Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Galeocerdo]

Bullet misses Trump
Trump: You're fired.

 

[Harm]

How deep does the rabbithole go, chyat?
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Damn, talk about a magic bullet.

 

[Raging Capybara]

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AI is the death of comedy.

 

[30+GameOvers]

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Damn, talk about a magic bullet.

To be fair, if there was one person who could miss a headshot like this it would be Boogie...and he totally would stage something like this to distract us from his fake cancer aids and his shitcoin scam

 

[Necrosan]

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VICE PRESIDENT-TRUMP, STOP! YOU'LL CREATE A PARADOX!

 

[Galeocerdo]

Jim is on this shit and it's great

 

[Incel Death Note]

NY Post says a white Chinaman did it. Thank you highly trusted media institutions.

 

[LettuceMan]

Dude’s got amazing plot armor, i can’t think of anything else that can cause this guy to be so lucky.

 

[440088]

Biden just released a press conference saying that everybody should condemn this. He hopes “Donald” is well. And that he won’t speak if it’s an assassination attempt or not without facts.

 

[Delamain]

Waiting for the title to get updated with: This Century's Orange Teddy Roosevelt.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Time for a new poll. Which flavor of mentally ill failure had bad aim?

Troon
Pooner
Average looking guy
Danger hair
Terminally online Twitter/X user
Reddit mod with 100+ terabytes of CP
A career criminal that the dems kept releasing from jail
Journoscum
Etc..

Pooner.
Troons - sexual assault \ abuse.
Pooners - murder \ mass shooting.

 

[Snorky]

Attempting to assassinate such a polarizing political figure is probably the most retarded thing you could do. In the eyes of MAGA and the rest of his cult of personality, he's going to be elevated to near-martyr status. They really did just hand him every justification and excuse he could ever make as a politician on a fucking silver platter.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Trump requested more security, and he was denied...then Biden openly talks about "putting the Bullseye on him" and this happens. Totally not suspicious at all, lol

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

You shot him didn’t you

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You shot him didn’t you

The shooter is dead, retard. I would never try and hurt the elderly, obese conman who you want to have sex with so badly

 

[30+GameOvers]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

You holding up okay, buddy? It's going to be a hard couple of months between now and the election, but I know you will pull thru. Maybe not as well as Trump shrugged off two gunshots to the face, but I believe in you.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

You shot him didn’t you

Nah Hulk would have just flexed on him and pinned his ass

 

[Snorky]

Trump has commented on the situation on Truth Social.

(archive)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

You holding up okay, buddy? It's going to be a hard couple of months between now and the election, but I know you will pull thru. Maybe not as well as Trump shrugged off two gunshots to the face, but I believe in you.

I know that you're a rapefugee who has been banned from every other site he's been at for being such a shitty person, but you should know it's against the rules to whiteknight a lolcow in their thread. It's a permabannable offense