Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Prokhor Zakharov]

ITT: YOU

You dumbass fucking idiot, they usually make you take the piss test in front of the dude. You can't just swap in some fake piss.

By literally making it legal by the strict language of the law. If Congress literally just makes something legal, and there's no rational interpretation of the language otherwise, it's legal, regardless of what previous enactments said. They abolished that in 2018. It's a very simple concept. If Congress unambiguously legalizes something a prevous law prohibited, they abolished that law. Congress can always abolish a law it passed.

tl;dr Congress said something in 1986. Congress said the opposite in 2018. 2018 Congress wins.

I didn't realize they had made such a carve-out. Kinda weird they did this since they have been making a point of expanding the 1986 amendment to the Fed Analogue Act to cover just about anything they didn't like, even things where saying its an analogue is a stretch. Whoever made that carve out knew what they were doing in order to get that one past everyone.

True

Again, I can only speak from experience but every time I've had to take a piss test I've gotten the courtesy of closed door. Just tape the bag to your inner thigh, poke it with a safety pin when you're ready, drain that bitch into the toilet. Some fake piss packs even come with fake cocks if you've got a dude watching. Can't speak to their effectiveness, personally but I know a few friends have gotten away with them.
It's not the kind of thing you can rely on for random UI's but if you know when you've got to go in, fake piss is relatively easy to use.

If the place isn't a complete joke, they check urine temp. If it's more than a degree off from the acceptable body temp range, it's an invalid test. Urine has a temp that is very close to body temp, with a very small range of deviation. Getting the temp just within that range would be difficult.

 

[Looney Troons]

ITT: Retards who have never had to take a piss test.

Maybe Austin will rub 2 brain cells together and buy some fake piss and we won't have to worry about this shit.

Not sure when the last time you’ve taken a piss test was, if ever, but even places like Concentra have pretty strict rules. You pat your legs and groin down before you enter the lavatory and you are instructed to urinate into the cup. The attendant will then either stand directly behind you, back facing away from you, or just outside of the door (you knock on it to signal that you’re about to go). You are told to piss directly into the toilet as a male as there is dye in there, being that there is reasonable expectation for you to dribble a bit. Once you’ve taken your sample, you’re ordered to immediately hand it over. One of the first things they do when in possession of your urine is to check its temperature. IIRC, piss has to be like 90-100 F in temperature to be considered a valid sample. It’s liquid, so in a few short minutes, those temperatures drop.

It’s not impossible but it’s pretty difficult to cheat these things. People used to take a glue bottle and tape it between the insides of their thighs, then squirt it into the receptacle. There’s a huge difference in sound between you taking a natural loss versus you squeezing some urine out of a bottle, I’m sure even junior analysts could tell the difference.

Austin definitely doesn’t have the capacity to cheat his way through a drug test

 

[KingFrampt]

The pages and pages of piss test fakery discussion is getting annoying

Bossman clearly has no intention to cheat the piss test, otherwise he would be smoking crack and actual weed

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'm thinkin i might be as retarded as bossmanjack, because i keep forgetting to turn down my volume before playing his vids.

I thought this was a funny message by the owner of Howl.gg minutes after bossman ended after losing it all
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maybe he shouldve thought of that before flipping the switch on our boy.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm thinkin i might be as retarded as bossmanjack, because i keep forgetting to turn down my volume before playing his vids.

I previously solved this problem, just paste this into tampermonkey, your eardrums will thank you.

