Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Dr. Matthew C. Harris said:
What the fuck is with that fenced off area with nothing in it? The fence is "fancy" (as dogshit as the house - but relatively to it, it is), there's no lawn, it's just beaten dirt. There are no windows facing it.

What the hell is supposed to be there? Riley's pig pen, the crackhead-thru loitering grounds for the drug operation, or is it Juju's ranch, where he moos while getting fucked in the ass in full view of his neighbours?
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How the fuck is he supposed to afford to have turf put in after buying a mansion that big?
 
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break these cuffs said:
This is about as funny as one of Dax' shows. The only thing that would make it not gay is a spergout by him.
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Well the first thing he did was pop the inflatable cow and now hes blocking everyone who follows jesse so
 
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break these cuffs said:
How the fuck is he supposed to afford to have turf put in after buying a mansion that big?
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That's the thing, even if he put turf in there it would look like weird hobo grounds. There's no window facing it, so garden is out the question.

It just dawned on me that it might be his retarded spic idea of a patio. It would be among the worst, least comfortable patios I've ever seen in my life, but it's the only thing that explains that abomination besides it being a Breaking Bad secret entrance to his meth lab

Additionally, why is everything he built so blocky? Let's assume that's a patio. Let's assume that his shit shack is a house not inhabited by a diddler demon. Why does it all look like those builds from minecraft shader mods RTX 1 billion resolution texture pack, nigga's house is a bunch of rectangles.
 
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Kaumak said:
hes really gonna pretend Eric july did this lool

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"Presumably gay" says the man who dresses as a cow to get fucked in his ass, and was looking for dicks to suck at Burning Man, JuJu the Cow, who loves to suck dick as long as they're big dicks.
Dax has a few things in common with Pat Tomlinson, they both cook food that looks barely edible, they both have extremely effeminate mannerisms, and they both love the cock.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
"Presumably gay" says the man who dresses as a cow to get fucked in his ass, and was looking for dicks to suck at Burning Man, JuJu the Cow, who loves to suck dick as long as they're big dicks.
Dax has a few things in common with Pat Tomlinson, they both cook food that looks barely edible, they both have extremely effeminate mannerisms, and they both love the cock.
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yeah like I guess he is persumably gay because he literally looks just like Dick manbun and all
 
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Dr. Matthew C. Harris said:
What the fuck is with that fenced off area with nothing in it? The fence is "fancy" (as dogshit as the house - but relatively to it, it is), there's no lawn, it's just beaten dirt. There are no windows facing it.

What the hell is supposed to be there? Riley's pig pen, the crackhead-thru loitering grounds for the drug operation, or is it Juju's ranch, where he moos while getting fucked in the ass in full view of his neighbours?
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That's where he keeps Marie when he has a prostitute over. It's also where the dog poops since he injured himself trying to walk it that one time by stepping off the curb, falling and breaking his hip. It's too dangerous for an old man out there in the hills.
 
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You get it back if you give the full amount to the court yourself. Most people use a bail bondsman who typically charge 10% of your bail and they will put up the full amount to the court. The bondsman then gets it back when you show and you are out the fee.
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You can also put up real or other property as collateral, but it's generally a pretty technical process so you're still going to end up paying a bondsman in most cases to make sure it's right. They'll get a security interest in the property and depending on how high the bail is, it might be considerably less than the usual 10% since you're just paying them for the administrative end of it.
 
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