Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

That is way more stuff than you can stick in an economy apartment.

She said that everything was ruined by spiders (what? How do SPIDERS ruin something?), mold, and fiberglass when she left the last place. So is all the new stuff also ruined?

Obviously a normal person could wash or even sanitize cookware. I'd accept some of the linens may be ruined by their abysmal care. Furniture, linens, and the like should be sourced when they get there from Goodwill, Salvation Army, Facebook Marketplace, and the other places reasonable people purchase quality used items rather than getting dollarstore colour-coordinated shit from Wal Mart.

Kudos to the Polissa family member who paid for a month's rent in Florida to get them out of Alabama. Money well spent, friend. Just make sure you lock up and move while they're gone.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

What do they plan to do after the first month,though? Grift? Sell fans? Just get evicted?
Correct answer: yes/all of the above

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Yeah, if either of them were my family members, I'd throw in to get them to move states too. That's good value for your money right there.

Bitch left food in her pans ands is too lazy to clean it out and joh won’t so now they want new ones. I’ve never seen such entitlement! They have no appreciation of items because they don’t earn the money to get them and keep them nice. I’m sure she’ll be running out of her Florida shit hole because it’s infested with palmetto bugs and spiders and mold and fiberglass.

The audacity! We should make a go fund me of money we Aren’t giving to polissa and send it to jersh and hope god bear makes her find out about it

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

LOL!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

There are charities and thrift stores everywhere, which is where she should be looking to furnish an apartment realistically. After looking at her grocery receipt, I also wonder if she's ever visited a food bank (I can't recall if she did while living in the ratchet house). I know she gets food stamps so she'd qualify; at a minimum, she could get milk, eggs, pasta, spaghetti sauce and usually some kind of meat to give to the sucker who's been housing her fat ass. It's not name brand chips, sub packs and Mello Yellow but every bit helps when you're truly hungry.

 

[HamFan]

Didn't see this posted yet. Apparently apartment has been secured! Must be family pitching in. Also I note there is but one pet carrier in that Walmart wish list. Do they plan to take one pet (dobby) and abandon the rest or do they have loads of carriers that aren't taken over by mold and spiders?

She didn't say she "secured" an apartment, just that she "found" one. Probably as in, found something online that she liked and is hoping to "manifest." Seems unlikely that she has secured a place 3 1/2 months in advance, with no job in the area, even with family help. Either way, she's really gonna just crash at this dude's house til November. Let's see if that goodwill can hold out.

Escaping the mold, spiders, and fiberglass in Alabama. They don't exist in Florida.

So the buying a trailer beg is over already?

 

[often puzzled]

I also wonder if she's ever visited a food bank

If memory serves, she has, but she claimed that the food was expired and that she had to wait in a line to get food (I think she claimed they had to wait for hours). Given her expressed aversion to beans and rice, I'm sure that the actual problem is-- as you said-- that she simply doesn't like what the food bank has to offer and thinks she's too good for it.

 

[TheSunSets]

Pahah! This fat bitch.

She’s like a poor 12 year old at Christmas with the Argos catalogue.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Didn't see this posted yet. Apparently apartment has been secured! Must be family pitching in. Also I note there is but one pet carrier in that Walmart wish list. Do they plan to take one pet (dobby) and abandon the rest or do they have loads of carriers that aren't taken over by mold and spiders?

That video was better than my wedding video. Real grade A stuff. Thanks for posting.

Doesn't it take time with SSI to switch states? They they defrauding Alabama so she can keep claiming the check? How did they afford to secure the place? So many questions as this wallet is burning a hole in my pocket.

 

[ZB927]

Pissa: "It's time for us to go home"

Also Pissa: "Fuck you Robin, fuck you James/Mads, fuck you Granny Bets!!! I've lived in Alabama all my life and you've been bending over backwards for us for a decade but we are blowing this ridiculous popstand! Florida is home!!!"

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Other than the almost mandatory student blowouts in FLA, I know bugger all about the state save that it’s hot, humid and has no shortage of molds, big insects and all sorts of insects this wuss finds scary.

No matter where the money to pay for it is coming from, they’re going to be limited to cheaply built units and according to NOAA, this is looking to be a record setting hurricane season. Even if no hurricanes or himmicanes make landfall directly on FLA, any landfall in the US is going to affect availability and prices.

If as was corrected for me, they’re only taking what can fit in a rental van, what are her legions of fans buying all her wish list, (hah!), supposed to do… wait until they move, then buy it? Does it get delivered to new address? Zero experience with wish lists here.

