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[Det. Sipovich]

"Muh addiction". No drug makes someone take nigger dicks up the ass. Dude is a faggot.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If thats who you’re watching you’ve just snitched on yourself

Twitch streamers play the same three to four games that look adjacent to Call of Duty and Elden Ring. I’m more interested in watching longplay archives of retro games.

All I’m wondering is what this kind of porn addiction with cross dressing fetishization has to do with video games, since between this and the Dr. Disrespect situation is looking more and more like a sex shop than an actual place for gamers.

Maybe it’s just people getting old, but it doesn’t make it any less bizarre to notice.

 

[Queesechake]

Americans are a skidmark on the underpants of humanity.

There are more people against homosexuality and trannies in America than nearly any other developed country in the world. You'll go to jail in most European countries simply for saying that they're disgusting in public. Me on the other hand, can go scream it from the rooftops in America and there's not a single thing anyone can do about it, because we also have better gun laws than most countries and I don't leave my house without one.

Nobody cares that he’s gay and cross dressing with big black cocks.

I care, that shit's disgusting.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Twitch streamers play the same three to four games that look adjacent to Call of Duty and Elden Ring. I’m more interested in watching longplay archives of retro games.

Tell me you have the most basic copy-paste boomer taste in video games without telling me you have the most basic copy-paste boomer taste in video games.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

Is it wrong that I almost feel bad for him? He’s not a troomer like Finnster and it seems like he just wants to put his gross nigger faggotry behind him.

 

[TitchBitties]

All gay bullshit aside the fact that this ugly motherfucker thought he was remotely attractive enough that people would pay to watch him get fucked is the REAL impressive levels of confidence here. The real humiliation should come from the fact the he wasn't financially successful from gay porn, he was just doing it for the love of the game.

 

[Sergeant Bilko]

Twitch streamers play the same three to four games that look adjacent to Call of Duty and Elden Ring. I’m more interested in watching longplay archives of retro games.

Like Boogerman? Or Yukon Trail, an exciting new product from the Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium? Perhaps RoboCop Versus The Terminator?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

LMAO "sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiit where the hwite girls atttt"
Fuck sake this is why I cant quit this place hahahahahaha

 

[Forgotten Beast]

While in a vacuum this seems like a pretty ordinary case of a big streamer having a funny skeleton in the closet (or a couple of big bones at the very least), if you look at the dates nothing in this story adds up. As some people have already pointed out, he was still making OF content by this time of the year less than a year ago, and he hadn't even begun his streamer career by that point yet. If I have to believe what seems to be the current narrative, in the span of less than a year this man:

• Kicked an (unspecified) addiction.
• Went from sucking dick for money (despite being from a wealthy family and working in real state) to literal millionaire.
• Went from (alleged) gay-for-pay to (alleged) retard-for-reward.
• Found Jesus.
• Found a (female) girlfriend and got engaged. (EDIT: nevermind)
• Upgraded his knowledge and equipment from "I can't even focus the camera on my asshole in my asshole photos" to semi-professional streamer set-up and quality.
• Failed to competently set up a fucking OF account and then gamed TikTok's algorithm in record time like a 90's movie hacker (while forgetting the most basic OPSEC and leaving his OF open for anybody to see).
• Climbed from streaming to 6 viewers to half a million.
• Influenced TV commentators, random "celebrities", NFL players and the NFL itself, even becoming a TikTok meme in the span of a day.
• Got away with a scheme for climbing to fame by pretending to be neurodivergent in current year without anybody batting an eye.

In less than 365 fucking days. Nothing sort of a miracle. I suspect there's more to his story that what we know because there's a lot of holes (no not those) in this chronicle that happenstance alone can't explain.
Or maybe there's a working monkey paw around Houston, Texas.

 

[Harm]

The worst defense I've seen is the retarded strawman that "if he only engaged in heterosexual pornography then no one would care!" Nah, "porn star" to "children's entertainer" is a ridiculous pipeline in any permutation.

If it turned out Steve from Blue's Clues used to get deep dicked while pretending to be a black woman on camera then I'd be pretty upset to find out he became a children's entertainer afterwards.

