Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

ETA, but the constant pfp thing is so entertaining. The very "masc", very serious, very Masters Degree Haver just cannot stop playing dress-up dollies
She could easily commission a custom-drawn profile picture, too; in trans social media spheres you can't throw a rock without hitting someone offering cheap sketch commissions for "survival purposes" (DoorDash).

Stephanie always takes photos from below to emphasize her chins, and makes her favorite smug expression before she hits the shutter. Why continue to settle for these inaccurate paper doll representations when she could have a true reflection of herself for the price of two-three cans of probiotic soda pop?
 
Staph has signed up for the degenerate NNIA Mastodon server.
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When she went to NNIA last time, the sever got shut down after child porn was shared on it. She might go into hiding on it for a while, but I'm sure she will eventually get booted/it'll get shut down. I think last time we managed to see her NNIA profile, but that was it.

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Two or three?? Lol, at least 5.

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Staphel's thoughts about Trump.
#next time bring a scope. Charming.

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To anyone not in the know about Staph and her witchy ritual nonsense, this could easily read as nefarious.
EmoDogPedoWhatever: "If you want to invite people, tell me their usernames"
Staph: HEY GUYS ASK @EmoDogPedowhatever IF YOU WANNA BE IN OUR SUPER SECRET PEDO CLUB!

Like, that seemed to be the exact OPPOSITE of what this guy asked for and he likely asked for their usernames to be shared with him rather than the other way around in order to protect this community of sickos who wanna be sickos together. And Staph's like "Y'ALL I FOUND THE GATEKEEPER TO THE SICKOS HERE!"

Also, on the Trump stuff. Is she TRYING to get a SS visit? Cause the way she words the front of that post seems like she says "I hope the feds aren't watching he he anyway I have plans come November", like she's hoping someone mistakes it for some kind of threat. Just odd wording from someone trying to avoid the feds getting involved. Like, I am able to do that by just not insinuating about killing anyone.
 
So instead of listening to her father and cleaning her apartment, she decided to write an essay about generational trauma. Oh Staph, never change.

Maybe your dynamic would change if you stopped making them furious by airing out their dirty laundry online.

Edit to add these new PFP horrors:
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That first one is just Shaggy from Scooby Doo with a hat. Why not just use a pfp of Shaggy after he's eaten too much?
edit: @glass_houses - no chance. he was ugly.
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She likes some weird looking guys. I'd still say no, though, for a different reason: He was a nobody. What's the point of a murderer if there's no fanbase to interact with or haters to fight with?
 
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Girl, I think YOU need to fuck off and leave them be.
 
Two or three?? Lol, at least 5.
Ah yes, the victim complex is still flowing strong.
No one even tried to “kick you out of the fandom” they just called out your bullshit, tardo.
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Staphel's thoughts about Trump.
#next time bring a scope. Charming.

What Hitler did to the Jews is exactly the same as Trump not letting trannies do whatever they want, according to Staph.

I don’t particularly care for Trump, but saying that him or any member of his government are on the same level as a mass genocide is fucking wild.
I’m sure she’ll try and tell everyone she definitely has friends who are holocaust survivors (lol) if anyone calls out her shit.

She’s never suffered because of who she is in her life (every single problem she’s had is directly because of her own self) and she’s not Jewish, so I don’t really know why she thinks it’s appropriate to speak for the Jews.
 
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just wanted to leave this here because it made me hysterical. her huge ego and narcissism is just yum! shes sooo disabled, immunocompromised but what a sacrifice she is doing for a man that she wont even get close to, plus joking abt kinky song writtn after her is just hilarious. what a martyr guise
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plus this complain, she didnt got her snacks that defenitely dont contribute to her weight boohoo
 
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just wanted to leave this here because it made me hysterical. her huge ego and narcissism is just yum! shes sooo disabled, immunocompromised but what a sacrifice she is doing for a man that she wont even get close to, plus joking abt kinky song writtn after her is just hilarious. what a martyr guise
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plus this complain, she didnt got her snacks that defenitely dont contribute to her weight boohoo
"written after me" is this some new York thing or does she have the weirdest grasp of language ever. her wording is often just ...odd. also I enjoy how personally offended she is by a closed business. hopefully nothing bad happened that caused the store to be closed early. well wishes to you, random business owner!
 
"written after me" is this some new York thing or does she have the weirdest grasp of language ever.

Not a new York thing, she just talks like a fucking retard. Seems like she's never had friends in real life, or even on voip, long enough to figure out the little intricacies of the spoken English language. At first thought you'd assume with all the yappin she does with her fingers that she'd have learned the appropriate flow of the language, but I'm pretty certain she has the kind of brain retarding where you can't imagine an apple, much less experience an inner monologue.
 
