DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Although I'm disappointed he didn't break his fight stick in a fit of rage, the fact he fucked up his stick in the dumbest and most DSP way possible makes up for it lol.

 

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>Chud turbo expensive fight stick consoomer
>Chad shoebox fight stick DIYer

 

[I'm Retarded?]

EDIT4: he's going ALL IN on the toxicity now, calling Qanba (makers of the joystick), and again, I quote, "SCAM ARTISTS" and "LOSERS":

I can't read this forum because I understand too well why so many DSP followers become deranged a-logs who are shamefully desperate for any kind of misfortune to befall the man

if karma exists then surely his next turn on the wheel will see him demoted to a protozoan swimming in a hobo's dick cheese

 

[Fag Albert]

Holy shit it's not hard to fix and mod these things I'm a fat retard and i've had the same mad catz stick working for over a decade with just a little TLC

 

[74164978231]

Here is some feet for your nightmare.

What is this sideshow bob nightmare?

 

[Justanotherguy]

You'd think he'd just buy a new one, and send the old one back... the old switcheroo

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He looks more like Grandpa Phil these days...

 

[Thefrogsaregay]

God's way of showing that yes, Phil is still his own worst enemy.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Maybe he shouldn't have spent $2300 on WWEC last week, then he could afford a new stick.

Oh yeah, and he was in 4th place last I checked. Always 4th place, never the bride.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Go ahead and try to do what he's doing here in the picture. He must be quadruple-jointed

I still don't know:
1. Why he had a fake leg and foot (maybe Project 7?)
2. Why he's trying to pass off the foot as his own
3. Why his fans would believe he has gout from seeing his "foot" when we don't know what his foot looked like regularly.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

First, Phil spent $100+ on the Xbox version on Street Fighter 6 CE plus the season pass. Phil wanted to prove his EVO 2006 4th place finish wasn't just a fluke. He sucked at the game but did nothing wrong. The Xbox version is inferior.

Next, Phil spent $100+ on the PS5 version of Street Fighter 6 CE plus the season pass and $300 on a new controller. According to Phil, PS5 was the superior choice and his new controller was more than worth the money. He sucked at the game but did nothing wrong. The settings were incorrect.

Then, Phil played with the settings and declared all his input problems were solved. According to Phil, he shouldn't lose anymore because of online scrub tactics. He sucked at the game but did nothing wrong. The controller was the blame.

Now, he disassembled the controller to fix the issue with dropped inputs. The controller is now broken. Phil did nothing wrong. The manufacturers are to blame.

I guess the DSP's DSP is now going to be a fundraiser for a new controller. One that will solve all his issues, until it doesn't.

It was EVO 2005 actually

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Maybe he shouldn't have spent $2300 on WWEC last week, then he could afford a new stick.

Oh yeah, and he was in 4th place last I checked. Always 4th place, never the bride.

WWE Champions has gold, silver and bronze for their events. Phil is always just out of the medals, in time for the Olympics.

 

[Baraka Obama]

Holy shit it's not hard to fix and mod these things I'm a fat retard and i've had the same mad catz stick working for over a decade with just a little TLC

I have an arcade stick from 1986 in good working condition, had to replace 1 button and deal with a bit of rust.

I doubt his stick is broken, even if it is you can use an RPiZero as a PCB these days if you don't care about console shit.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Go ahead and try to do what he's doing here in the picture. He must be quadruple-jointed

I still don't know:
1. Why he had a fake leg and foot (maybe Project 7?)
2. Why he's trying to pass off the foot as his own
3. Why his fans would believe he has gout from seeing his "foot" when we don't know what his foot looked like regularly.

Either prop foot or trick of the camera. Dude is a slouch and that loveseat was eating him alive.

 

[JackoVerde]

It's not that his parents are on their deathbed (the father still goes fishing) or they can't afford the trip, it's most likely because they have no interest in once again flying across the country to do housework for their son who's in his 40s, and I can't blame them for it either. The only time he actually talks to them is when he needs money and they probably got tired of it.

phil scammed his mom out of 5k and never paid it back, no way his dad is helping him now. a 40 year old married man.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

let me get this right, so this dude didnt want swap in sanwa or hori buttons but just wanted the basic bitch ass buttons and joystick from an xbox controller?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

I would honestly pay to watch Phil assemble ikea furniture. That stick disassembly is the best thing I've ever seen from him, the man is a retard and the victim complex is nothing short of surreal.

I would pay to put a camera in Phil in his day off and watch him interact with the world why going to the mall, total wine and pet smart

 

[Glowie]

he's going ALL IN on the toxicity now, calling Qanba (makers of the joystick), and again, I quote, "SCAM ARTISTS" and "LOSERS":

My gramps once said "A poor worker blames his tools, never himself"

Experienced artisans can make due with cheap tools, specialised tools meant for artisans create masterpieces.

DSP however created 300 dollar I'M PUSHING BUTTONS moment, amazing.

 

[Pargon]

I doubt his stick is broken, even if it is you can use an RPiZero as a PCB these days if you don't care about console shit.

You are not at all wrong, I’m sure. I genuinely have confidence in the veracity of your statement.

But I would expect Ethan Ralph to win Father of the Century before I expected Phil Burnell to configure a Raspberry Pi for any purpose, and I mean up to and including using it as a paperweight or improvised cat toy.

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

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