Phail should worry about his insane fans doing a heckin' violence more, especially the three letter faggot.
"Hey, stoopid! I was almost assassinated! I was!"
Phil would go on his knees and beg for forgiveness with his patented "Dude i'm an alcoholic" spiel so that the assassin spares him. Also it's not even a new take: in 2013 he was ranting and raving that EvilAJ might come to his house one day and try to murder him. Because of a video that made fun of Phil! Never forget that this piece of shit really thought that someone would try to murder him because he played MGS like the total braindead mouthdrooler that he is
lol he namedropped doody when he said that if you watch detractors you cosign him getting murdered. Pigga, the only person I want to murder after watching a doody video is myself because I can barely handle the cringe I was just exposed to.
“I don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about, he’s just like me frfrfr….SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT IT. EAT IT. Give me your address and I’ll mail you a spoon so you can eat shit out of my fucking AYUSS. I’m making a fucking factual statement and just because I’m fucking DarkSydePhil, it means I can’t make a fucking FACKSHUAL statement!”
It's minor in the list of Phil stupidity, but the fact that he says "chilling" in Stardew Valley is inappropriate so let's have a "chill" stream instead sums up the level of intellect pretty well.
My favorite bit of Renton lore is the fact he chose the gated community because he wrongfully believed that living in one gave him a hotline to the cops in the event some deranged detractors attacked his home.
It's amazing how he still acts like detractors all want to rape and murder him. I know for a fact that the number of detractors who really want to fuck with Phil are a minority based on the fact any time someone talks about gayOPs here they get shot down. No one asked the ComCast guy to fuck with his internet, No one asked for the bank leaks to be gamed, No one asked for him to be swatted. It's just stuff a couple detractors did out of their own volition.
If he was playing like Sniper Elite 5 or something, i would agree with him MAYBE, but what he said makes no sense, he just wanted a stream where he can be the victim.
All of those things were extremely funny. The problem is that no one can successfully perform an op without then coming here to brag about it, which inevitably shits up the thread for days as everyone (absolutely myself included) collectively restarts the “cowtipping: good or bad?” and corresponding “is Phil worse than Double Nigger Hitler” arguments until Daddy Null has to put us all in the retard corner for a week.
Weird right? He's told us how vital it is to play what's on the schedule as people go to his streams specifically to see what he scheduled.
The shit he spews about detractors is far more dangerous to detractors than people laughing at this shit stain.
He literally goes on multiple tangents about how detractors contribute nothing of value to the world, are worthless subhumans, and should kill themselves because no one would notice if they were gone.
to be fair it's the same shit every time. if you're outside the vortex, seeing the same random manchild making the same excuses over and over when you're following the account to see fgc chimpouts would probably be disappointing.
Even back several years ago when SFV was all the rage whenever Scrubquotes posted a DSP babyrage clip all you'd see in the replies was "Posting DSP is cheating."
