Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Law said:
Greetings, star traveler. Earth women don't ovulate everytime they have sex - you're thinking of voles.
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Women's hormones naturally fluctuate throughout their cycle and it can affect their sex drive and emotions. It generally peaks right before they ovulate. You tried to call me autistic and accidently outed yourself for not having lived with a woman, I guess? lol

I suggest you read up on your pretty princess powers, goddess @Law.
 
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Cirrhosis_of_Liver said:
It's funny to me that it hasn't occurred to any of you that Marie is a sex pervert who gets off on being cucked, and, that being exactly what Juju wants, he keeps her around to humiliate while she jills off.
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I've known women who've shacked up with terrible guys entirely because they don't wanna move back in with their parents, only to live their lives entrenched in cope.

Marie's a more extreme version of this than I've ever seen, but I don't think it's all that uncommon.
 
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Pissmaster said:
I've known women who've shacked up with terrible guys entirely because they don't wanna move back in with their parents, only to live their lives entrenched in cope.

Marie's a more extreme version of this than I've ever seen, but I don't think it's all that uncommon.
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This is basically the same thing Faith, Mint and Pantsu were doing. It's almost like it's the only way Dick & Co can get laid.

Cirrhosis_of_Liver said:
When calling someone a cuck is conaidered defending them, you know they've really shit the bed of life.
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I like the idea that she's a cuck and regretted it once she was in the cuck truck because it's funnier. Just like that SA poster back in the day who used to beat off to scat porn, but when he finally paid a hooker to shit on him, realized he wasn't into it after the turd had left her asshole and it was too late. I think in reality though, it's probably a combination of weird lifestyles being more acceptable in LA so she just rolls with it, Dick having a bit of money and being able to fund her lifestyle, and the thing Pissmaster mentioned above.
 
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