right in the bud. If you're going to use my deadname instead of the name "Peppermint" I'm just going to stop responding altogether and won't humor you guys any longer.

Guys please stop making fun of Pedomint Swirl aka William T. Cannon. He just wants to jerk off to lolicon and foalcoan. Let us pray to Celestia and Luna that he reaches Equestria one day.


William has updated his blog with a new post, claiming YOU can see Luna and Celestia, cartoon horses from the My Little Pony series, in a near death experience. ( Link / Archive )

 

[break these cuffs]

I thought you were a warrior. Shamefur dispray.

I just gotta see this dude's war face. I bet he'd put Pyle to shame.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It was mostly due to alcohol consumption before I passed out. It seems tulpae and spirits can possess your body easier if under the affects of alcohol, guess that's why they call it Spirits.

"Pepperminator were you playing with your tallywhacker again? You've got your pants around your ankles and your little horses are all covered with some sticky goo!"

"No, MOM, you zoophile! I had one beer and then I was POSSESSED by a SPIRIT! That's ECTOPLASM!!!"

 

[Chuck Chudjak]

It's Peppermint. That retarded nickname got old four years ago.

This nigger is so nuts that niggas have been calling him pedomint for four years lmao. Hey william pedomint you should join my nigga ronnie down there with celestia and lunia. heard its pretty fun. john brown's there too i bet.

"Pepperminator were you playing with your tallywhacker again? You've got your pants around your ankles and your little horses are all covered with some stick goo!"

"No, MOM, you zoophile! I had one beer and then I was POSSESSED by a SPIRIT! That's ECTOPLASM!!!"

"WILLIAM STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR DING DONG TO THOSE LITTLE HORSE GIRL CARTOONS AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW!!"

"Who are you mrs gubbermint?"

 

[Ruben Sim]

update: my tupla just beat the fuck out of peppermint's tupla. shit was so cash

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

update: my tupla just beat the fuck out of peppermint's tupla. shit was so cash

Was it established Peppermint had a tulpa? So far, he just talked about his roommate's head voice. Do you have a tulpa of your own, @Peppermint Swirl? Could you also elaborate on what you meant earlier when you said the below quote about your roommate's tulpa?

She cuts. cuts. cuts. She cuts everything up. =>

 

[Bucephalus]

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/text/"Peppermint Swirl"/
Looked through Desuarchive for mentions of "Peppermint Swirl" on /mlp/. 26 hits. Not much of interest as far as I can tell, although I found a little more lore on his self-insert.

@Peppermint Swirl I have several questions.

• What did you mean by "make the perfect type of winter as possible whenever it came the time?"
• How does your self-insert take a shower without opposable thumbs?
• Do you go naked during the wintertime as conditioning for the Merge?

And last, but not least:

This is the first mention of "Peppermint Swirl" on /mlp/. Is this where you got the name?

 

[Bajilionaire]

And last, but not least:

This is the first mention of "Peppermint Swirl" on /mlp/. Is this where you got the name?

Just asked my Peppermint Swirl tulpa (he was beefing with my hitler tulpa, who does not love and tolerate), and YES, this IS where the name comes from.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

They say when you start making fun of retarded bronies and furries, the spirit of @Peppermint Swirl arises and self immolates himself in a thread. I don't know how valid these rumors are but if anything they should be made note of...

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

They say when you start making fun of retarded bronies and furries, the spirit of @Peppermint Swirl arises and self immolates himself in a thread. I don't know how valid these rumors are but if anything they should be made note of...

I'm surprised he hasn't tried defending @JustaBatto95. He was quick to jump in and defend @Fosteryou. I guess Colton's that unlikeable that even a fellow brony degenerate like William wanrs nothing to do with him.

 

[Vecr]

I'm owned, I'm owned, I'm shrinking into a chewed-on corn cob at this very moment.

Update: never mind, everything's a go. I know what's going to happen if someone accuses me of being an economist again though.

 

[Devious Dave]

This is ghosts top guy

 

[Abella]

I just got done talking to rainbow dash and celestial and they both agree that they want to kill this guy with a hammer.

This is ghosts top guy

Truly entertainment for tards.

 

[Secret Boots]

I just got done talking to rainbow dash and celestial and they both agree that they want to kill this guy with a hammer.

Can confirm, I reality shifted to Canterlot on Friday, Celestia and Luna banished him from Equestria.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

How many fucking people kept making the same mistake in june?

 

[Internet Wizard]

How many fucking people kept making the same mistake in june?
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It was mostly due to alcohol consumption before I passed out. It seems tulpae and spirits can possess your body easier if under the affects of alcohol, guess that's why they call it Spirits.
As with my roommate he only found out once I apparently started saying things that I had no knowledge of and in ways that I wouldn't say it in

So you got shitfaced and while drinking in your room got horny for Rainbow Dash, who you then thought you were being possessed by, only for your roommate to walk in on your little goon sesh? spiritual awakening?
What you're describing is literally a goon session. You're gooning (what's left of) your mind out so hard that you start thinking you're Rainbow Dash and not a hideous John Brown larper on the Internets. That is, until the high wears off and you cry yourself to sleep.
Your roommate is pedophilic genetic dead-end filth for sexualizing Flan btw, do make him well aware of this

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

William posted a new article about the "CTB Project" and the boundaries between Earth and gay pony land.
( Link / Archive )

"One of my former friends, who we’ll call Taxman for now, once partook in a Spiritual project with a few of his friends involving breaching the boundaries between Earth and Equestria."

 

[Secret Boots]

William posted a new article about the "CTB Project" and the boundaries between Earth and gay pony land.
View attachment 6172441 ( Link / Archive )

God this sounds hilarious. Can't wait to see how it turns out.

Edit: I read the whole thing, it's a large schizo rant about spiritual realms, reality shifting, and other randomness like how antipsychotics are poison. Also includes a link to a "Oneirosophy" subreddit.
Edit 2: Hi Peppermint

 

[Peppermint Swirl]

Have you ever done hard drugs? And if so, which ones?

Since you're not the faggot that namedropped me, I'll answer. DXM (If that counts), MDMA, Meth, LSD, Shrooms, PCP, Xanax, and a few others. Most of these i've only done a few times tho

 

[Trombonista]

i've only done a few times tho

Define "a few times."