Spoiler: Automatically lower the volume of bossmanVids

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Turn BossmanDown
// @namespace    http://kiwifarms.net
// @version      1.0
// @description  Automatically lower the volume of BMJ videos because nigga is loud
// @author       BossmanJack
// @match        https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // Function to lower the volume
    function lowerVolume(event) {
        event.target.volume = 0.1; // Set the volume level between 0.0 and 1.0
    }

    function addVideoEventListeners() {
        const videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
        for (let video of videos) {
            video.addEventListener('play', lowerVolume);
        }
    }

    const observer = new MutationObserver((mutations) => {
        for (let mutation of mutations) {
            if (mutation.type === 'childList') {
                addVideoEventListeners();
            }
        }
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });

    addVideoEventListeners();
})();

 

[skunt]

Spoiler: Automatically lower the volume of bossmanVids

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Turn BossmanDown
// @namespace    http://kiwifarms.net
// @version      1.0
// @description  Automatically lower the volume of BMJ videos because nigga is loud
// @author       BossmanJack
// @match        https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // Function to lower the volume
    function lowerVolume(event) {
        event.target.volume = 1.0; // Set the volume level between 0.0 and 1.0
    }

    function addVideoEventListeners() {
        const videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
        for (let video of videos) {
            video.addEventListener('play', lowerVolume);
        }
    }

    const observer = new MutationObserver((mutations) => {
        for (let mutation of mutations) {
            if (mutation.type === 'childList') {
                addVideoEventListeners();
            }
        }
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });

    addVideoEventListeners();
})();

You had a small typo, I fixed it.

 

[Kees H]

I previously solved this problem, just paste this into tampermonkey, your eardrums will thank you.

Spoiler: Automatically lower the volume of bossmanVids

// ==UserScript==
// @name         Turn BossmanDown
// @namespace    http://kiwifarms.net
// @version      1.0
// @description  Automatically lower the volume of BMJ videos because nigga is loud
// @author       BossmanJack
// @match        https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/*
// @grant        none
// ==/UserScript==

(function() {
    'use strict';

    // Function to lower the volume
    function lowerVolume(event) {
        event.target.volume = 0.1; // Set the volume level between 0.0 and 1.0
    }

    function addVideoEventListeners() {
        const videos = document.getElementsByTagName('video');
        for (let video of videos) {
            video.addEventListener('play', lowerVolume);
        }
    }

    const observer = new MutationObserver((mutations) => {
        for (let mutation of mutations) {
            if (mutation.type === 'childList') {
                addVideoEventListeners();
            }
        }
    });

    observer.observe(document.body, { childList: true, subtree: true });

    addVideoEventListeners();
})();

What kind of ratatouille rat are you? Bossman loud? I tell you what was loud. Your moms face STRAIGHT through my door while she was screaming OH YEAH KEES DON'T STOP. GODDAM DAT PUSSY NCIE

 

[drachenbarde]

From +$94k profit on howl yesterday to - $7k today

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Smaller jurisdictions in areas like Bossman is in, for local probation, dont always use labs for urinalysis. Many just use 5 or 10 draw cups. You piss in the cup, it has the tests built in. If one pops, they consider it a fail. One fail doesn't always send you away, sometimes it does.

For those super fancy rich jurisdictions that use labs/send away/make you go to a lab...there are very few labs in the US that can tell the difference between Delta 8 and 9 in urine, as the tests are built off cannabis metabolites, which both break down essentially the same.

If this was the case, people on Adderall would be positive on meth. Or consequently, people on Adderall would be free to do meth.

The test for THC detects THC-COOH, which for d8 becomes an entirely distinct molecule (d8THC-COOH) with a different elution time, every single drug testing lab in the US can tell the difference between d9 and d8 metabolites.

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

A rat acquired a broom somehow and unbanned every single person in the bossman discord. Whats the over under on how long it takes for bossman to notice?


i thought this was pretty funny

 

[I Hate Sheeps]

A rat acquired a broom somehow and unbanned every single person in the bossman discord. Whats the over under on how long it takes for bossman to notice?View attachment 6201285View attachment 6201283View attachment 6201282
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i thought this was pretty funny

Holy fucking shit balls it even bypassed the gay nigger double counter. Nice.

 

[sharp lint]

I thought this was a funny message by the owner of Howl.gg minutes after bossman ended after losing it all
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Why is he telling bossman what to do with HIS money? That's so weird man. Actually really weird rat behavior. Type 5 if you think bean should shut the fuck up and let bossman gamble how he wants.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

A rat acquired a broom somehow and unbanned every single person in the bossman discord. Whats the over under on how long it takes for bossman to notice?View attachment 6201285View attachment 6201283View attachment 6201282
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i thought this was pretty funny

TOTAL RAT LIBERATION

 

[MadStan]

The smart crackpipe knows the truth. Sitting there, laying, waiting like a scorned lover knowing that BMJ has laid all the blame in his life on her.

