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He'd be a fatter Carl Großmann
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Him desperately sticking to Biden makes sense just look at how he desperately sticks to the SFWA crowd despite openly being filled with pedos. There is no bottom to how low he'll stick to defend "his" team.
Markorian
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Yeah, for a long time, I thought it was just a bit, but there's too much weird circumstantial stuff to just dismiss the idea entirely.
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The year is 2025 and Fuhrer Trump is on the war path. Having abolished Democracy
and purged the DOJ of anyone brave enough to stand against him, Trump sets his sights on Chicago's finest. Several of the city's top officials are paraded in front of an obvious kangaroo court to the jeers of rabid MAGA cultists. After a brief reading of the charges against the defendants and without giving them a chance to defend themselves, the judge finds them guilty. He smugly asks them "Do you have anything to say before I sentence you to death?"Right when all hope seems lost, a lispy voice says "No child, you won't."
The crowd gasps as their attention turns towards the courtroom entrance. There stands the fat faggot with bitch tits known as Fat Rick Tomlinson. The judge bangs his gavel and orders the bailiffs to take him away. But Fat Rick uses his superior tough guy strength to feed them their teeth. He then saunters his way to the bench where he takes the judge's gavel from his hands and sticks it up his ass. He then bangs the judge against the bench to say "I sentence Fuhrer Trump and every single one of his underlings to enjoy prison... for life."
With that, every diverse POC dons a Star Wars Rebel badge and rises up to overthrow Donald Trump's dictatorship. Bronze statues are built of our porcine hero inside of every war memorial in Washington DC. The names of schools and bridges are changed to honor the savior of Democracy
and Congress passes a nationwide law requiring the educational system to include his books in their curriculum.Meanwhile, true to his word, Fuhrer Trump enjoys the rest of his life in Fort Leavenworth.
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Small, meaningless things?
The jokes write themselves, faucet dick.
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All I know is that Pat’s pepperoni in Milwaukee on google maps has 5 stars, so his niggeroni must be pretty good.
Welf Welf
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But what happened to the stalker-childs?With that, every diverse POC dons a Star Wars Rebel badge and rises up to overthrow Donald Trump's dictatorship. Bronze statues are built of our porcine hero inside of every war memorial in Washington DC. The names of schools and bridges are changed to honor the savior of Democracy
Fakenamemagoo
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Enjoying Prison ofc
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Phew. I thought he'd become self-aware for a moment there, and realised that 58K NPCs and bot followers mean fuck all if you're as terminally online as he is. Any retard can start a Xitter account right now, and lick other Xiggers' amholes until they reach critical (fat) mass together. But no, he's just throwing yet another doomer baby tantrum. Soldier on, piggy.
Last but not least, and completely unmissable: the great sci-fi AVTEVR
Irene and 22 others
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Anyone who's following Pat at this point is only doing so to see him squeal and impotently flail about rather than because they like him or agree with what he has to say.
I don't think he'll ever realize that aside from a few ball-washing sycophants even more mentally diminished than he that anyone following his account is a bot, a hate-follower, or a sentient bot that's hate-followed him of its own volition.
I don't think he'll ever realize that aside from a few ball-washing sycophants even more mentally diminished than he that anyone following his account is a bot, a hate-follower, or a sentient bot that's hate-followed him of its own volition.
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I'm actually with Pat on this one.
I think Biden should run. The fucking Democrats spent the last 4 years calling anyone who pointed out his brain was leaking out of his ears a conspiracy theorist, it's hillarious watching them squirm now and try to come up with reasons how this is a new development.
Besides, (now I don't know if this is true), but supposedly if they replace him all the campaign contributions they've collected for his campaign would have to be refunded and they'd have to hope everyone who contributed re-contributes.
Getting rid of the fossil at this stage seems like it would be difficult.
The main thing is keeping the Corpse of Joe Biden as the candidate is the funniest option, it also seems like he's not going gracefully. This is the result of lying to the public for the last four years and as much as I hate agreeing with Pat on anything, I think Biden should run.
Either way is going to be funny. Pats meltdown if he is forced out will be glorious, or watching Pat cope and seeth from now till November as the media turns against the potato will also be great.
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On top of this it'll be really funny watching the MAGA retards make fun of Fatrick with the most basic bitch boomerisms only for Fat Pat to call them "stalker children" and tell them to "enjoy prison".
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Yeah I normally don't bother paying much attention to election bullshit because the whole thing is just two sets of assholes competing to see who can talk the most shit but this ones shaping to be fucking hilarious, and if it goes the way it looks Pat is going to get more and more unstable and bitchy as it gets closer.
Seeing a whole host of MAGA guys discovering the joys of Patposting is my election wish, combine that with Rick getting more and more frustrated with his own side for shitting on the potato we're in for a treat.
Tiny Chinaman
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Joseph Biden is the greatest leader in modern history. Anyone that says otherwise is a terrorist and a stalker. You will enjoy prison
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The FatBNB has been showing unavailability during the RNC for several weeks now. Patty originally had it listed at $350 a night for those dates. I kinda wondered all along whether anyone actually booked a stay there, or if Pat just caved into stalker child fear and blacked the dates out manually.
After finding this, I think I have my answer now. You can still rent this really cool house (in Pat’s same neighborhood!) that’s shaped like a muthafuckin’ BOAT. Much nicer than the half hovel. Has a view of the river instead of section 8 housing. No cancerous chairs, backward fences, or crumbling walls. And their price is lower too.
So I’m calling it now, when Fat Rick inevitably chimps out next week about his unruly house guests, it’ll be another big fat lie. No one would ever pay that much money to stay at the Bitchtits Motel if they had any other choice.
After finding this, I think I have my answer now. You can still rent this really cool house (in Pat’s same neighborhood!) that’s shaped like a muthafuckin’ BOAT. Much nicer than the half hovel. Has a view of the river instead of section 8 housing. No cancerous chairs, backward fences, or crumbling walls. And their price is lower too.
So I’m calling it now, when Fat Rick inevitably chimps out next week about his unruly house guests, it’ll be another big fat lie. No one would ever pay that much money to stay at the Bitchtits Motel if they had any other choice.
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November looks to be a promising harvest, even if Pat doesn't win LotY
(This is your monthly reminder to embrace Tomlinsonian Pessimism; no matter what the situation, Patrick S. Tomlinson will receive the worst, but most comedic outcome)
(This is your monthly reminder to embrace Tomlinsonian Pessimism; no matter what the situation, Patrick S. Tomlinson will receive the worst, but most comedic outcome)
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and only 1k are real active users. All of them Pat posters.
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Christ, I hope he's not going to beg it up to 60k, claiming it 'has a better mouth feel.'
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No Stalker Child, the debates are irrelevant. Enjoy prison.
No Stalker Child, the polling is irrelevant. Enjoy prison.
No Stalker Child, the election results are irrelevant. Enjoy prison.
No Stalker Child, the inauguration ceremony is irrelevant. Enjoy prison.
No Stalker Child, the coronation is irrelevant. Enjoy dungeon.
No Stalker Child, the triumph and legal deification is irrelevant. Enjoy execution (with me).