Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[REGENDarySumanai]

It would have been funnier if Jesse printed the entire of the Simpspiracy thread out and dropped it off.

 

[AltisticRight]

Only if you admit Jesse is funny

Stop being a faggot.

 

[Kaumak]

Ok here's the clip of them fighting over jesses patreon. I didn't make a free account so I guess its gonna expire in two days? https://streamable.com/5hsybd

I think he's funny. Sure he's a fag who tries too hard, but a faggy clock is funny twice per day or something.

Trying hard is good, actually. Everyone should be putting in more effort to make their shows good no idea how that could be percieved as a bad thing.

 

[Tablet County]

Trying hard is good, actually. Everyone should be putting in more effort to make their shows good no idea how that could be percieved as a bad thing.

Trying hard is good when you know your limitations. When you don't you end up overdoing it and making yourself look like a giant homosexual.

 

[Nate Higgers]

So Jessie showed up to put an inflatable cow toy in Dax's truck instead of tracking down Dick's relative's burial sites and taking a nice tinkle on their headstones. Imagine being more of a tryhard faggot that Jessie Podawful. Hang your head in shame Masterson, you mook.

Not Jesse. Jesse said he has “his own Riley” now. Seems he’s going with the “if Dick can do (x) then I can do (x) too” thing.

 

[Kaumak]

Not Jesse. Jesse said he has “his own Riley” now. Seems he’s going with the “if Dick can do (x) then I can do (x) too” thing.

Well its more like "How would dick respond if the things hes done to eric july happened to him"

 

[Procrastinhater]

Kinda pathetic he cut the head off the cow to make it seem like a threat when they left an entire cow doll originally

I also thought that showing up at people's places of work (that's where the Dick show set is) and leaving stuff was just a harmless prank?

I also have my suspicions why he cut the head off. Maybe he thought he found a new mask for his JuJu suit.

Well its more like "How would dick respond if the things hes done to eric july happened to him"
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Personally I think thats a good premise for a fun experiment, one that has potential to make JuJu turn a new shade of red that has yet to be recorded by science.
He's a thin skinned faggot, be interesting to see how he responds to the same thing he's encouraging.
See this is the problem with this fucking IRL shit Dax is so keen on.
That fucking "Everything is Fair Game" shit always blows up in the face of the faggot who starts using it, because theres always someone crazier and a bigger clout whore and thats willing to go that extra mile.
Normally I disavow that shit but JuJu set the table, he can't complain when people sit down to play.

 

[KateHikes14]

Ok here's the clip of them fighting over jesses patreon. I didn't make a free account so I guess its gonna expire in two days? https://streamable.com/5hsybd


Trying hard is good, actually. Everyone should be putting in more effort to make their shows good no idea how that could be percieved as a bad thing.

>can't be assed to turn a bloated video into an MP3
>being a try hard is good ahcktually

Dear god you earned your triangle and you will deserve the one you get on your next alt too.

 

[Kaumak]

>can't be assed to turn a bloated video into an MP3
>being a try hard is good ahcktually

Dear god you earned your triangle and you will deserve the one you get on your next alt too.

I dont do a SHOW you fucking retard

 

[Tablet County]

I dont do a SHOW you fucking retard

So only people with internet shows should try hard?

 

[Vibralldo]

I also have my suspicions why he cut the head off. Maybe he thought he found a new mask for his JuJu suit.

I think it's as simple as him trying to make it seem like a threat, and therefore different to what Riley did, when it really isn't

"Riley just left money and stickers at Eric's public business! Jessie left a severed cow head at my house! Totally different!"

Then when people point out the head was clearly on the cow when Jessie delivered it in the video, Dax can just say "I never said I didn't cut the head off!" When that's the obvious implication.

 

[Kaumak]

So only people with internet shows should try hard?

Yes. Im just an anon enjoying the content i dont care about your stupid inageboard. I meant if youre an internet personality and streaming is your fucking job then yes you should be putting in effort to make it good its your job

 

[Pissmaster]

Ok here's the clip of them fighting over jesses patreon. I didn't make a free account so I guess its gonna expire in two days? https://streamable.com/5hsybd


Trying hard is good, actually. Everyone should be putting in more effort to make their shows good no idea how that could be percieved as a bad thing.

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I think it's as simple as him trying to make it seem like a threat, and therefore different to what Riley did, when it really isn't

"Riley just left money and stickers at Eric's public business! Jessie left a severed cow head at my house! Totally different!"

Then when people point out the head was clearly on the cow when Jessie delivered it in the video, Dax can just say "I never said I didn't cut the head off!" When that's the obvious implication.

The interesting part to me is how Diddler Dax was playing this “maybe it was Eric July! Maybe it was Jesse! But maybe it was Eric July!” mealy-mouthed word game yesterday. Either he really does want to turn Eric July into the new Maddox or he still has a deep seated fear/aversion to giving Jesse any attention or anything.

He did break down and end up mentioning Jesse’s name as the person “behind the cow prank” on his stream last night, which was also interesting.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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JuJu getting mad with the medallion leering over his shoulder, I'm sure its smirking... put it on you FurFag coward.

 

[Alabama Man]

@Seafarer it was an inflatable cow, not a mask.

Also fuck you buddy Jesse is sometimes funny

 

[KateHikes14]

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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@Kaumak is there a version without a wackpack of retards trying to make the mexijew and the pedophile seem better? While telling us he's cozying up with the vaedophile too?!?

 

[Vibralldo]

The interesting part to me is how Diddler Dax was playing this “maybe it was Eric July! Maybe it was Jesse! But maybe it was Eric July!” mealy-mouthed word game yesterday. Either he really does want to turn Eric July into the new Maddox or he still has a deep seated fear/aversion to giving Jesse any attention or anything.

He did break down and end up mentioning Jesse’s name as the person “behind the cow prank” on his stream last night, which was also interesting.

Could be both. He's probably trying to accuse Eric July of telling Jesse to do it so Dax can justify fucking with Eric further.

"He literally sent a guy to threaten me at my house, Sean! That makes Riley spraying diarrhea all over Eric's house OK!"

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I dont do a SHOW you fucking retard

It would be less embarassing if you were Jesse shilling for himself.

 

[Harm]

video is only 300mbs

Only? That's massive. I clipped Nick Rekieta's 20+ minute sperg session towards Sean of Potentially Criminal at a reasonable quality and managed to get it to fit the site's upload limits.

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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Much appreciated. There's no good reason why an 8 minutes clip should be 300+ Mbs.