About the only thing I can guarantee about all of this is that the Clusterfuck potential has to rate as “extreme “.

And I’m here for it; all of it.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Other than the almost mandatory student blowouts in FLA, I know bugger all about the state save that it’s hot, humid and has no shortage of molds, big insects and all sorts of insects this wuss finds scary.

A lot of people I know have been moving there and they're very happy. But it's expensive, getting more expensive because it's well-run so people migrate there.

I'm not sure what it has to offer Polissa over Alabama. A larger in-person market for the fans, I guess, but that's going to require her to get out there and sell in person, in the heat. She doesn't work. The cost of living is higher. The weather is as hot, with more natural disasters. Any marginal increase in the pay for line cooks will be more than eaten up by the higher COL.

The draw I guess is different family to grift from. But I doubt his family is as willing to enable her as hers is.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold. They're homeless. Please literally furnish their new apartment in Florida.
View attachment 6194459

Take note that some of these items are marked that they would like multiples of them. Things like 2 L-shaped desks, 3 bed frames for some reason, two mattress pads... 3 dressers??

The thing that made me lol the most was the tricycle with all the accessories picked out for it.

Spoiler: Images

View attachment 6194476View attachment 6194477View attachment 6194478View attachment 6194479View attachment 6194481View attachment 6194482View attachment 6194483View attachment 6194485View attachment 6194486View attachment 6194487View attachment 6194488View attachment 6194489View attachment 6194490View attachment 6194491View attachment 6194492

All this for a 1 bedroom by the way.

Do they not have thrift stores/charity shops in Florida, or are secondhand home furnishings not sufficiently nourishing to the soul?

 

[Octopi]

I don't think Polissa gives a solitary fuck about Florida specifically, she's just excited for a FRESH START. Because obviously the only thing that's been holding her back from her dreams this whole time is location, not... everything else about her as a person.

The colour co-ordinated appliances pissed me off more than they should have, lol. When you're getting back on your feet you just want shit that functions for the least amount of money possible. Cuteness and co-ordination are luxuries that come when you're settled.

"Josh has been away from his family for 13 years" is a good grift - clearly implying he hasn't had the resources to visit family, as opposed to the truth, which is that they didn't want anything to do with him until the death of his even more of a wastoid twin gave everyone a fun mortality check.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Doesn't it take time with SSI to switch states? They they defrauding Alabama so she can keep claiming the check? How did they afford to secure the place? So many questions as this wallet is burning a hole in my pocket.

Nah, SSI and SSDI (what she gets) are federal programs. If she ends up with a Florida bank account, it's easy to have your check rerouted to a new bank account using the ssa.gov website. She will need to apply again for state Medicaid and food stamps in Florida though and the process isn't necessarily super fast. If she doesn't apply immediately it might take a month or two to get benefits.

She's probably only planning to take Dobby since the cats are apparently now her mom's problem. I can't wait for her to start bitching about Florida bugs and the heat. Any apartment she and Joh could afford is going to be a slum.

 

[Terfatron]

Omg omg omg
Pissas Florida man arc is happening.

Gooooorl, just know I manifest for the both of us rn

 

[stupid frog]

They made a Walmart registry. All their stuff has been eaten by spiders and mold. They're homeless. Please literally furnish their new apartment in Florida.


Take note that some of these items are marked that they would like multiples of them. Things like 2 L-shaped desks, 3 bed frames for some reason, two mattress pads... 3 dressers??

Nice typos, retard. Also, imagine buying all this crap before you even move vs having the easiest move of your life with "nothing".

 

[FatalTater]

"Time for us to go home" says the woman who claims to be miserable because the church forced her to marry Joh at gunpoint (or whatever the story was.)

 

[scumfuck]

I think it would be really funny if somebody bought random useless shit from her list. Like just the headlight for her tricycle or something. We all know nothing will be funded, but she'll still have this useless shit lying around.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

View attachment 6195228

Pissa: "It's time for us to go home"

Also Pissa: "Fuck you Robin, fuck you James/Mads, fuck you Granny Bets!!! I've lived in Alabama all my life and you've been bending over backwards for us for a decade but we are blowing this ridiculous popstand! Florida is home!!!"

View attachment 6195242

Remember when Casa Trompeta was her "going home"?

Kiwi Farms remembers.

Also that one ebeg tiktok she posted has the same crab I used to make this back in 2022