Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Leave the assassinations to the real badasses, like this fat marksman here:
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looking forward to him sperging at the media when they ignore his conspiracy theory.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Pat trolls just turned on God Mode.

 

[Post Reply]

Pat, you are digging yourself a hole...

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/KnMAT

 

[Well Intentioned]

cope
seethe
looking forward to him sperging at the media when they ignore his conspiracy theory.

It'd be great if someone were to ask him about Sandy Hook.

I mean, we know what the response would be. "No child, my insane conspiracy theory is very different from that other insane conspiracy theory."

But having the realisation sink in that he's becoming a nutter would be fun, too.

 

[AnOminous]

Eh, he had some good bits before 2016, then it was all orange man bad. Nothing much of value was lost but many such cases. Could always fuck off back to England, he's still a citizen there.

I thought he was at least marginally funny when he was on TDS (before that meant Trump Derangement Syndrome). I don't think he carries a show by himself, though. It's amazing how painfully unfunny that whole sektur got (including Colbert and Jon Stewart).

It's like they lost all capacity for nuance, especially Colbert, who used to be able to portray a comedic right winger without portraying him as some kind of mindless Nazi.

Leslie strikes again, she has written a letter to Worldcon.

Tbh I kind of wish she'd include at least a smattering of his more unhinged tweets, rape threats, death threats, and the like.

Ehhh. A metre is 3.3 feet, a yard is 3 feet. At short to medium range they can bw used interchangably.

It's more than 75 extra feet.

 

[RollingRock2]

Pat thinks anyone could make a 400 foot shot "reliably and repeatably" with a handgun???
You don't need to know anything about guns to know how retarded that is

 

[Rimanah]

I will laugh so hard if the pests get Rick to post something that gets him a visit from the Glowies before the RNC next week.

Here’s the real question though: do they have a facility big enough to fit him. I know we don’t talk about it much, but this guy is really fat.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Here’s the real question though: do they have a facility big enough to fit him. I know we don’t talk about it much, but this guy is really fat.

I’m sure the zoo has a large animal veterinary facility

 

[Black Man Underwear]

How many hours left until Piglet Pat gets a Secret Service visit?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I’m sure the zoo has a large animal veterinary facility

They'll have to take him to the nearest farmers co-op to use their cattle weighing scale.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

Here’s the real question though: do they have a facility big enough to fit him. I know we don’t talk about it much, but this guy is really fat.

The glowies have limited lockup in the downtown fed building. He'd have to go to county and it's way overcrowded such that people sleep in plastic 'boats".

Patrick's hangers on have a better shot at getting a visit from the SS than he does as Patrick understands that he can have his twitter nuked, No doubt Patrick in his head or person was regretting the aim but he's not gonna say that unless he's drunk.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How many hours left until Piglet Pat gets a Secret Service visit?

Probably not until the RNC convention.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The fucking pests are gonna get this fat faggot ventilated by the SS at this rate. He’s one tweet away from saying how he’d do it and that he will do it holy shit what a fucking idiot.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Keep on digging that grave Patrick.

Here’s the real question though: do they have a facility big enough to fit him. I know we don’t talk about it much, but this guy is really fat.

Best contact the SCP Foundation.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Patrick didn't doxxxx himself by posting his own address online. That is noT how thaT works.
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I keep wondering what these felony charges will actually be. And will there be a trial process, or is it straight to a CIA black site in Albania?

Leave the assassinations to the real badasses, like this fat marksman here:
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The problem with counter-sniper operations is that the sniper generally gets off the first shots.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

While I know that he is a fat faggot with bitch tits who won't try anything, when I casually heard the news today when it was mentioned to me and I wasn't told what state was in all I could think was "there's a rally near piggy soon, was that today? Did the FFWBT do it? Did he finally snap and take democracy in his own hands to save America from fascism as he tries to do what the Democrats lack the patriotism and conviction to do?" Then I saw "Pennsylvania" and knew nothing so wonderful happened. I really hope a documented lolcow is behind it. Civil War due to a troon or furry ideally. It will be clown world finally reaching its glorious conclusion. Failing that Rick would have been a great third pick.

His response to the situation is entirely unsurprising and completely expected.

 

[Tablet County]

James Corden?

Corden particularly annoys people. But I suppose you septics like a jolly fat man?

It's weird because I saw an episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks where he hosted and while he was no Mark Lamarr he was decently funny and played off of everyone pretty well. It's like watching James from another dimension.
I had a similar experience with Kathy Griffith, who despite being extremely unfunny in almost every aspect, was actually a really good guest on Whose Line Is It Anyway?
I dunno, I guess it's a lot easier to be funny when you're forced to play off of other people.

 

[LoTex]

Leave the assassinations to the real badasses, like this fat marksman here:
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Patrick S Tomlinson, 1 second before the Secret Service blows his head off

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Here’s the real question though: do they have a facility big enough to fit him. I know we don’t talk about it much, but this guy is really fat.

Wrong once more, stlaker.

 

[sanguiduct]

Leave the assassinations to the real badasses, like this fat marksman here:
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Just had to jump on Fatso's thread in the wake of the assassination attempt because I just KNEW Rick would have the dumbest fucking take imaginable on the whole affair. He did not disappoint! Never change, Pat!