But as the late nights fall, the losses and highs mount, as he starts to display the same rage she knows it is only a matter of time before her lover (BMJ) realizes that life ain’t go right or wrong because of her. She belongs there with him helping him navigate the good times and the bad times.

She knows the emptiness of it all will get to him and he will come crawling back, make up and embrace her again. She will not judge him like everyone else.

She waits knowing he thinks of her all the time and eventually he will come back. For in his worthless life miss crackpipe knows that only she can touch his lips and all others will be shunned. She is the only true love he has ever and will know while all others are fleeting imitations.

 

[Kola]

A rat acquired a broom somehow and unbanned every single person in the bossman discord. Whats the over under on how long it takes for bossman to notice?View attachment 6201285View attachment 6201283View attachment 6201282
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i thought this was pretty funny

What kind of soy redditor took over his server? There are dozens of channels now, each with its own emoji, gay "server stats" indicators, roles, crypto prices, a channel for pets, and other homo stuff.

 

[Kees H]

What kind of soy redditor took over his server? There are dozens of channels now, each with its own emoji, gay "server stats" indicators, roles, crypto prices, a channel for pets, and other homo stuff.

His sponsor Howl took over the server more or less. Lots of shit for Austin to delete in rage, so he might just delete the entire server this time he gets angy.

 

[lol cow supreme]

If this was the case, people on Adderall would be positive on meth. Or consequently, people on Adderall would be free to do meth.

The test for THC detects THC-COOH, which for d8 becomes an entirely distinct molecule (d8THC-COOH) with a different elution time, every single drug testing lab in the US can tell the difference between d9 and d8 metabolites.

People on Addreall do test positive for meth. Which is why you have to provide your prescription up front and not "oopsie doodle did I forget to tell you?". And yeah. Free pass for meth if your area is doing this bullshit. See it all the time. Maybe if you have the script, they give you a different test cus the script justifies the cost. They arent spending money to tell if you're taking shitty weed or straight zaza. You're not supposed to be on any weed.

The loophole that makes it legal to sell does not make it legal to use on probation. Even if you send the drug tests through labcorp, who HAS a specific test to determine D8 and D9, the drug screening tests labcorp does only check for presence of any carboxy and does not differentiate between the two.

Your PO isnt going to go "OH you're using weed but you say its loophole weed. Let me check the box for labcorp to do a secondary test between the two variants." Maybe this is some shit your lawyer can do when you test positive to plea your case in front of the judge.

Go get arrested, take a few piss tests. see how it goes down.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Boy, this howl website sure is amazing for the bossman's fans...it's ok when Austin uses a VPN within America though...

Anotha' one

I trust crypto casinos more and more every day!

 

[Collections Agent]

Boy, this howl website sure is amazing for the bossman's fans...it's ok when Austin uses a VPN within America though...
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Because BC.game was stunning and brave enough to knowingly break national gambling laws to sponsor BMJ, literally every single other scammy online casino now has legal ammo that they didn't know he was a US citizen (they do) when they offered him the sponsor cause he used to work with Bc.game.

Expect this to happen pretty much constantly from now on. The only thing better than an addicted gambler that will give all his sponsor pay back is one who has an audience you can legally rugpull in case they win

 

[break these cuffs]

Boy, this howl website sure is amazing for the bossman's fans...it's ok when Austin uses a VPN within America though...
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Howl has the latest and greatest in Rat Detector technology. Their AI algorithm scans Austin's discord and allows them to predict who will be rats and who listens to BLP Kosher unironically. Looks like ol' buddy was found and out. Low and behold, what did he do. He ran in to complain about how he wasn't allowed to flagrantly violate their TOS and US law. Fucking rat.