 

[AnOminous]

If you use 'B.B.C.' to mean anything but a British purveyor of slop television, you come off as a man with gay jungle fever.

Built for BBC.

 

[NotAlfred]

I'm gonna- I'm gonna- I'm gonna fuck dude(s)

That joke became a lot funnier and a lot more literal recently. Eat shit, lossman!

 

[TheHarbinger]

While in a vacuum this seems like a pretty ordinary case of a big streamer having a funny skeleton in the closet (or a couple of big bones at the very least), if you look at the dates nothing in this story adds up.

It's very obvious that someone purchased him into a major talent agency or some type of talent management company. The massive streaming following, social media viral success, the NFL connections, the professional athletes mentioning him and doing his fag pose in actual professional games. He likely has the same type of backing as someone on the level of Liver King. Where he has a social media promotion company running his entire brand for him behind the scenes in secret but disguising it so that his rise to 'fame' seems organic.

In less than 365 fucking days. Nothing sort of a miracle. I suspect there's more to his story that what we know because there's a lot of holes (no not those) in this chronicle that happenstance alone can't explain.

I posted earlier that I suspected that he met some fag talent agent through being a male prostitute and in some Harvey Weinstein or Bryan Singer arrangement traded sex for quick fame and promotion. His rocketing into fame based on his (lack of) talent is a result of him being massively promoted. Yet he didn't have the infrastructure or media companies to promote himself in the first place. So where is the money and backing coming from exactly?

 

[Eyeareaunderrated]

• Found a (female) girlfriend and got engaged.

He doesn't have a girlfriend and he's not engaged. Some girl on Tiktok claimed to be with him for clout, but as far as I can tell he's never been in a (public) relationship.

Also, the timeline becomes extra muddled when you realize there were videos on his OnlyFans of him having sex with multiple men when he was supposedly 18. I wasn't interested in "verifying" whether the videos do show him looking much younger — and I suppose it's possible he was just lying to sell a "barely-legal" fantasy — but if we assume it's true then he's been sleeping with men his entire adult life and possibly even before that.

According to Wikipedia he was born in either '98 or '99, so he turned 18 in 2016 or 2017. His OF is 3 years old at most. So he's been taking dick (and recording it) long before he had an OnlyFans or any intention of monetizing his degeneracy. The "drugs made me do it" angle is literally impossible unless you engage in some insane mental gymnastics. Addiction my ass.

I hope he at least acknowledges he's a faggot going forward, but I really feel he's gonna come out and say he's actually straight and it was all for money or something ridiculous like that. I've seen that explanation already being parroted on Reddit. Worst part is you know for sure some dumb Christian handmaiden like Chris Tyson's ex-wife is gonna believe him and give him a chance.

 

[CatSuga-Ogrish]

"Muh addiction". No drug makes someone take nigger dicks up the ass. Dude is a faggot.

This statement is fact.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Tell me you have the most basic copy-paste boomer taste in video games without telling me you have the most basic copy-paste boomer taste in video games.

While I think it's easier to just rate you autistic and move on with my day, I want to inform you on how shit your take is. It's not a "boomer" opinion, because it's true. Streamers tend to play games that either make them money or it's popular because why? because they make money. I'm sure there's a few outliner streamers that you can name, but the point still stands.

I don't exactly blame one for going this route (get your money sis), but it's annoying to see the same 5 games played by 100 different streamers trying to capitalize on it. There's a reason why GTA5 is still a popular game to this day, because many streamers go on FiveM and roleplay. It's that easy even niggers do it.

It doesn't even have to be retro archives. It's just easier to copy something than to be original.

If you cannot still understand this after it is explained to you, I will rightfully call you a retard in rebuttal.

 

[Hagane]

Nah, "porn star" to "children's entertainer" is a ridiculous pipeline in any permutation.

I mean... it worked out for Blippy.

Now, he wasn't a porn star per se, but he still uploaded a public video of him shitting into another dude's asshole. One which was part of a very viral trend, and arguably even easier to find than gay sissy BBC porn - that trend being the "Harlem Shake".

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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[Harm]

That's not even true. Certain mushrooms can grow in the dark.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Just figured I'd post this here. To quote Theo Von, "Sketch is a gift to the world."

How Theo?