Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

JambledUpWords said:
I already have an idea of how much she’d have to eat in a day to maintain her size, but it would still be cool to see. My bet is her daily amount is around what four fully grown adults would eat in a day, so roughly 8000 calories.
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I'd say that's a minimum, but probably somewhere in that vicinity on a daily basis. Given it seems to be her primary/only coping mechanism, I'd imagine there's a sharp uptick every time she experiences any kind of (mild) inconvenience or problem in life. So at a time like this, when she's in a lot of pain and trying to maintain the appearance that she's not... I wouldn't be surprised to find a ranch IV drip next to her bed.

Remember years back, when she posted that "Thanksgiving for One" photo with Data? That was a real accidental insight into Anna's detachment from anything resembling normal portion sizes. There was a spread on that table I would happily offer up to family at Thanksgiving... if we were hosting about a dozen.
 
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Even more 8008135 said:
FTFY. Anna hasn't been anywhere near 500 pounds for years. If she's not ≥ 625 lbs, based on her height and absolute grotesque proportions, I'll eat my fucking hat.
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Too late Anna already ate it.

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Forgot she had a threads account. The ring she posts costs $94. She also states shes sick again.
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GenociderSyo said:
Too late Anna already ate it.


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Playing the victim, ungrateful, overreacting, and delusional? Yes, based on this thread documenting your socials it sounds pretty accurate.


Also, high protein snack that’s not a shake, bar or chip ? Have you heard of my friends greek yogurt, string cheese, and jerky? Also why the high protein larp still, she’s not a gym girl anymore
 
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ghjoigcbn said:
Even if we were super generous and said she was 400 lbs ( there’s a photo in the thread of her at 300 something and she’s inrecognizable) her BMI would be almost 60. Over 30 is considered obese 40 and up is morbidly obese. According to many weight estimates by farmers that is very generous, she’s probably closet to 500 lbs or more.
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That’s not what I’m getting at. I am only comparing her to her much shorter mother and sister, I am not saying she has a healthy BMI or is even close as an individual.

Between the morbidly obese BMIs, there are differences. The risk keeps increasing. There is no category for people 90-100 and over, but they are essentially in a dying state, yet are technically in the same class at someone who’s 40 BMI. Her height has simply bought her time, not just at her heaviest, but at 300lbs too. She hasn’t beaten her Moms age yet.
 
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Battery Low said:
Ironically, the reason Anna has survived so well for so long is probably her genetics. Specifically, her extreme pear shape. It's kept a lot of fat off her organs.
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Doesn’t mean her body isn’t suffering internally or that her organs aren’t padded with fat. She did she say she was pre diabetic some time ago and I don’t think any one of us have a problem believing that. And she needs a cpap at night. You know what happens if you don’t use it but need it? Afib. Who know how compliant she is with that

Could be pure luck but that luck will run out one day
 
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keke said:
Her height has simply bought her time, not just at her heaviest, but at 300lbs too. She hasn’t beaten her Moms age yet.
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It hasn't bought her any time at all. Long-time deathfats' health starts falling apart in earnest by their mid 30s. They may still be able to give the appearance of being "healthy" and functioning normally for a few years after that, but behind the scenes the diagnoses and prescriptions start stacking up.

Anna made it to age 37 without a major diagnosis for no other reason than the fact she didn't see any doctors at all for at least a decade. But once she finally felt shitty enough, and in scary enough ways, to overcome her resistance and start seeing one again, she started racking up diagnoses right away.

Anna is not healthy—like, at all—and hasn't been for years. Given that she's been obese since childhood, it can be argued that she never has been. Her mom died at 52, and at the rate Anna is going, she will probably not live to that age, not without spending her final years debilitated, immobile, and in a lot of pain.

And it's all happening right on schedule, just as it does for just about all of our gorls.
 
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keke said:
That’s not what I’m getting at. I am only comparing her to her much shorter mother and sister, I am not saying she has a healthy BMI or is even close as an individual.

Between the morbidly obese BMIs, there are differences. The risk keeps increasing. There is no category for people 90-100 and over, but they are essentially in a dying state, yet are technically in the same class at someone who’s 40 BMI. Her height has simply bought her time, not just at her heaviest, but at 300lbs too. She hasn’t beaten her Moms age yet.
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It works both ways. Her heart also has much more real estate to have to pump blood into her extremities. Taller people are at a higher risk for cardiovascular problems. She's 39 and turns 40 this year, she's not exactly old. She's barely into middle age. Hell, a lot of 39-40 year olds are still doing challenging athletic feats or even still playing their pro sport. It's not that old for a contemporary human body that has access to all our science and nutrition.

Most deathfats tend to start declining pretty rapidly after 40 and certainly after 45 or so. Just look at where she was at 35 until now and then project that into the future with a quickening decline.
 
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