Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Marc]

Lifestyle change, calorie counting, and all other forms of restraint or willpower are things which don't apply to Jack; because he believes himself to be exceptional. He eats as much as he wants of whatever he wants, and then lies about it because that's what he feels entitled to do.

And Hammy is all too happy to help Jack kill himself with food - Especially if it pacifies his insufferable, haranguing, hypocritical, half-paralyzed ass. Just imagine what topics of health, diet, exercise, cooking, or morality that globulous corpse presumes to lecture his family about whenever he forgets that he's dead.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Which, even if we generously assume he was actually doing Carnie right for a while, is a glaring sign of just how excessive his gluttony is. Half the reason its considered 'easy' is that meat, fat and all, is so goddamned filling that if you really do just eat like 1500cal of chicken, skin n all in one sitting, you'd be hard pressed to physically eat more the rest of the day. He must have been gorging himself to the point of active pains out of sheer eating habit to pull that off.

Supposedly it's because he's always eaten until he's felt full because, according to him, he still feels hungry.

In other words he's so fucked up that it's impossible for him to lose weight. Your body doesn't care where the calories you get in your food come from. But if you eat more than you need you will get fat. And Fatty has been gorging for decades now. There's no way he can change.

A lot of people, when they have a stroke or heart attack and survive go about actively changing their lifestyle. Fatty here just doubles down and stays the course.

 

[ZipDisk]

I wonder if Jack even experiences satiation, he's mentioned before that he eats until it hurts, and he thinks that is what "full" means. I think it was a gas station sandwich video where he admitted it.

heh, sandwiche

 

[V4L_Penis]

Haven’t kept up with the Jack lore since that bio terrorism Thanksgiving for the troop saga and JFC. Jack used to be funny to laugh at but now it’s more like some sort of body horror. After he survived his first few strokes I remember wondering if maybe he really had been blessed by God for some mysterious reason known only to Him but now I’m wondering if this is some Old Testament shit.

There’s people that don’t even survive their first stroke or are incapacitated by it even beyond the level Jack is currently at

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I wonder if Jack even experiences satiation, he's mentioned before that he eats until it hurts, and he thinks that is what "full" means. I think it was a gas station sandwich video where he admitted it.

heh, sandwiche

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

 

[Andoxico]

Sorry if this was already known since I haven't completely read the entire thread but, Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding? Classy as always.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A lot of people, when they have a stroke or heart attack and survive go about actively changing their lifestyle. Fatty here just doubles down and stays the course.

I think he's had what, four or five strokes now? This is literally equivalent to death from alcoholism.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Supposedly it's because he's always eaten until he's felt full because, according to him, he still feels hungry.

In other words he's so fucked up that it's impossible for him to lose weight. Your body doesn't care where the calories you get in your food come from. But if you eat more than you need you will get fat. And Fatty has been gorging for decades now. There's no way he can change.

A lot of people, when they have a stroke or heart attack and survive go about actively changing their lifestyle. Fatty here just doubles down and stays the course.

And the worst part is that while fixing it is far from easy, its still only a matter of months - The first few weeks of restrictive eating can be horrible, but the body is a reactive system responding to learned stimulus, it'll get the message after a while that everything's fine and we're not dying from this. It'll adapt the various signaling and hormones in this new pressured situation, and it will become the new normal. Its one of those things that's easier said than done, but its also something you'll consistently hear from the people that did change their lifestyle - few months of suck, then it felt great.

Jacks spent decades being unwillingly to do that. Considering his exposure to alternative diet information already, I find it extremely doubtful that he somehow completely avoided hearing about this, so its a deliberate action. He's not merely ignorant as to how to stop gorging, he actively doesn't want to. And once he loses a foot to the beetus, he'll be too far gone. Being down a foot and an arm makes even the laziest "walk around" exercise a difficult experience, for a properly motivated individual. Odds are he'll just give up, resign himself to death.

 

[AltisticRight]

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

Nah, Jack is just a fat fuck.
He can calorie count all he wants too, each strand of cheese shows 0g on his cheap scale, so if he eats an entire 2kg of 1000+ strands, that's 0 calories.
Fat.

 

[Adamska]

Even if he wasn't doing carnivore or some other fad diet, if he did the bare minimum of cutting back portion sizes, eating vegetables, doing ANY sort of physical activity, etc, at his size, he easily would be dropping 1-2 pounds at least per week, and after the 30 weeks or so he's been on this "diet" that would be 40-50 pounds.