She's gonna be in a right state when they lug out FOUR bastard teeth. She's not gonna know what's hit her.
It's bad enough having one out, the feeling in your mouth, it's just enough to not displace things too much. But 4? They'll be spacing out like tomb stones. It's gonna be horrible. She's really going to learn how disabled she usually isn't, when she gets a hit of actual sustained pain and discomfort that is a reasonably horrible dental experience.
And she doesn't even know to fear it like she should.


That, on top of sitting in a cat shit stinking dirty apartment with only twitter to argue with migth actually tip her over the edge into real mania.
Lock up the hand san.

(also you know there's no fucking way on earth she will do anything like, reduce her intake of pop or cough drops or anything. It's totally counter to her way of life. It's ableism. She eats late night stuff that gives her a stomach ache and happily tots it up on her victometer, as the terrible disability of "GERD", so there's little chance it will even occur to her. But yeah o can see her having a breakdown over this. There's little so miserable as tooth bullshit.. Especially when it makes a visual, permanent chance to yourself. She is, bizarrely, vain, so altogether she's gonna be whipped up into a fit of pique over this whole thing. I worry for the cat.

She will lash out at someone else and it's the only someone else there. It's different when it's an acute pain right in your face, that will stir her up way beyond her usual level of abusing Internet randos.
 
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Not a new York thing, she just talks like a fucking retard. Seems like she's never had friends in real life, or even on voip, long enough to figure out the little intricacies of the spoken English language. At first thought you'd assume with all the yappin she does with her fingers that she'd have learned the appropriate flow of the language, but I'm pretty certain she has the kind of brain retarding where you can't imagine an apple, much less experience an inner monologue.
It's probably exacerbated by the fact the only people she really talks to are her elderly parents. I'm reminded of how she didn't say she was let go or fired from her job, but that she "got axed". Which is understandable but odd phrasing none the less. She doesn't seem book smart or worldly enough to offset any effects her upbringing had on her speech either.

Slight PL, but many people I know from small towns lose their regional accent as they grow up. Particularly as they go off to college. The ones who kept their accent stayed close to home and didn't really... do much. They may have an education and college degree, but the whole time they really stuck with their predetermined friend group and didn't really take advantage of what was offered at school. Many of them now work as a teacher or RN in the same small town they grew up in, with the same group of friends they have had since elementary. Staph's thick accent somewhat tracks with this experience for me, minus the job obviously.
 
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That last paragraph, what a drama queen lol. Stop gargling Olipop. Is the Realm Of Healthcare on your Norse map of the Nine Realms?
Imagine being able to pay out of pocket for dental care and having a plan and solution for your medical issues with familial and financial support, no job to worry about losing, and a $13 apartment to recover in, and publicly complaining about how protracted and "demoralizing" it is. Lmao goddamn
 
It's probably exacerbated by the fact the only people she really talks to are her elderly parents. I'm reminded of how she didn't say she was let go or fired from her job, but that she "got axed". Which is understandable but odd phrasing none the less. She doesn't seem book smart or worldly enough to offset any effects her upbringing had on her speech either.

Slight PL, but many people I know from small towns lose their regional accent as they grow up. Particularly as they go off to college. The ones who kept their accent stayed close to home and didn't really... do much. They may have an education and college degree, but the whole time they really stuck with their predetermined friend group and didn't really take advantage of what was offered at school. Many of them now work as a teacher or RN in the same small town they grew up in, with the same group of friends they have had since elementary. Staph's thick accent somewhat tracks with this experience for me, minus the job obviously.
I don't know if she's actually autistic or just retarded, but I've met autistic people who will do that same thing she's doing; they hear a little turn of phrase somewhere and use it in an almost-correct way. She does this every so often, like when she said it was "thunderstorming" outside and everyone here was like "wait what, who says that?"

It's like trying to teach a robot to use human slang; there's an understanding of the phrase and what it means, but it's ever so slightly clunky in execution and there's no good way to correct it because it's not technically wrong. It's like the uncanny valley of the English language. There are a lot of pitfalls like that because English has weird rules that nobody knows except extreme language nerds, like the whole adjective order thing. You hang around people who are awkward or autistic or what-have-you and you hear that kind of stuff all the time.

In Stephanie's case, I think it's definitely some kind of blend of only talking to her elderly parents, reading fanfic, and being retarded.
 
She's really going to learn how disabled she usually isn't, when she gets a hit of actual sustained pain and discomfort that is a reasonably horrible dental experience.
And she doesn't even know to fear it like she should.
I predict "waow I'm so stoned" posting when she first gets home, still numb, flying on one 5/325 Norco. And then the local wears off.

