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Anna posted a video showing her thighs there is NO DIFFERENCE at all. Considering she uses slimming filters they probably are FATTER and more mishappened now.
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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That’s not lipedema. That’s plain ol’ peau d’orange cellulite:
You could sink a thumbtack into one of those holes and she’d never feel it.
You could sink a thumbtack into one of those holes and she’d never feel it.
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All that misery and she still has triple thigh rolls.
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That fourth photo is the most honest pic Anna has ever taken of one of her thighs - the enormity of those things is mind-bending! We get hints of her true mass, but nothing as true as this.
Her surgery folly has truly been a gift to the farmers.
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For the people speculating about EDS: it's been a trendy social media diagnosis for years now. Absolutely all the social media chronic illness warriors (TM) claim to have it. Of the varieties of EDS, only one isn't diagnosed via genetic test: hypermobile EDS, or hEDS. As I'm sure you've already guessed, this is the type that all the warriors claim that they have. Diagnosis of that relies on a lot of criteria that can be fudged in one way or another. This doctor, who is social media-savvy enough (and scuzzy enough, and calculating enough) to enter a sponsorship with a social media influencer, is assuredly just bringing up EDS to extend his appeal to the social media crowd. That's all it is. Anna's mother and sister died of fat-related disease, and Anna will die the same way.
I do think she's still got slimming and smoothing filters on in those photos. I'd love to see the unedited photos that the dermatologist took pre-surgery. That's some impressive bog-standard cellulite she's got going on her thighs, and it really gives you a sense of how much she relies on smoothing filters in her standard content.
I do think she's still got slimming and smoothing filters on in those photos. I'd love to see the unedited photos that the dermatologist took pre-surgery. That's some impressive bog-standard cellulite she's got going on her thighs, and it really gives you a sense of how much she relies on smoothing filters in her standard content.
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The lipidemaGAL tag never fails to make me laugh-cringe. It's worse than Corissa's "cpapBabes."
Anything medical-sounding and indignant that Anna says at this point, I'm just going to assume it's straight out of the doctor quack's mouth. I'm certain he knows just what to say to these types of women to maximize their comfort and minimize their sense of personal responsibility. I bet they eat that up like a basket of cheese biscuits
Anything medical-sounding and indignant that Anna says at this point, I'm just going to assume it's straight out of the doctor quack's mouth. I'm certain he knows just what to say to these types of women to maximize their comfort and minimize their sense of personal responsibility. I bet they eat that up like a basket of cheese biscuits
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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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That therapist she’s talking to online is the full meal deal. What a tool. She has a suck up response for every comment Queen Anna is making. I feel ill just listening to the bullshit between them. Anything for a buck.
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Three years ago, when Anna was pursuing her delusional attempt to get Sports Illustrated to put her in the swimsuit issue (if not on the cover), Anna flew out to California and paid a professional photographer to take golden-hour bikini pics of her walrusing on a beach.
Editing was included in those services, and one of the Photoshop tricks the editor resorted to was making a copypasta of her relatively smooth upper arm, scaling and rotating it, and putting it in place of her massive, lumpy, cellulite horror of a thigh, rather than undertake a futile attempt to work with what was there.
(I don't know why your comment reminded me of that, but it did, and it's always worth revisiting because it was so batshit crazy.)
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I think the best actual exercise she gets (not performative 3-second clips for social media) is her constant, never-ending hand-gestures in her "please pity me / i'm so scared" videos.
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she's so inconsiderate for taking this "therapist call" in the middle of her public gym.
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It is betterhelp its the same as every other shill she does.
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I think lipo can cause texturing like that. Not sure if it’s permanent.
Wow you can really see the regain in her face in this one. Or she isnt using. Slimming filter for once? Her face looks almost as wide as her ozempic infomercial.
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Ah bless you for that lil detour down memory lane. It’s such an egregious shoop. So hilarious. I can’t remember if she ever acknowledged it, though.
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Where is her neck tho?
Guess the lipedema got it.
Guess the lipedema got it.
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She's been slowly reverting into a starfish and these "lipodema" surgeries are just a last ditch attempt to halt the transformation.
