Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

[Molly Millions]

Women who do well in action roles tend to be tall

Sigourney Weaver- 6 ft
Krysten Ritter- 5'9
Milla Jovovich- 5'9

The only place tiny women do well in action films are Chinese Wuxia. Lucy Liu is still taller at 5'3

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This should be an indie rock band called Ellen and the Normal Sized People. The way the guy next to her is crouched down extra low to try to be even with her just makes her look even more comically minute.

 

[FinnSven]

Sigourney Weaver- 6 ft

Right, that explains why Rick Moranis looked like he was the same height as Warwick Davis in Ghostbusters, but looks a tad taller in other films.

I always thought they normally gave him a box to stand on in other films.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

This should be an indie rock band called Ellen and the Normal Sized People. The way the guy next to her is crouched down extra low to try to be even with her just makes her look even more comically minute.

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made me have to look up her height. supposedly it is 5' 1. i think we finally found someone shorter than ethan ralph.
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[PetiteFeet]

made me have to look up her height. supposedly it is 5' 1. i think we finally found someone shorter than ethan ralph.
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she's 5cm away from being legally a midget in my country. Dear lord she's short.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

made me have to look up her height. supposedly it is 5' 1. i think we finally found someone shorter than ethan ralph.
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She wears the same size suit as my 10 year old nephew.

 

[Marc]

i think we finally found someone shorter than ethan ralph.

As well as somebody Ralph may plausibly prevail over in a fair fight (by way of tripping and falling onto/impregnating her).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Man, she looks like absolute shit. The 4k cameras are not doing any favours with her.

Look at these sandbags in her eyes, my goodness. She looks like she can't even get to the refrigerator to get a snack, let alone act in a movie.

Oh, hey, didn't know they were doing a remake.

Just keep her on ice for when Paul Simon dies and someone greenlights a biopic. She's a couple inches shorter than him, but that means they won't have to find such a tall Garfunkel.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Magical hormones gave her an Adam's apple and abs.

But not a bigger skull or brow ridge, I'm afraid.

Women who do well in action roles tend to be tall

Sigourney Weaver- 6 ft
Krysten Ritter- 5'9
Milla Jovovich- 5'9

The only place tiny women do well in action films are Chinese Wuxia. Lucy Liu is still taller at 5'3

She's the same height as Ariana Grande.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

I recently rewatched Super for the first time since it came out and couldn't believe that was her in it

I can, I remember watching her chase that dude from the office and thinking "this bitch can't not walk like a dyke".

 

[Xenomorph]

Why the fuck wouldnt they fucking pitch it's voice down in post?

 

[JelloJerk]

I'm sorry, did they have one of the shots be our little man on a swingset?

Biggest DOOD in the whole playground

 

[Kufungisisa]

This should be an indie rock band called Ellen and the Normal Sized People. The way the guy next to her is crouched down extra low to try to be even with her just makes her look even more comically minute.

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I legit thought he was a hunchback.

Just put the woman on a box.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

That trailer looks less like it’s advertising the movie than Page herself. “Hey, remember how Elliot Page has a long and distinguished career?”

I don’t know who this is for otherwise. The “trans person comes home and their family have to figure things out” story has been done to death, and I feel like if you’ve read her autobiography, you’ve already heard her take.

 

[pink cigarettes]

I'm sorry, did they have one of the shots be our little man on a swingset?
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Biggest DOOD in the whole playground

Nothing could possibly signal effeminate, fragile, lonesome, and emotional little girl, in an overdone indie movie way, more than this shot. The sad lone snowy tiny bird on a swingset at dusk. Jfc. What a ridiculous charade

 

[Metatron]

Pooners don't want to be men. They want to be teenage boys/young boys.

In Idiot Paige's case, a boy stronk enough to defeat the bober, kurwa.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I'm sorry, did they have one of the shots be our little man on a swingset?
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Biggest DOOD in the whole playground

I could frame this and put on my wall. BEAUTIFUL!

 

[JelloJerk]

I don’t know who this is for otherwise. The “trans person comes home and their family have to figure things out” story has been done to death, and I feel like if you’ve read her autobiography, you’ve already heard her take.

This is a genre of movie? When I watched the trailer I thought it looked like the most boring shit ever. What's next? Movies about someone doing their taxes? How about going to work for 8 hours and then going home? It's one thing to have a movie grounded in reality, and then there's literally just an average, normal situation. Remove the trans shit, and this is an awkward family gathering. Wow... I sure want to roll into the theatre to watch an hour of passive-aggressive bickering and arguing.

 

[Snack Cracker]

I legit thought he was a hunchback.

Just put the woman on a box.

Saddened because the man scrunching down to lil poon’s level is Gerard Way, the man who wrote the Umbrella Academy comics and was involved with the filming of the series.

Also the frontman of defunct but amazing band My Chemical Romance.

I understand he can’t stay in peak Helena condition forever, but simping to the troons?
Even heard a rumor Gerard Way might be trooning because he was wearing women’s clothing on stage a couple years ago.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

"I'm happy d00d!"

"I'm not happy d00d!"