Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 96 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.0%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    674
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Oh, so he knows who did?

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Sorry to rain on this parade with cold facts, but this is something that us automatically offered to people by LOCALS when their subscription is about to lapse. It is a retention mechanism. Nick probably had no input on it.
Are you sure, because I got one of those earlier, but I've never actually subscribed to Nick. I did the join community, or following or whatever thh fuck they call the non-paid version is called on Rumble when he came to from streaming, but that's it.
 
We already knew that. He didn't bother taking his child to a hospital during a medical emergency when she OD'd on cocaine. He just had the "worst day of his life" that is just the kind of thing that happens "when you're a dad."
Lawcow dream team tonight
Imagine being this smug a cocksucking piece of shit when you aren't even allowed to have custody of your own kids. Cucked by the government. A literal cuck. Cocaine, cucking and swinging more important to you than your own family.

What an absolute fucking worm of a "man."
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Die, Nick!
 
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this is an in for dirty rats like us
It' only if you also pay for the rest of the year though, not no strings attached free.
He didn't bother taking his child to a hospital during a medical emergency when she OD'd on cocaine. He just had the "worst day of his life" that is just the kind of thing that happens "when you're a dad."
Families just have weird things they do, some people take their wife's kid boulder hunting, others let their favorite just dismount off the swing set into a mountain of cocaine nose first just before their three in the morning underwater Cello recital on the summit of Mount Fuji, which, of course, you have to drive them to after downing an entire distillery's output while ranting about how people who don't do that are weird and can't get your way of doing thing anyway so they're not worth listening to.
 
Sorry to rain on this parade with cold facts, but this is something that us automatically offered to people by LOCALS when their subscription is about to lapse. It is a retention mechanism. Nick probably had no input on it.
Could be, but an e-mail advertising this deal to me popped up in my e-mail today, and I was never a paying subscriber. I signed up for a free Nick Locals account years ago and never used it. I completely forgot I had even done that until I got this same offer this morning.
 
Could be, but an e-mail advertising this deal to me popped up in my e-mail today, and I was never a paying subscriber. I signed up for a free Nick Locals account years ago and never used it. I completely forgot I had even done that until I got this same offer this morning.
It’s called retargeting and is a very basic element of online marketing.
 
As for Anna, is it me or is this cunt looking really rough lately?
(1) She is not a girl anymore; she is a middle-aged woman and should change her name accordingly.
(2) All the work she had done, holy fuck she is more plastic than woman now.
I’m getting an insatiable urge to go there and walk around the parking lot in a Trek T-shirt, to see if there any frail women who need a shoulder to cry on!
I got some date ideas for you and her.
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Could be, but an e-mail advertising this deal to me popped up in my e-mail today, and I was never a paying subscriber. I signed up for a free Nick Locals account years ago and never used it. I completely forgot I had even done that until I got this same offer this morning.
I got one too. I sent it to my "special" folder. Otherwise known as the trash.
It's neither going to be the COKE or the COPE stream, it's going to be the NOstream.
He HAS to stream again at some point. Unless he's a big chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
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