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Anna Lying About the Bagel Trek
My friend told me that this would be appreciated here.
I live in the NYC metro area and am familiar enough with Manhattan to know what Anna’s bagel journey would have looked like as she described it.
She said she was staying at the Westin Grand Central and going to Tompkins Square Bagels in Tompkins Square, which is in the East Village. This is a fairly well-known bagel shop. For those not familiar with Manhattan geographically, it would basically be a straight shot 2 miles south, which tracks with what she was saying. This is what the most direct route would have looked like.
The first stop she made was at Grand Central Station. This was a slight question mark for me because the train station is west of where she was staying, but it is only a block and a half away and I thought maybe she just wanted to see the interior (it is very pretty).
Next, she stopped at the library on 5th Ave. At that point I was like “where the heck is she going?” because that’s even further west and would put her 10-15 minutes off course.
After that, the next stop she makes is in Koreatown at the cotton candy store, which is just way way off from where anyone walking to the East Village from her origin would be. I thought at this point maybe she got lost and didn’t want to say so in her video because it would undermine her “I used to live in NY” cred.
You can see in this map image where Koreatown is in relation to where she started, as well as where the East Village and Flatiron District are.
We then see her resting in a park where she says she’s still 0.5 miles away from her destination. As part of the scenery on this final leg of her journey, we see the Flatiron building.
Next we see her approaching Tompkins Square Bagels, but this doesn’t make sense based on how far away she said she was and her proximity to the Flatiron building. When she gets to the storefront it’s definitely not the one in Tompkins Square (which is more old school looking).
I looked it up and it turns out there’s another Tompkins Square Bagels near Union Square (south of the Flatiron District; this would align with the route she walked). I noticed a sign on the business next door and also the reflection of a NYX Cosmetics store across the street and sure enough, guess what you can see on street view.
This is a weird thing to lie about. Honestly walking to either of these locations from Grand Central is an ambitious walk I wouldn’t elect to do even if the weather were good, and it has been absolutely brutally hot here for weeks. The only reason I can come up with for lying is that the one in Union Square is decidedly closer to her hotel than the one in Tompkins Square (1.6 miles vs 2) and it being a branch/not the original is less… something(?) in her mind.
She pulls up her Apple Watch to show how she walked 3.27 miles to get there, but there is absolutely no way in hell she walked that far. Maybe meandering around the train station and pacing around for cotton candy for an hour added another quarter of a mile, but more than doubled the distance? I don’t think so. She definitely didn’t take the quickest route even to the location she was going to, so I’ll give her some credit there. But even if I recreate her exact route, it was 1.8 miles. The math of 3.27 miles is not mathing.
I won’t even touch the fact that she spent over an hour waiting for cotton candy on what should have been a 30-minute walk.
Interestingly enough, this Tompkins Square Bagels just opened last year, so it’s also fairly unlikely that she’s been to this location before, which makes all of the “they do it best” talk a little cringe. https://secretnyc.co/tompkins-square-bagels-union-square/
TL;DR she lied about where she was going, lied about how far she was going, and lied about how far she walked after the fact. She walked at least 1.5 miles less than she claimed, and she’d probably also never been to this particular bagel shop.
My friend told me that this would be appreciated here.
I live in the NYC metro area and am familiar enough with Manhattan to know what Anna’s bagel journey would have looked like as she described it.
She said she was staying at the Westin Grand Central and going to Tompkins Square Bagels in Tompkins Square, which is in the East Village. This is a fairly well-known bagel shop. For those not familiar with Manhattan geographically, it would basically be a straight shot 2 miles south, which tracks with what she was saying. This is what the most direct route would have looked like.
The first stop she made was at Grand Central Station. This was a slight question mark for me because the train station is west of where she was staying, but it is only a block and a half away and I thought maybe she just wanted to see the interior (it is very pretty).
Next, she stopped at the library on 5th Ave. At that point I was like “where the heck is she going?” because that’s even further west and would put her 10-15 minutes off course.
