US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[LaxerBRO]

Might be late and gay but I lol'ed.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

No way, completely different body shape.

Someone who looks like a much closer match shows up on the right shortly after.

Yeah, your right on the money

 

[The Lizard Queen]

https://x.com/DC_Draino/status/1812301456776814738

Imagine going through all that trouble and this is the image people see of you.

Spoiler: Bloody dead assassin

 

[Sheryl Nome]

registered republican lol

maybe antifa if a screenshot from /pol/ can be believed lol

We're fucked

 

[DickMain]

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they have sucesfully argued to rename the page to assasination

I'd read in the OP I'd quoted that there was at least some group trying to maintain the truth of the event and not weasel-word the title. Good on them.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Can anyone draw that sexy female secret service agent as a cartoon anime girl with big tits please?

 

[quaawaa]

Red states have always been the biggest welfare sponges, retard. You would know that if you worthless livestock fuckers gave a shit about truth, facts and having integrity. https://www.governing.com/finance/are-republican-states-more-federally-dependent.html https://www.businessinsider.com/red-states-are-welfare-queens-2011-8

Cool it with the racism bro.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Almost seems like it was meant to happen. Straight out of some military/political thriller movie. Hmm.

Call it divine providence, call it the luckiest unlucky shot ever taken, call it staged like a retard, it doesn't change a thing.

Trump looked like a fucking badass.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

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Counter-Sniper shoots Antifag. It's suppressed.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

This thread has jumped 180 pages in a single afternoon.

Dear leader Null should be thanking feds for the SEO boost in these trying times.

 

[Jacknife]

Red states have always been the biggest welfare sponges, retard. You would know that if you worthless livestock fuckers gave a shit about truth, facts and having integrity. Keep shitting yourself and saying it's everyone else who stinks. it's funny. https://www.governing.com/finance/are-republican-states-more-federally-dependent.html https://www.businessinsider.com/red-states-are-welfare-queens-2011-8

Red States also have the most crime....

...Because all the niggers live there

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

This is more than disagreement. You genuinely don't seem to understand what's happening right now. Maybe it's not "mental illness" so much as harmless confusion, but either way you're not really in touch with the reality of the situation. I wish you well.

I'll say this again to try and get it through your thick skull: disagreeing with you is not the same thing as being out of touch with reality or mentally ill. Your inability to understand this basic point is very common among narcissists such as yourself. I suspect that most of your prayers to God are the spiritual equivalent of masturbating to your own reflection in the mirror.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/president-trump-seeks-support-for-butler-pa-victims

Trump hasn't Truthed about this or otherwise given any indication that it's real. Yet more fools, getting robbed blind.

 

[WhiskeyJack]

Obviously that’s photoshopped but it would make a teeshirt sell like hotcakes.

Reminds me of that old headline from The Onion:
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[Epic Fail Man]

Unironically, explain this to me. Why should I care about trump and his fed shooter?

 

[EggImpregnator]

Red states have always been the biggest welfare sponges, retard. You would know that if you worthless livestock fuckers gave a shit about truth, facts and having integrity. Keep shitting yourself and saying it's everyone else who stinks. it's funny. https://www.governing.com/finance/are-republican-states-more-federally-dependent.html https://www.businessinsider.com/red-states-are-welfare-queens-2011-8

You're a massive retard. Those stats include agricultural subsidies for massive international agricultural corporations. Take those out and the list flips.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

Right, because Jesus wants us to invoke his powerful name in defense against fictional creatures. It's endearing when a child does it but both blasphemous and stupid when an adult does the same.

No really, you evangelicals are annoying. I'm asking you to actually read your bible and the words of Christ. I'd like to say you might learn something but that's

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Kirsche is so fuckin based.

Someone remind these morons that John Wilkes Booth was a whiny Democrat actor.

And also add that JWB was a retard who sabotaged his own kind by turning Abraham "Save the union, fuck ending slavery" Lincoln into a martyr.

 

[Betonhaus]

I legit do not think any of the security or police around were "ordered" to ignore there was a shooter. I think they're just that retarded and incompetent.

I could see them assuming the sniper on the roof was one of theirs and not questioning why they don't have the exact positioining of the team memorized, or why he didn't have the right uniform

 

[Wendell X]

Slick Willy called Trump later to apologise, saying that Hilary got drunk again.

Lol I made that joke to my mum earlier, she replied that I was being silly, if Hillary had been behind it Trump would have shot himself twice in the back of the head.

 

[Trust Me I Know]

The more I think about, the more insane Trump's survival becomes. He had his head turned at the exact right moment. It fucking grazed his ear! Everything must have lined up perfectly. Imagine if he started his speech differently. He was looking at some immigration stats on a display. What if he decided to open his speech with something else, so he'd be looking straight? Or what if the display was on the other side? The luck here is incredible. I'm in genuine disbelief at what happened. It was so fucking close.

I remember him saying he was going off reading from the teleprompter. Crazy that decision probably saved his life.