Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Yesterday's Blackjack sesh was pure kino. The BJ provider of his new sponsor shuffle the decks on screen so the players can see it and know everything is on the up and up, something you'd think Austin would appreciate. This locks all bets made however, meaning Austin had to sit there and watch the very slow shuffling and it was driving him crazy. It didn't help that the rat dealer who laughed at him standing on 7 deliberately shuffled slowly. At one point the dealer asked him where he wanted the red card, which is the cutting point where they reshuffle, but Austin has the sound off and the dealer put the card close to the beginning of the decks, resulting in an early reshuffle.
Here's a supercut that become longer than I planned because I wanted to include the banter between Austin and the rat dealer which was also great
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
Yesterday's Blackjack sesh was pure kino. The BJ provider of his new sponsor shuffle the decks on screen so the players can see it and know everything is on the up and up, something you'd think Austin would appreciate. This locks all bets made however, meaning Austin had to sit there and watch the very slow shuffling and it was driving him crazy. It didn't help that the rat dealer who laughed at him standing on 7 deliberately shuffled slowly. At one point the dealer asked him where he wanted the red card, which is the cutting point where they reshuffle, but Austin has the sound off and the dealer put the card close to the beginning of the decks, resulting in an early reshuffle.
Here's a supercut that become longer than I planned because I wanted to include the banter between Austin and the rat dealer which was also great
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To be fair to Austin, he's stupid and doesn't even understand the red card so sound wouldn't have helped there. He asked the chat "how did you know they were about to shuffle" when it began several times, and he never acknowledged the few comments saying "the red card getting pulled means they have to shuffle".

It is great to watch him play Blackjack though, because even ignoring obvious mistakes like accidentally standing on 7 he's just not that good at it. He got very lucky his side bets actually paid off multiple times because he'd have run out of money easily without them. For one of the only games where you can up your winrate with skill, it's funny to watch him play it but not actually learn how it works and what the smart plays are.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Can anyone tell me if Bossman's charging docs for his criminal case were released?
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They were not. Some "rats" a-logs have been harassing the sherrifs department and were denied. Due to his alogs muddying the waters I feel a legitimate request which I know has been submitted has been delayed.

They seem bent on only entertaining FOIA (Virginia flavor) requests for actual local citizens. Feel free to DM for more if you'd like to coordinate.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
They were not. Some "rats" a-logs have been harassing the sherrifs department and were denied. Due to his alogs muddying the waters I feel a legitimate request which I know has been submitted has been delayed.

They seem bent on only entertaining FOIA (Virginia flavor) requests for actual local citizens. Feel free to DM for more if you'd like to coordinate.
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Perfect. I was offered opportunity to acquire them, and so that's why I asked. I'll post them here when I have them (might take a week or so)
 
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noodlefish3 said:
Het word alleen maar beter en beter. Eindelijk een nederlandse lolcow lekker dicht bij huis.
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Mijn vriend, ik en mijn groep zwarte supremacisten zullen binnenkort een schattige kleine Nederlandse autistische slaaf hebben, klaar om te vernederen en te misbruiken. Afwisseling is tenslotte het kruid van het leven!
 
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Absolutely Retarded said:
The exact reasons of why he does anything is hard to say, but he used to sometimes stream on Discord to avoid rigging. He believed Stake employees, or Evil Eddie himself, was watching his streams and rigging the games against him as he was streaming. He thought he could get away from it by streaming in a place they couldn't see it. This is not a joke
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That reminds me of the time Bossman thought stake was watching him, said something, then when he messaged his sponsor or support chat they replied with a meme that had the person he mentioned in it lmao.
 
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I never noticed how much Austin looks like the reincarnation of Gavrilo Princip until now. IMG_0842.jpeg
 
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That reminds me of the time Bossman thought stake was watching him, said something, then when he messaged his sponsor or support chat they replied with a meme that had the person he mentioned in it lmao.
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Kees H said:
Austin gets super paranoid at Stake support because they reply to him with a super common Michael Scott gif from The Office, and he apparently just talked about being "as good at roasting at Michael Scott".

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The support monkey at Stake responds to him, but HE'S CAPPIN HARD NIGGA. HE BE WATCHIN THE STREAM YO

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He thinks the support monkey is really watching, and wants him to get a raise for him. Retard.

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He decides to be funny and reply with a gif back, because HE TOTALLY CAPPIN ON HIS ASS, YO.

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THIS GUY MAN, TRUE STORY BRUH, NO CAP ONG FRFR, this guy is trolling! Live chat support is a "dope job", according to Austin. The sense of reality on this nigga. It shouldn't surprise me and yet it does.

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We're in for some good crack paranoia tonight, fellow rats.
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Here's that moment. I loved this clip.
 
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lol cow supreme said:
BossmanJack, in the most brilliant legal move of all time, had decided after being on probation for domestic violence and out on bond for a drug charge for 3 days, and missing the FIRST check in call with probation where they usually set your weekly piss test... that smoking "totally legal Delta 8" would be perfectly acceptable behavoir for the conditions of his bond, and probation.

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Here he is rolling a blunt with Delta 8. Or maybe its CBD. He's not sure what he bought from the gas station.
(Videos will appear when uploads work again). EIther way he's using a Russian Cream flavored Backwoods, the shitty cigar wrapper of choice for the Bossman.

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He's "SO High Bro!"

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Is there a reason he still hasn't ordered a new headset? That shit would drive me fucking bonkers, even with an actually decent tape job (which he does not have).

Synthetic weed shouldn't show up on a drug test, so if that's truly what he's smoking he should be fine as far as parole is. Speaking from personal experience, that shit fucks you up though in a way real weed never does, so expect some hilarity to ensue from this.
 
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Kees H said:
Blackjack squirts, we get a happy dance, but he also destroys the $500 Saighnhaizhers. :lossmanjack: THD bros...

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Honestly this is like the most delicate he's ever treated headphones that broke, shoddy craftsmanship.

But watching his face go from joy, to confusion, to concern, to annoyance, to needing to get back to gamba all in like 30 seconds is a treat every time. He's too cracked and gamba'd out to properly process emotions anymore.
 
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DiabeticSydePhil said:
Honestly this is like the most delicate he's ever treated headphones that broke, shoddy craftsmanship.

But watching his face go from joy, to confusion, to concern, to annoyance, to needing to get back to gamba all in like 30 seconds is a treat every time. He's too cracked and gamba'd out to properly process emotions anymore.
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He is the most chimp like human I have ever seen
 
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