The Sperminator welcomes 165th child just before Father’s Day — and makes shocking announcement

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The Sperminator has 165 reasons — and counting — to celebrate this Father’s Day.

Ari Nagel, a 48-year-old Brooklynite, welcomed his 165th child into the world on Wednesday — but will soon retire from spreading his seed, he told The Post.

“I’ll stop when I’m 50,” Nagel, who will turn 49 in August, told The Post.

“Physically I can keep going, but there may be increased risks for things like autism with older males,” he explained via text from a cruise ship in the Bahamas, where he was vacationing with his first son, 20-year-old Tyler, and child No. 33, his 7-year-old daughter Topaz.

But for now, the six-foot-two prolific Kingsborough Community College math professor is celebrating his latest baby, who was birthed by a woman in Connecticut.

“It was that mom’s fourth child with me,” Nagel boasted.

“I have 10 women currently pregnant in the US, Canada, Asia, Africa and Europe … Zimbabwe and Long Island are due in July, Israel and Queens are due in August,” he crowed, adding that one of his baby mamas, a woman in France, is expected to pop at any moment.

Nagel, who shot to fame in The Post eight years ago, still hands over sperm samples to one or two aspiring mothers per week, he said, sometimes through clinics and other times in face-to-face, but non-sexual, meetings.

When he’s not growing his progeny, he vowed to “try to be a better father to my 175 children” – 34 of whom he hasn’t met yet.

“I’ll never be able to be as good of a dad to my kids as my father was to me,” lamented Nagel, who grew up in an Orthodox Jewish home in upstate Monsey alongside two sisters and four brothers.

“Having lots of kids can bring a lot of happiness and joy into your life, [but] I don’t suggest 175,” he said.

However, the Sperminator said he sees many of his sons and daughters often – mostly the 56 who live in New York, the 20 in New Jersey and the 13 in Connecticut.

“Some moms don’t want me to play a role, but I leave them the option if they change their mind, and most do once the child gets a little older and starts asking questions,” he said.

Still, he keeps a spreadsheet with the names, birthdays, addresses and phone numbers of each offspring – and plasters any pictures he has of them around his Kingsborough office.

The photos – which cover nearly every inch of wall space in the room – depict little infants cooing in their carseats, small uniformed children posing for school pictures, and Nagel playing with and snuggling various kids.

After his Sunday morning return to Brooklyn from the Bahamas, Nagel expects that he and a handful of his kids, along with their mothers, will go to the Bronx Zoo, like they did last year on Father’s Day.

Additionally, “I will receive many cards and gifts,” he said.

The one piece of advice Nagel tries to impart to his descendants is to “embrace saying ‘Yes’ to doing favors, new experiences, invites and opportunities.

“It’s the key to a fulfilling life. I say yes to everything,” he said.

But he wishes there was a woman out there who would say yes to him.

“I have the dating apps, but haven’t had much success finding a woman who wants to date someone with 165 kids and 10 women pregnant. I’m also pretty broke — which doesn’t help.”
 
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Genetics that only a mother could love.
 
Dude's "pretty broke", but is also a math professor? Is student loan debt really that bad? He's 48 so he would have gotten his PhD roughly 20 years ago. What am I missing here?
 
"Going to buy me some sperm, get me some genetic material for my baby. Better get me an old ugly Jewish autist, aw yissss"

like what the fuck are these women thinking. You're actually out there openly paying for the genetics, for fuck's sake at least buy some pretty ones. If you're going to do a designer baby, don't get the material off Wish.
 
like what the fuck are these women thinking. You're actually out there openly paying for the genetics, for fuck's sake at least buy some pretty ones. If you're going to do a designer baby, don't get the material off Wish.
Actually it makes a certain amount of sense. If you're making a designer baby, you want your kid to have all the advantages in life. This guy is
A) A Jew, and therefore potential ruling class
and
B) A maths professor, and therefore fairly intelligent
Yeah he's not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt but if you want your child to be smart and successful, you could probably do a lot worse than a Jewish maths professor
 
Actually it makes a certain amount of sense. If you're making a designer baby, you want your kid to have all the advantages in life. This guy is
A) A Jew, and therefore potential ruling class
The children wouldn't be considered Jewish by anybody so it won't be a benefit or drawback. A Jewish Zulu in Zimbabwe would be something to see though.

Yeah he's not Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt but if you want your child to be smart and successful, you could probably do a lot worse than a Jewish maths professor
Right. From a genetic standpoint, this guy is infinitely more successful than both of them combined in fact. I guess the lesson here is to just jerk off in a cup if you want to propagate your genes.
 
Dude's "pretty broke", but is also a math professor? Is student loan debt really that bad? He's 48 so he would have gotten his PhD roughly 20 years ago. What am I missing here?
He is in NYC he is a professor. Professor doesn't pay much and living in NYC keeps you broke unless you are one of those migrants living 10 in an apartment.
 
“It’s the key to a fulfilling life. I say yes to everything,” he said.

But he wishes there was a woman out there who would say yes to him.
"I am ready to settle because my balls sag and i am all white and none of the sperm babies gives a shit about me, i need also a nurse and a purse ."

Every single aging fuckboy ever on this side of the planet . You will die alone and broke like every single one of them .
 
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