2024 U.S. Presidential and State election thread - I'm gonna... I'm gonna... VOOT!!! I'm VOOOOOTING!!!

[Gog & Magog]

Biden called Zelensky “President Putin,” while at NATO, and naturally, everyone is considering this a nail in the coffin moment for Biden. “Joever” is trending on Xitter currently.

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They're both named Vladimir and are slavs. Common mistake!

 

[Sexy Potoo]

It's over, Biden's mind is completely gone. Trump just needs to write his name in the Death Note and put him out of his misery already, it'd be a mercy at this point.

I am hoping he has a stroke mid-debate with Trump in October and drops dead live on air.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Biden called Kalama Harris "Vice President Trump"! It's Joever, people.

 

[Spergichu]

Biden called Zelensky “President Putin,” while at NATO, and naturally, everyone is considering this a nail in the coffin moment for Biden. “Joever” is trending on Xitter currently.

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>the president of the united states just accidentally endorsed a foreign leader who is currently launching an invasion of another country
I wasn't expecting Smiling Friends to achieve the Simpson's Effect this early into it's run but I stand corrected.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

That's very interesting once Trump is gone from future elections (which win or lose would be after this election) Do you think the GOP could retain those voters or would this coalition collapse?

Only if they embrace MAGA.

The GOP will most certainly die off if they think they can continue with the "Bush Family" standards.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

Good fucking Lord, man.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Jesus Christ, I really am going to have to edit the OP by the end of next week, wont I?

 

[JudyTester]

Good fucking Lord, man.
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So I have to ask, when you made that CH post, you were probably sure that was going to be the most embarrassing name mix-up of the night right? Because man. MAN.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Watching the "potentially criminal" stream of the Biden NATO press conference.

OMG it is bad. It is beyond bad. The man is glitching.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Normally Biden calling people the wrong name would fly way under the radar but this was a bad time to be himself. Everyone was waiting for this to see if he is truly senile.

The funny thing is that although this may be true, Joe Biden has a long tack record of saying retarded shit. Now was not the time though.

Edit: I mean he's senile too, but also retarded.

 

[StarkRavingMad]

Good fucking Lord, man.
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Man, I really want the Biden family to quadruple down and not leave.

Democrats, you fucking made your beds ... Now lay in them, you sacks of shit!

 

[Irene and 22 others]

Just think, without the recent debate between Donald Trump and Joetato Biden exposing for all the world that the emperor has no functioning neurons, the press would all still be trying to cover for this and carry water for this sad muppet.

Godspeed to you Mr. President. Take whatever donor money you've gotten and funnel it to your family and friends, give your crackhead son a pardon, and ride off to Valhalla in glory.

 

[FatalTater]

So are the lefty types going to cancel teh evol huwite man who not only didn't say the name of the BLACK woman he was talking about, he called her DONALD TRUMP?

I mean I know the answer to that, but still had to ask.

 

[PunkinMan]

>the president of the united states just accidentally endorsed a foreign leader who is currently launching an invasion of another country
I wasn't expecting Smiling Friends to achieve the Simpson's Effect this early into it's run but I stand corrected.

this was legit the first thing I thought of lol

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Guys calm down, it was just "top of mind".
(This is sarcasm)

 

[mindlessobserver]

This is horrific. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. The fact this is being shown live is proof positive the deep state is cutting him loose.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

This is horrific. I don't know whether I should laugh or cry. The fact this is being shown live is proof positive the deep state is cutting him loose.

Definitely. He's been hung out to dry, I bet he's not been injected with anything more than whatever it takes to get him upright, if even that. Dr. Jill Biden must be SEETHING.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Having watched this press conference at the NATO summit, If Kamala does not invoke the 25th Amendment tonight, she is a cuck who is not worthy of power.

 

[Escaped Abortion]

So are the lefty types going to cancel teh evol huwite man who not only didn't say the name of the BLACK woman he was talking about, he called her DONALD TRUMP?

I mean I know the answer to that, but still had to ask.

Donald Trump is willing to set aside his narcissism to humbly serve under the beloved first black woman president, Joe Biden. It's a plot twist I hadn't predicted.

 

[Audit]

Let's not joke around. You WILL vote for Joe Biden even if your hand errs and writes in someone else's name. You heard the man. He's more popular in Israel than America.