Stephanie's sister-cow Lou Gagliardi weathered a diabetic foot ulcer and hospitalization with no change to his assholery, but the first time his ignored diabetes caused a permanent loss of vision, he had about a day and a half of posting like a human who'd suddenly realized he was human, mortal, and his body was him. (He got used to the dead spot in his vision and he's back to eating handfuls of nuggies and begging for money for quad-boobed furry commissions.)

You're right, though: Stephanie thinks that she's currently irresistibly attractive. Losing teeth, especially visible ones: she's already said that's for poor people. She doesn't like it.

She does have face masks to fall back on, but that'd be the end of showing off her pube beard.

You hang around people who are awkward or autistic or what-have-you and you hear that kind of stuff all the time.
Well, she can't eat her cake and have it too.
 
I predict "waow I'm so stoned" posting when she first gets home, still numb, flying on one 5/325 Norco. And then the local wears off.

Stephanie's sister-cow Lou Gagliardi weathered a diabetic foot ulcer and hospitalization with no change to his assholery, but the first time his ignored diabetes caused a permanent loss of vision, he had about a day and a half of posting like a human who'd suddenly realized he was human, mortal, and his body was him. (He got used to the dead spot in his vision and he's back to eating handfuls of nuggies and begging for money for quad-boobed furry commissions.)

You're right, though: Stephanie thinks that she's currently irresistibly attractive. Losing teeth, especially visible ones: she's already said that's for poor people. She doesn't like it.

She does have face masks to fall back on, but that'd be the end of showing off her pube beard.


Well, she can't eat her cake and have it too.
I have a feeling she said they are back teeth-but never mind, because when you are losing four of them, that's vast enough space that all your others shuffle out to stretch their legs, and then you see that horrible tomb stone effect.
She'll also get that old lady mouth when someone doesn't have teeth providing the structure for their face in the cheeks. That makes people look VERY old /crackheady.

Masks won't save her - you get even one back tooth pulled out, you have to deal forever more with a gap that is way more prone to bad breath, if you don't spend fucking ages doing new and annoying and awkward to reach things to clean it. Food can get stuck etc. And we know that she hasnt been up on her dental hygiene.
Losing one tooth by the age of 35 is not terrfifc these days but is factorable and understandable. 4 all at once is awful.

The healing process is gonna be the absolute worst for her. Teeth holes stink, the dissolvable stitching they use does. Her new, aireated mouth will just stink now as a matter of course, meaning masks are permanently gonna be gross to wear.*

She's a picker and she will zone our when they tell her how to look after her mouth afterwards, so, dry socket arc.

Freaking out and returning to the hospital arc, when she basically makes herself another problem out of being in a massive huff that this is all happening, actually.
Pulling a lil mental health will be the result of this all told I reckon.
(-If she was clever she'd do it before hand then she might get it covered or organised on some other dime!)

*actually they must stink rn? Or be kinda painful? She hasn't moaned about the pain that much. Or maybe she is too retarded to know she is already in pain and acting up like that lion from the story.
Then again I watched my dad rot his teeth out of his ehad with no complaint. I am really prone to pain in mine so the idea of letting anything go on for ages with it being like it gets is inanthema.
Then again apparently - this is useful information not just random powerlevelling-

If you are one of the people who goes to the dentist and after they do the injection but you still feel it all, in certain teeth, you might have this extra nerve that runs along length of your jaw.

Dentists seem to get taught that this is rare - but it's like 1 out of ten people have it. That is not very rare. And once they know you have it they give u shot where it is. Just say "I've got the extra nerve"
I happened to see it on an x-ray once and asked what the white line was.

Then all my dentist misery was over. Somehow they never thought to wonder. The psychological damage in adult onset dentist terror is firmly entrenched tho :]]]
 
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She'll also get that old lady mouth when someone doesn't have teeth providing the structure for their face in the cheeks. That makes people look VERY old /crackheady.
If we thought she had internalized fatphobia, imagine the internalized agism! She's not going to go easily into her "crone' phase, even if it would help sell the wizard shtick.

I kind of forgot about the hysterectomy; she's already recovered from one surgery. Then again, a hysterectomy isn't like a c-section; it's usually transvaginal or laparoscopic, and she's used to tummy troubles. ...And she was at home for the recovery, with her two servants on hand.
 
I kind of forgot about the hysterectomy; she's already recovered from one surgery. Then again, a hysterectomy isn't like a c-section; it's usually transvaginal or laparoscopic, and she's used to tummy troubles. ...And she was at home for the recovery, with her two servants on hand.
Bingo.
She might try to sing for a recouperatibe stay at theirs, post teeth, actually.

(also the "eat your cake and have it too" is actually the proper version of the saying and indeed the only way it actually makes sense - It's bothered me for years and years and then it turns out it WAS the wrong way around, and the correct way of saying it was a major clue in the letters of how they caught out Uncle Ted!)
 
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