LARP as an Phul Sapport Poojeet or Nigerian prince thread

[NaggotFigger]

i rape you saar i poo on loo and clos da tren saar
phull sapport endia supapoopa 2070

 

[TapewormSalesman]

Peace from the Lord and Greetings!
My name is PhD Doctor Lord Olantuji Bixia Noodanga, the last descendent of Nigerian royalties bloodline. I am writing to you in great urgency, as I have misplaced several consignments of gold as well as 6000000 $ US Dollars in money. In order to retrieve my fortune, I invoke you to contact the Nigerian diplomat Sir Jerome Wilkinson at your the United States Nigerian embassy (SirDrPHDJeromeWilkinson@domainking.ng) to end my misfortune. For your help you will be rewarded with utmoust generosity and offered 7991239 $ US Dollars in liquid assets.
Love and blessing
Sir Dr Olantuji Bixia Noodanga

 

[Rudy Coleman]

about to start my 12 hour shift doing uber eats

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Hello, saars! My name is Russel and I'm calling from Kiwi Farms technical support. It seems your account is being used by hackers to spread wiruses. Please install team view so that I can go in and clean your account. Please pay me $995 in Target gift cards.

WAIT! WAIT! DO NOT REDEEM SAARS!!!!

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

There is no LARP, sirs. Need your bank account details ASAP for transfer.

 

[Abella]

Bastard bitch, you listen here madarchod, I told you not to redeem the gift card.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Saar, do not redeem saar, saar what are you doing I told you not to redeem SAAR I TOLD YOU NOT TO REDEEM SAAR YOU STOLE MY MONEY SAAR YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE AND YOUR FATHER IS UGLY SAAR

 

[Cats]

hello mattum yes hello good day my name is Villiam Bob from migrozovt subbort...yes mattum i see here u r haveing wery many wirus on your compuda file...each and ewery file has become corrupt...mattum i vil need agcess you desk top shareing...pls allow remote desk top agcess..mm yess mattum..i am seeing wery many photograph of you..buetiful woman photo...mattum pleas hold vhile i take some sgreenshots for my vorking...mmm...mattum...sex..fucking..

 

[Cats]

Dear Sir or Madam, Greeting and Felicitous Salutation,

My name is Mesr. Archipong Nwanzembonwe-Ngdambugki and I am a barrister within my home contry of Cameroon. I represent the estate of a recently deceased chieftain who selected one at random to fall to the receipt of the remaining gold. You will have a hard time believeing it is truth, but, it has just been told to me that You have actually won the prize ! 10,9 MILLION OF UNITED STATES DOLLARS WILL BE PAID IN TO YOUR ACCOUNT !!!! You have only to pay the small demurrage on the item as it is frowned in my contry for me to take any part in the transaction using knowlege. Please become advised there is not any criminal Act occurring of any sort like that. Congrational to your famly for the grace and honor of the receipt of this such gift of the Lord and god above Praise be to Jesus so of God amen. AMen

Sincerely,
Mr. Jim F. Mike Regonald, M.D., Secure Diplotmat of Cameroon courtesty of the United Trasury of Western Africa Anti-Scammer Devision

 

[2LtMashengo]

Hello sirs, you have punjabi virus from evil pakistani\ dog if you are wire me $2500 we can give you gold star computer service, get rid of all virus sirs
please to do the needful and send the moneys, we are give discount on serwice if you send bobs and vagene
we do very good job, I haev graduate degree from university of puducherry

 

[Nigger Cobson]

Nigerian prince here, I just want to say that I hate pajeets.

 

[Randy Facalding]

Sirs could you kindly stop posting racist nonsense? WE ARE ALL SAME IN SIDE if you leave such comments again and again you will be BLOCKED

 

[Dialtone]

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[Black Man Underwear]

URGENT: Help Needed with Your Computer!
Hello,
I am Jhonson, a technician of the Windowz company in the U.K. I'm reaching out to you 'cause I found your computer through an online network without access to the internet, and I'm seeing some pretty odd things happening.
I figgerd u r very good wit technichal stuff so let's work tegether. I will remoty access yur puter, and I will pay u $500 for my tests so I can finsh mine project.
Please, check the security tab in your Windows Defend, and add my Microsoft email to the safe sender list.
Tell me when yur ready, so I can guide u step-by-step.
Time is dlie, so if u got any questons, just call me!
Best regards,
Jhonson.

[This was produced using AI]

 

[mihaero]

DO NOT INSALT ISRAIL BLAADY BICH TERRORIST HAMAS SCUM BASTERD