After that, the next stop she makes is in Koreatown at the cotton candy store, which is just way way off from where anyone walking to the East Village from her origin would be. I thought at this point maybe she got lost and didn’t want to say so in her video because it would undermine her “I used to live in NY” cred.
You can see in this map image where Koreatown is in relation to where she started, as well as where the East Village and Flatiron District are.
We then see her resting in a park where she says she’s still 0.5 miles away from her destination. As part of the scenery on this final leg of her journey, we see the Flatiron building.
Next we see her approaching Tompkins Square Bagels, but this doesn’t make sense based on how far away she said she was and her proximity to the Flatiron building. When she gets to the storefront it’s definitely not the one in Tompkins Square (which is more old school looking).
I looked it up and it turns out there’s another Tompkins Square Bagels near Union Square (south of the Flatiron District; this would align with the route she walked). I noticed a sign on the business next door and also the reflection of a NYX Cosmetics store across the street and sure enough, guess what you can see on street view.
This is a weird thing to lie about. Honestly walking to either of these locations from Grand Central is an ambitious walk I wouldn’t elect to do even if the weather were good, and it has been absolutely brutally hot here for weeks. The only reason I can come up with for lying is that the one in Union Square is decidedly closer to her hotel than the one in Tompkins Square (1.6 miles vs 2) and it being a branch/not the original is less… something(?) in her mind.
She pulls up her Apple Watch to show how she walked 3.27 miles to get there, but there is absolutely no way in hell she walked that far. Maybe meandering around the train station and pacing around for cotton candy for an hour added another quarter of a mile, but more than doubled the distance? I don’t think so. She definitely didn’t take the quickest route even to the location she was going to, so I’ll give her some credit there. But even if I recreate her exact route, it was 1.8 miles. The math of 3.27 miles is not mathing.
I won’t even touch the fact that she spent over an hour waiting for cotton candy on what should have been a 30-minute walk.
Interestingly enough, this Tompkins Square Bagels just opened last year, so it’s also fairly unlikely that she’s been to this location before, which makes all of the “they do it best” talk a little cringe. https://secretnyc.co/tompkins-square-bagels-union-square/
TL;DR she lied about where she was going, lied about how far she was going, and lied about how far she walked after the fact. She walked at least 1.5 miles less than she claimed, and she’d probably also never been to this particular bagel shop.
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I hope people are correct and EDS becomes the hot new trend for deathfats. The ana-chan princess subtype of munchie is overdue a shake up and associating it with being a landwhale might finally be the catalyst which will get us there.
I guess it's like when muh fibro became the "fat and forty" disease, they'll all start glomming onto something new and drive that into the ground instead. I'm ready for it though, and knowing Anna (and her skeevy quack) are the patient zeros who are cleansing us of the EDS-princess epidemic will make the journey all the sweeter.
PS: Plenty of younger, HAES type deathfats love showing off how flexible they are to prove how fit they are. It's just laxity from constant pressure from weight and limbs that never get to rest at a neutral angle.
I'm loving the pivot from "look at how healthy my fat-broken joint mobility is!" to "my broken health isn't due to weight, it's these dang darn bendy joints I'm cursed with due to no fault of my own!"
Oh Anna, let this be another reason why you're my favourite fatty
I guess it's like when muh fibro became the "fat and forty" disease, they'll all start glomming onto something new and drive that into the ground instead. I'm ready for it though, and knowing Anna (and her skeevy quack) are the patient zeros who are cleansing us of the EDS-princess epidemic will make the journey all the sweeter.
PS: Plenty of younger, HAES type deathfats love showing off how flexible they are to prove how fit they are. It's just laxity from constant pressure from weight and limbs that never get to rest at a neutral angle.
I'm loving the pivot from "look at how healthy my fat-broken joint mobility is!" to "my broken health isn't due to weight, it's these dang darn bendy joints I'm cursed with due to no fault of my own!"
Oh Anna, let this be another reason why you're my favourite fatty
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I'm relatively new to this deathfat, has she ever had a significant other? A boyfriend? Girlfriend? Also idk why but I could see her coming out as qUeEr at some point.
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Boooooo, she changed the title.