Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

Filled in some gaps.
Basically Netflix did a hecking transphobia a while back, and Hannah Gadsby (depressed genderqueer lesbian whose Netflix special Nanette was a critically well received, despite being a massive "fuck you" to her audience) was very unhappy with this. So Netflix agreed to tape a new special entitled "Gender Agenda" in October, where she got a showcase of trans/non-binary comedians.
Alok Vaid-Menon (the DarkMatter guy) was invited. He hadn't really been seen as a standup before - more a spoken word/performance art person and predominately did lectures, but I guess he saw an opportunity to change up his grift and so seized it with both hands. The special came out at the start of March, which marked Dylan's first foray into standup. Alok then got invited to headline Netflix is a Joke, and sure enough it turns out he got Dylan on there as his opener too!
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Alok's also doing Edinburgh Fringe this year, after the end of his European "comedy" tour. So I think it's pretty obvious that Alok, perpetual grifter, encouraged Dylan to ride his coat tails. "Activism and performance art are so over, but these rubes will pay good money for a transgender comedian! Go workshop some stuff while we're in Utah and I'll get you some opening slots with Netflix".
As refreshing as it is to see Bigfoot fully clothed, he still makes me want to cover my screen in Nair. I swear that thing bathes in Rogaine.
 
As refreshing as it is to see Bigfoot fully clothed, he still makes me want to cover my screen in Nair. I swear that thing bathes in Rogaine.
Trannys doesnt bathe. Hes just a hairy paki trying to grift the genderspechul identity. In the long run, he might even be more succesfull than dyldo bc hes also a poc. The entertainment industry just loves that shit
 
Trannys doesnt bathe. Hes just a hairy paki trying to grift the genderspechul identity. In the long run, he might even be more succesfull than dyldo bc hes also a poc. The entertainment industry just loves that shit
I meant that it bathes in Rogaine in the same way neckbeards shower with Axe.

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That article has quite the picture of our Dilly…
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YUK.
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Also, there’s this surprisingly based line in the article.
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It’s based because DailyMail, despite being notorious for spelling/grammar/punctuation/formatting mishaps, is PAINSTAKINGLY careful to always use “proper pronouns.” Them calling troons men, knowing how much they’d seethe upon reading that^, is a nice change of pace.
Funny, all I’ve heard about the Daily Mail is that British people see it as evil.
 
Funny, all I’ve heard about the Daily Mail is that British people see it as evil.
It generally has a bad reputation for accuracy and political bias, but considering the current state of journalism in general, it is now more middle of the pack than particularly bad.
 
Funny, all I’ve heard about the Daily Mail is that British people see it as evil.

It generally has a bad reputation for accuracy and political bias, but considering the current state of journalism in general, it is now more middle of the pack than particularly bad.

I just read it because I swear the US media uses it as a crib sheet. You wanna know what tomorrow's headlines will be in American newspapers, especially regarding our scum sucking political class? Read the latest online Daily Fail.

It's kind of like the scene in "Men in Black", where they pick up tabloids to get the real information. It was funny back in the 90's, but now? Yeah, welcome to the 2020's, where everything's stupid.
 
Dylan has been so boring even we missed his recent instagram updates:
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Dylan has been so boring even we missed his recent instagram updates:
This was apparently the "alice + olivia pride party" which was mostly to build hype for Paris Hilton's new album.
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Dylan also got invited to a CAA party where he met Antoni off of Queer Eye
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The "Department of Dilly" photo is in Paris. Dylan went there with Alok, who's doing a leg of his European tour with Travis Hamburger Alabanza, but it looks like Travis couldn't make it to Paris, so instead Dylan opened the show alongside noted French pooner comedienne Lou Trotignon. Then he hung out with Sophia Bush, Benj Pasek, Alan Cummings (!) and then a woman called Amanda Rollins who's a lifestyle blogger as "American Fille" and is basically a real life Emily in Paris
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Now there's a classic case of admire the art, but don't get to know the real artist. I thought Cumming had more class (and smarts) than to be caught mugging for the camera with Dilly holding a hot pink dildo. But not knowing anything about him irl (just his work personas) apparently I was wrong. So wrong. Yeesh. Reading his wiki page is like being thirteen and discovering that one of your pet gerbils killed and gnawed the feet off the other one during the night.
 
He's released a poster for his show:
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Tickets are £10. Still not sure if I'm going to Fringe this year, but if I do find myself in Edinburgh I'll take notes.

It's hilarious that he of all people would come out with this.

He all but acknowledges the role that fag hags and handmaidens play in the LGBTQP rights movement and making society as a whole shittier.
 
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He's released a poster for his show:
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Tickets are £10. Still not sure if I'm going to Fringe this year, but if I do find myself in Edinburgh I'll take notes.
The irony of a flaming on fire homosexual wearing a dress calling himself a faghag, sad that he doesn’t have enough self awareness to realize it.

What a world where men can call themselves faghags, appropriating women’s culture lol :mad:
 
Also, there’s this surprisingly based line in the article.
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It’s based because DailyMail, despite being notorious for spelling/grammar/punctuation/formatting mishaps, is PAINSTAKINGLY careful to always use “proper pronouns.” Them calling troons men, knowing how much they’d seethe upon reading that^, is a nice change of pace.
Sorry for the VERY late response - you sure you aren't thinking of The Guardian? So renowned for its spelling errors that people often call it the Grauniad, and definitely more careful about pronouns etc than the Mail.

The Guardian wouldn't dream of saying something as blunt as 'men who see themselves as women'!
 
He's released a poster for his show:
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Tickets are £10. Still not sure if I'm going to Fringe this year, but if I do find myself in Edinburgh I'll take notes.
Same, I wonder if there are enough Scottish Kiwis to make a Farms Fringe night out. The best cow show since the Royal Highland Show.

Also isn't he claiming to be a straight woman now? Can he reclaim the fag slur?
 
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