Thomas Matthew Crooks JOKINGLY BRAGS ABOUT PENIS SIZE in New School Days Vid - So autism it is.. cow of history

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Thomas Matthew Crooks -- the shooter who tried and failed to take out Donald Trump -- clearly had a raunchy, sophomoric sense of humor ... as seen in new video obtained by TMZ.

In the clip we got from a former pal of Crooks, you can see him joking about being endowed with 10 inches, and also claiming he's a 6'4" student at Stanford. In reality, Crooks was just a 10th grader when this was shot, and we're told he was making funny videos with classmates while they were all in a computer tech class.

His buddy tells us the video was shot in Feb. 2020 at Steel Center Career and Technical Education in Jefferson Hills, PA -- which provides career and technical education to students attending several public school districts in PA. We have reached out to the school to confirm Crooks' enrollment ... but haven't heard back.

The former classmate says Crooks was quiet at first, but gradually opened up. He was cool, friendly, and got along with his classmates.

Crooks was also described to us as a savant when it came to computer tech. He was one of the most talented students in class -- being able to take computers apart and reassemble them without a hitch.

He was into video games, too, especially "Fortnite" and "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege." For what it's worth, those are both first-person shooter games.

 

[The Cunting Death]

cow thread when?

 

[Ghost of Biden]

He was the best at building 90°s in Fortnite. Rest in piss zoomer.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Crooks was also described to us as a savant when it came to computer tech. He was one of the most talented students in class -- being able to take computers apart and reassemble them without a hitch.

Anyone can do this though. Unless you're doing things like exchanging soldered on components, modern computers are basically just expensive legos.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

If his dick really were ten inches long, he wouldn't have tried to shoot the President.

 

[Megaton Punch]

He was into video games, too, especially "Fortnite" and "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege." For what it's worth, those are both first-person shooter games

Fortnite is not first person you dumb boomer journos. I've never played it because it's a meme game and even I know it's a TPS. According to Google they recently added first person mode, but only in certain circumstances. The game itself is still played third person.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

"Hey this person who tried to assassinate a presidential nominee and killed a guy was a totally cool guy".

Total Journo Death can't come fast enough.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Maybe this wasn’t politically motivated. Maybe it was just a chronically ugly zoomer on SSRIs who wanted to suicide by cop in a way to gain notoriety. If you can’t get legacy through having kids because you’re a fugly 4, may as well take out a political giant.

Mass shooters don’t get much notoriety anymore. They’re so last decade. This kid got his name and face splashed everywhere. He’s a martyr now for a big chunk of people.

Copycats? Likely, imo

 

[Your Starter for 10]

So you're saying all Fortnite players are future presidential assassins and should be put to death? Well finally we agree on something.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

How it should go: "Damn dude, you're being treated like shit, doesn't it get to you?" Yeah, but I have a really huge dick, so that keeps me happy.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

cow thread when?

The milk is dry, his body and penis incinerated.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Sounds a lonely young man that would be vulnerable to manipulation by a 3 letter agency... not that something like that ever happens.

 

[Safir]

Fortnite is not first person you dumb boomer journos.

The journo doesn't know what a first-person shooter is. To him, it's just words in a scary order ("first-person" is scarier).

 

[mlanguishi]

I just had a harrowing thought.. What if he had an account here? Autistic shit talker..

Though I'd think a reddit or 4chan nerd fits more. I'd be so surprised if he doesn't have something, cause who comes out shit talking like no with no online access.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He was into video games, too, especially "Fortnite" and "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege." For what it's worth, those are both first-person shooter games.

he is the most comically pathetic "man" i've ever seen

 

[Koby_Fish]

He was into video games, too, especially "Fortnite" and "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege." For what it's worth, those are both first-person shooter games.

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SOME needs to find out if Blackrock Kid here actually was behind writing the terrible monologues that Jimmy Kimmel/Bill Maher/etc were doing.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

He was into video games, too, especially "Fortnite" and "Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege." For what it's worth, those are both first-person shooter games.

Shut the fuck up with this "muh violent vidya gaemz" innuendo.

Eat shit, TMZ.

 

[draggs]

No young man has ever joked about how he has a huge dick ever until now

 

[Irene and 22 others]

How glad do you think the kid that TMZ paid a sack full of money to for a stupid video he took of his former classmate is that he didn't delete the video from his phone?

 

[whatever I feel like]

God, I bet he was. What a man...