iFunny is having a meltdown - An increase of new jannies has plunged the user base into total mutiny

[Namekian George Floyd]

If it's an anti-pajeet app now then I've gotta tell my Canadian friends to get an account and help out, nobody hates street shitters like a Canadian.

 

[TETRABAX]

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

India REALLY has fucked their reputation so bad over the years to the point everyone fucking hates them. If shit like this keeps happening, I wouldn't be surprised if a war with india would just get a cheerful "ok" from Americans, if it ever occurred, even from usual anti war crowds.

But that would imply theres something worth taking.

God, if we started WW3 in India even my isolationist ass would support it.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

-Nuke India until it's a glowing shitty pile of rubble and start over.
-Nuke India suddenly the world economy triples in the space of a week

I agree in spirit but I've brought this up in chat before.
>Nuke India
>Nuke vaporizes all those jeets
>Literal world peace
>Everyone gets laid
>Everyone is richer
>World is happy
>forget that no matter or energy is able to be fully destroyed.
>vaporized jeets are picked up by the condensation process
>jeet-infected clouds turn to jeet-infected rain
>gets everywhere.
>Jeet rain kills billions by converting them into jeets.

 

[ojoe]

 

[TV's Adam West]

The worst part is the smell. When I enter a gas station I can smell the stench of BO and curry from the door

The Pajeet is incapable of living like a civilized human being, and once a colony takes place, it will almost instantly begin to terraform the land into garbage and fecal matter, as toward off predators and allow a safe breeding area for the colony.

The Pajeet, lacking sex appeal in any sense of the word, reproduce via rape. Their mating calls can be found via explicit comments. When a pack of Pajeets roams for a mate, the victim will most always be at the disadvantage and fall, allowing the colony to take their trophy and reproduce.

I'm David Attenborough and this has been Planet Earth.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

>vaporized jeets are picked up by the condensation process
>jeet-infected clouds turn to jeet-infected rain
>gets everywhere.
>Jeet rain kills billions by converting them into jeets.

this unironically could be true...imagine if thats an anti war strategy, being so toxic and dirty that any bombing will cause global pollution catastrophe from incinerated filth?

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

This is what mine looks like...

 

[Maude Snew]

>Nuke vaporizes all those jeets

Let me stop you right there by pointing out how bad that would make the entire world smell. Burnt Indian has gotta be the worst and there's billions of the fuckers.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

India is the reason we need small i internet, one for those subhumans.
Although they are not reason with this app's problem, it is some faggot that wants to make money by selling sanitized app.

All one can hope is that app totally dies and they lose every penny if they recently bought it as investment.

So ... to death of that one.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Weird how Ifunny evolved from being the inoffensive,snotty,and childish face of the modern internet landscape to a more offensive,bold,and slightly less childish symbol of resistance.

 

[MetokurGroomedMe]

footage below of the pajeets when they got the ifunny contract.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

Fuck jeets, fuck jannies.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Relevant

 

[BathTubShine]

lol, lmao even.
Total Jeet Yolocaust

 

[Evilronald]

If you want to fuck with Indians, just post shit with hot chicks captioned with pro-Pakistan propaganda

Pro Chinese propaganda also works, India has a border dispute with China and they kill each other with maces and other melee weapons.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Someone made a meme about the comment section of the official iFunny ban appeal post

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Jesus they’ve literally integrated the 4chan data mining ads. Are they selling a iFunny Gold Pass too?

 

[Jerry1337]

 

[Buttigieg2020]

It’s beautiful:

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Not to be mati but Sam’s riffs sometimes fall flat because he’s too lazy to give the bit legs and take it for a stroll. You would expect it to be prescient but really it’s just tapping the same note in a way that makes Nick Mullen’s Indian bits look better in comparison. I expected better showmanship from Mr. Hyde.
For example, this has much more creativity than saying saar please I am Indian fahking help me while also playing on multiple topics like Star Wars and Taxis. Sam no context doesn’t hold up the same.

Sorry for my autistic rant about what’s subjectively funny to me.