Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

The hunters have become the hunted. Watch out lads, SolidMario is going to start his own forum, BlinkyFarms, to catalogue each of us.

 

[Lurkette]

Goddamnit, I was just thinking to myself "wait, wasnt solid overweight? And ginger?"

So what was his endgame here? Can I still believe he thought the thread would be taken down?

 

[Ruin]

I'd just like to point out that @Pikimon got rused by the genius who thought this was a brilliant plan.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2016-09-23-ryan-loomis-solidmario-oh-shit.24460/page-4#post-1765283

It's like the internet equivalent of being beaten at checkers by a chicken.

 

[Aquinas]

Blood for Meme, Blood for Meme

 

[Coldgrip]

The only thing I've taken away from this is that SolidMario knows his penis is tiny and ugly and at least has enough common sense to be ashamed of it.

 

[Null]

This dude is still trying to spam our feedback board but we just don't approve his posts.

He's one of the most unproductive ever.

 

[Lurkette]

Pray tell, what do the messages have? Moar dicpics?

 

[MetallicTunes]

So Springfield's most wanted child fucker, Mr. Solidmario still roams on DA as JackGroundRunner.

On this piece of artwork (which is mysteriously the same art style as SM), Jack tried defending SM:

Spoiler

Since I was blocked for calling him Solidmario, cool Kiwi-boy (who can reveal his kiwi username here if he wants to) EvilMeep came and asked if he was Solidmario too.

Spoiler

He hid his comments. Evilmeep doesn't know if he got blocked cuz apparently Jack closed his account (not for me though). Also Emperorlukesolo might either be a sockpuppet for SM or a close friend (probably close).

Some of you might already know about Jack as a "Friend" of SM who constantly defends him whenever somebody mentions his name.

So this either means that A.) SolidMario is STILL stroking his yellow spray-painted dick to MS-Paint edits of Bart's butt on DA, or B.) there's actually MORE of these Bart sex predators than we initially thought.

The Bart-Fucker hit list:

JackGroundRunner
Emperorlukesolo
Darth Chaos

Friends of Solidmario to kidnap and torture to find his whereabouts:

DarthWill3

idk I'm done.

 

[WeeGee]

Not gonna lie, I miss his postings. He was fun to rile up.

 

[Lurkette]

My moneys on Emperor and Jack being SM. Darth Chaos is 100% him.

I'm sure there are more people who fap to Bart but they're smart enough not to broadcast it. (Un?)fortunately.

 

[MetallicTunes]

This happened a few days ago. I was at work when he sent his last messages and closed his account so I couldn't reply. I just made one joke about Solidmario on DA and this is what I get.

And the stuff about BBC/Facebook was made up.

 

[『ｉ－市議ぢ着』]

This happened a few days ago. I was at work when he sent his last messages and closed his account so I couldn't reply. I just made one joke about Solidmario on DA and this is what I get.

And the stuff about BBC/Facebook was made up.

Why does this guy always talk like he's roleplaying on some random forum in 2007?

Spoiler: I mean, aside from

:autism:

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Why does this guy always talk like he's roleplaying on some random forum in 2007?

Spoiler: I mean, aside from

:autism:

He's stuck in the past, and his obsession over Bart Simpson dong won't convince him that most people don't want to put up with his form of RP.

 

[Lorento]

Well. As he seems to have vacated, I might as well drop some convos.

Spoiler: WTF

I never expected they were actually going to show his 'downstairs business'

 

[WeeGee]

Since he speaks in movie quotes I'll use this one: "Everyone creates the thing they dread. Men of peace create engines of war, invaders create avengers." -Ultron Lolcows create Kiwi Farms threads.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well. As he seems to have vacated, I might as well drop some convos.

Spoiler: WTF

In before he comes back and goes "I SAID NONE OF THAT! STOP PUTTING THINGS IN MY MOUTH!"

Also, I think I can explain why he's obsessed over Bart's bottom

Spoiler

:autism:

 

[Ntwadumela]

Well. As he seems to have vacated, I might as well drop some convos.

Spoiler: WTF

Anybody who wants to fuck cartoony little boys is a bad person by default.

 

[MeefaZeTroll]

So Springfield's most wanted child fucker, Mr. Solidmario still roams on DA as JackGroundRunner.

On this piece of artwork (which is mysteriously the same art style as SM), Jack tried defending SM:

Spoiler

Since I was blocked for calling him Solidmario, cool Kiwi-boy (who can reveal his kiwi username here if he wants to) EvilMeep came and asked if he was Solidmario too.

Spoiler

He hid his comments. Evilmeep doesn't know if he got blocked cuz apparently Jack closed his account (not for me though). Also Emperorlukesolo might either be a sockpuppet for SM or a close friend (probably close).

Some of you might already know about Jack as a "Friend" of SM who constantly defends him whenever somebody mentions his name.

So this either means that A.) SolidMario is STILL stroking his yellow spray-painted dick to MS-Paint edits of Bart's butt on DA, or B.) there's actually MORE of these Bart sex predators than we initially thought.

The Bart-Fucker hit list:

JackGroundRunner
Emperorlukesolo
Darth Chaos

Friends of Solidmario to kidnap and torture to find his whereabouts:

DarthWill3

idk I'm done.

I can confirm that on that day JackGroundRunner closed his account for a half hour or so right after I posted that reply to him and then quickly reactivated before MetallicTunes checked his page again. I'm going to wager a guess that he got scared by the callout but then found out he couldn't possibly live one day without constantly checking Deviantart so he reactivated his account to satisfy his addiction.

I'm that evilmeep guy by the way, if it isn't obvious.

 

[BustedArmchair]

He's back on deviantART (possibly him)

http://solidmari0.deviantart.com

So Springfield's most wanted child fucker, Mr. Solidmario still roams on DA as JackGroundRunner.

On this piece of artwork (which is mysteriously the same art style as SM), Jack tried defending SM:

Spoiler

Since I was blocked for calling him Solidmario, cool Kiwi-boy (who can reveal his kiwi username here if he wants to) EvilMeep came and asked if he was Solidmario too.

Spoiler

He hid his comments. Evilmeep doesn't know if he got blocked cuz apparently Jack closed his account (not for me though). Also Emperorlukesolo might either be a sockpuppet for SM or a close friend (probably close).

Some of you might already know about Jack as a "Friend" of SM who constantly defends him whenever somebody mentions his name.

So this either means that A.) SolidMario is STILL stroking his yellow spray-painted dick to MS-Paint edits of Bart's butt on DA, or B.) there's actually MORE of these Bart sex predators than we initially thought.

The Bart-Fucker hit list:

JackGroundRunner
Emperorlukesolo
Darth Chaos

Friends of Solidmario to kidnap and torture to find his whereabouts:

DarthWill3

idk I'm done.

In regards to Darth Chaos, he's also on deviantART (as LinkSparrow), and he's currently Solidmario's biggest white knight.

http://linksparrow.deviantart.com

He might also share Solidmario's interests.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Been a long time since I've heard of him.
Didn't he say he wanted to cut that shit out?