DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[I Know 孤独のせい]

Didn't he already compare himself to Ichiban from Yakuza? What a crazy life DPS must have had to compare himself to both a fictional character and a former US president. Can't wait to read his autobiography some day.

 

[Corpun]

Didn't he already compare himself to Ichiban from Yakuza? What a crazy life DPS must have had to compare himself to both a fictional character and a former US president. Can't wait to read his autobiography some day.

He's also compared himself to Job from the Bible and compared his life story to Jonah as well. One of these days we will get him comparing himself to one of the apostles or Jesus Christ himself because he is persecuted too dood!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Didn't he already compare himself to Ichiban from Yakuza? What a crazy life DPS must have had to compare himself to both a fictional character and a former US president. Can't wait to read his autobiography some day.

He also compared himself to the Biblical Job. Y'know, the guy whose life got completely fucked up because God and Satan had a bet and despite this Job still didn't complain even once and was still a loyal follower of God - "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away." Compare this to the piggy who complains about literally everything and whose life is so easy he even bitches about his Doordashed slop arriving early.

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[CaptainDeTractor]

He also compared himself to the Biblical Job. Y'know, the guy whose life got completely fucked up because God and Satan had a bet and despite this Job still didn't complain even once and was still a loyal follower of God - "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away." Compare this to the piggy who complains about literally everything and whose life is so easy he even bitches about his Doordashed slop arriving early.

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I’m surprised he’d compare himself to Job, seeing as how that is one thing he actually avoids getting.

 

[UsedUp]

He also compared himself to the Biblical Job. Y'know, the guy whose life got completely fucked up because God and Satan had a bet and despite this Job still didn't complain even once and was still a loyal follower of God - "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away." Compare this to the piggy who complains about literally everything and whose life is so easy he even bitches about his Doordashed slop arriving early.

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Add OJ Simpson dsp has compared himself to.

 

[Iron Hamster]

and compared his life story to Jonah as well

It would work if he actually fucked khet. He would literally be 'inside a whale'.

Also:

https://x.com/i/status/1812284672837329328

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm really surprised by the level of Phil's sociopathy. This retard sees Trump get shot and survives by inches, and the first thing in his head is compare to himself and find a way to put some blame on restreamers and channels of detractors.

Is exactly like Howard said. "He don't give shit about people that are alive, people that are dead. You don't give a shit about anybody but yourself.

Phil is so narcissistic he literally cannot empathize with other people unless he makes whatever tragedy they are going through about himself.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Dsp thinking that he is the "King of suffering" and that he goes through struggles and whatnot is laughable and pathetic. This fat fuck literally lives in a gated community playing video games all day and eating doordash while we here just try to live life within our means and actually be a productive member of society. Dsp doesnt know struggle, dsp doesnt know how getting fucked by life is. The only struggle he goes through is when he cant pull the champion of the week in WWEC. The only time life even attempted to fuck him was with the bankruptcy only to go out with only a pat on his back because the system was being dumb that day and the boomer judge was dumb. Dsp doesnt suffer, doesnt struggle and doesnt know hardship because hes always been bailed out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Courtesy of @RawBennett:

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Dsp thinking that he is the "King of suffering" and that he goes through struggles and whatnot is laughable and pathetic. This fat fuck literally lives in a gated community playing video games all day and eating doordash while we here just try to live life within our means and actually be a productive member of society. Dsp doesnt know struggle, dsp doesnt know how getting fucked by life is. The only struggle he goes through is when he cant pull the champion of the week in WWEC. The only time life even attempted to fuck him was with the bankruptcy only to go out with only a pat on his back because the system was being dumb that day and the boomer judge was dumb. Dsp doesnt suffer, doesnt struggle and doesnt know hardship because hes always been bailed out.

It may be A-Log behavior, but Phil is exactly the person that really deserves and needs to feel genuine struggle for once in his life finally.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I'm really surprised by the level of Phil's sociopathy. This retard sees Trump get shot and survives by inches, and the first thing in his head is compare to himself and find a way to put some blame on restreamers and channels of detractors.


Is exactly like Howard said. "He don't give shit about people that are alive, people that are dead. You don't give a shit about anybody but yourself.

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His mouth droop seems especially noticeable in the start of this. I honestly wonder if his health issues (on top of diabetes) is actually microstrokes

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil is apparently using a paperclip to hold down his collar.

Really, what can you say? Other than the fact that he's too lazy to iron his ill-fitting shifts. Or the fact that they're made of cheap material.

 

[PieceofShet]

Isnt Stardew Valley a game where he has a few dents showering him with money? So he gave up that so he can be a victim.

He is greedy as fuck but his ego and victim complex will always win.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

He also compared himself to the Biblical Job. Y'know, the guy whose life got completely fucked up because God and Satan had a bet and despite this Job still didn't complain even once and was still a loyal follower of God - "The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away." Compare this to the piggy who complains about literally everything and whose life is so easy he even bitches about his Doordashed slop arriving early.

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He may not be a parallel to a biblical figure but he's definitely comparable to grifter preachers that every sees as a fraud and scumbag except their special needs followers and even when caught in the act of being a fraud like peter popoff they still keep going back so sayeth Phil Osteen.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Phil is apparently using a paperclip to hold down his collar.
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Really, what can you say? Other than the fact that he's too lazy to iron his ill-fitting shifts. Or the fact that they're made of cheap material.

Dumb question, is this a thing people do? Ive never seen anyone do this. Is this an american thing or a thing where he lives?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Dumb question, is this a thing people do? Ive never seen anyone do this. Is this an american thing or a thing where he lives?

No, because people who aren't cheap as fuck use collar stays to weigh down their shirt collars, which are far more acceptable than being a retard who buys shitty-made shirts.

Seriously, these things come with the shirts themselves. That is unless they're cheap. And even then, you can buy collar stays that stick to the underside of the collar. But I guess a $400 joystick is more important.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Dumb question, is this a thing people do? Ive never seen anyone do this. Is this an american thing or a thing where he lives?

dont equate anything phil does to "americans". he's a fucking retard and nothing he does is normal

 

[Iron Hamster]

Dumb question, is this a thing people do? Ive never seen anyone do this. Is this an american thing or a thing where he lives?

Specifically where he lives. Even more specific, 17505 110th Ln SE # 30, Renton, WA

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This has to be a troll submission.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

DSP has to be the poster boy for why you shouldn't buy cheap shirts.

If you don't have a nice physique, you really have yo buy proper fitting dress shirts. All those cheap 20 dollar shirts Phillie gets off of Amazon hang on him in the most unflattering ways.

How does he throw that shit on and think he looks good? The shirts are paper thin and have no more integrity to them than a shirt from a Fruit of the Loom 3 pack.