Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.
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"too much of it" as if he couldn't polish off that entire plank.

He's visited them before:
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https://dorsiamke.com/
That pasta looks over cooked.
Also, that's a health issue putting food on wood as well as bad for the environment. Of course Patrick would like it.

I'll stick with Ferro
 
Pat threatens Justin, and better minds weight on it. I never fails to make me laugh how Pat eventually turns people who were once nice to him into hardcore Patposters:
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Death.
Taxes.
Patposting.
 
Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.
Lmao. Moar like American Fatso. Also shouldn't cutting boards be used for stuff BEFORE it's cooked, not after? What's the logic here?
 
Some leaked DMs on the second better forum show that one of those retards actually threw the paint on Rick's driveway and the mods covered it up.
The funsters like to shit on us for the KF hands-off policy, but this is one big reason why it exists.

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"Why aren't these filthy disgusting Nazis eating at my favorite food court? Don't they want to support local businesses?"
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Patrick is always down for a donnybrook. If he asks for a police escort, it is only for your own protection, disabled veteran child.

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I wish this person had actually linked Trump's Agenda 47 to see how Jennifer explained that no, this thing on Trump's website with videos full of Trump talking about it is not really Trump's plan.

I love how Rick thinks he's this super smart advanced college course taking guy but he believes the same stupidity that MAGA did, that the Vice President personally has the power to certify the election or not.
 
The funsters like to shit on us for the KF hands-off policy, but this is one big reason why it exists.

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"Why aren't these filthy disgusting Nazis eating at my favorite food court? Don't they want to support local businesses?"
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How can he be a proud Milwaukee citizen, and simultaneously be trying to sue the fuck out of it?
Doesn't make sense.
(btw - I have been to Milwaukee, absolute shithole. It's a third-world colony in a exaggerated suburb. With a shitty baseball team)
(food sucks ass too)
 
About that pasta on a plank: Wood generally has anti-microbial properties. People eat out of wooden bowls and use wooden spoons all the time. Those planks are not fresh from a construction site. The food poisoning comes from the employee who handled the food after taking a massive shit and then walking out of the bathroom without washing his hands. No matter. In the photo, the plank Piggy is eating from is bamboo, not wood.

In the photo, it looks like Piggy is enjoying a Pabst Blue Ribbon. That's a step up from Miller Light. Is Piggy refining his palate?

Piggy lacks many of life's little skills, like cooking or sewing. Piggy cannot sew. Not with a needle, not with a basketball needle. He never learned; He could never learn. It's the 1.2 gpa thing. He can barely type with his trotters, ymunkoke stlaker! He's too lazy to even try and tell vaguely plausible lies.
 
About that pasta on a plank: Wood generally has anti-microbial properties. People eat out of wooden bowls and use wooden spoons all the time. Those planks are not fresh from a construction site. The food poisoning comes from the employee who handled the food after taking a massive shit and then walking out of the bathroom without washing his hands. No matter. In the photo, the plank Piggy is eating from is bamboo, not wood.

In the photo, it looks like Piggy is enjoying a Pabst Blue Ribbon. That's a step up from Miller Light. Is Piggy refining his palate?

Piggy lacks many of life's little skills, like cooking or sewing. Piggy cannot sew. Not with a needle, not with a basketball needle. He never learned; He could never learn. It's the 1.2 gpa thing. He can barely type with his trotters, ymunkoke stlaker! He's too lazy to even try and tell vaguely plausible lies.
That picture was some random person eating there. Patrick was just remeniscing about the last time he went there and was totally definitely displeased with the giant portions.
 
Fat tits comments on the a wooden slab full of gross pasta from a restaurant with the same name as that exclusive spot in American Psycho.

https://dorsiamke.com/
I used to live nearby there; the food was pretty decent but overpriced if you weren't going there for Happy Hour. Even then, St. Bibbiana's a few doors down has a 10 dollar cocktail and burger deal which mogs the shit out of Dorsia.

Also the Milwaukee Public Market is expensive, outside of the security zone and it was a Monday night; no shit its going to be slow.
 
Also why would these two particular items be to hand for a lifeguard at a water park?
Pumping up basketballs and flossing are not usually high on the list of lifeguards daily duties.
I think we know why Pat keeps Basketball equipment handy. Its to lure his ingredients.

The floss is because Pepperoni keeps getting stuck in his teeth.
 
He didn't say it was in a swimming pool, that would be crazy. It was a "waterpark".

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(I can believe he did CPR as a lifeguard, since he's talked about it multiple times and it would be weird, even for Rick, to make up a story about letting a little girl die.)

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I assume the "waterpark" is the Noah's Ark Water Park is Wisconsin Dells, "the largest outdoor water park in the United States". Based on my googling it sounds like a real shithole where people constantly fall out of rides and sue the park for getting brain damage, but I did not find any articles about a pigman lifeguard having to sew someone's leg back on. Wish it was possible to ask Rick for clarification, but I know it would just make the AI crash and default to "enjoy prison".
I find it mildly odd that one can't find any reports on either incidence. I mean, kids dying at water parks is a kinda rare occurence and there is usually at least one article about it somewhere. Many accidents and deaths are reported, but a five or six year old girl dying of heart failure some 20 years ago? I can't find it.
 
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