But that would require some self control, and Jack's the type of food addict that eats until the point of nausea to feel "full". Really no difference between him and an alcoholic who gets diagnosed with cirrhosis, so they switch to "just beer" (with the occasional shot on the side, just like Jack and his carbs).

Not just that but even as he eats food, he will actively ruin his enjoyment of it by thinking about stuff he can't have or because it's missing something he has been told he can't eat. He has more than once gotten angy after eating some fud because of that. He's also been forced to do that in the hospital; he just threw baby tantrums until the hospital gave up on trying.

 

[p1138]

And the worst part is that while fixing it is far from easy, its still only a matter of months - The first few weeks of restrictive eating can be horrible, but the body is a reactive system responding to learned stimulus, it'll get the message after a while that everything's fine and we're not dying from this. It'll adapt the various signaling and hormones in this new pressured situation, and it will become the new normal. Its one of those things that's easier said than done, but its also something you'll consistently hear from the people that did change their lifestyle - few months of suck, then it felt great.

Jacks spent decades being unwillingly to do that. Considering his exposure to alternative diet information already, I find it extremely doubtful that he somehow completely avoided hearing about this, so its a deliberate action. He's not merely ignorant as to how to stop gorging, he actively doesn't want to. And once he loses a foot to the beetus, he'll be too far gone. Being down a foot and an arm makes even the laziest "walk around" exercise a difficult experience, for a properly motivated individual. Odds are he'll just give up, resign himself to death.

This is a man who when getting three eggs, sausage, and toast for breakfast, would then try to hide the rest of the food(usually a bowl of oatmeal or something, but because he's a moron it would still be visible in the picture) while at the nursing home, claimed they were starving him and needed Tammy to bring him bags of fried chicken and shit daily.

Supposedly it's because he's always eaten until he's felt full because, according to him, he still feels hungry.

He mentioned it in a video after the stroke when he and Tammy were out getting sandwiches at some place sitting outside at some concrete benches and tables right next to a concrete wall. I can't find it on his fat on the go channel or the main one so it must have been one of the videos he posted straight to FB at the time since Tammy was taking him on field trips to gorge on more food before returning him to the nursing home, while she was readying the house for sale.

f he was seriously following carnivore like he's supposed to he would have dropped about 50 pounds between then and now. But because he's eating so much fat his caloric intake is probably 5000 calories a day if not more. I mean he ate an entire rotisserie chicken for lunch one day. Even the fattest of fatasses I know would only manage half of that. And one of those is 1500-1800 calories because you know he ate the skin and everything. and that's where most of the fat and calories are.

Every time we've been able to track what he eats in a day, either on one of his stupid wars road trip videos, a vacation where he's just riding around in a scooter, or he posts just enough info on FB, etc. its always been 4000-5000 or more calories, and that's not including snacks and sodas between meals.

Years ago he did P90X it's a 90 day fitness / diet program and you're supposed to take a picture of yourself before and after and most people if they follow it wind up losing weight and gaining muscle. He looked exactly the same but claimed that all this we saw was muscle.

He had the audacity to claim he was "cut" and it was "solid muscle" but then immediately mentions that he's never going to talk about p90x again or give any updates even though he's supposedly going to do round 2 lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3bP1oaC3VM

 

[Neko GF]

TAZIKI'S - 2ND CHANCE​

(07/17/2024)
Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=5MrxdMtL9JY

Spoiler: Archive (480p):

 

[Tiresome]

He never gives places "second chances". Could it be everywhere else in the Nashville area told him his loudmouth ass is no longer welcome?

Just from the intro, though. This stupid faggot. He explained to the manager that it's VERY NOISY and how to fix that, and my god, I'm sure a restaurant hates being noisy out front, that's a bad sign when you're that popular.

Then, the lamb is dry. There's NO EXCUSE FOR THAT, because LAMB IS ONE OF THE FATTIEST MEATS. No it isn't, Jack. You're only angy because they served it not still baaing for its mother, you freak.

 

[Wizard 1]

I wonder if Jack even experiences satiation, he's mentioned before that he eats until it hurts, and he thinks that is what "full" means. I think it was a gas station sandwich video where he admitted it.

heh, sandwiche

He probably nonstop gorges himself because being the known gastrosexual that he is, this is probably the only thing besides watching Bri balloon up that gets him off.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Growing up I had a teacher who was severely overweight, but he had a condition where he couldn't ever feel full. I wonder if it was similar.

He was a kick ass teacher, too.

It's a shame but there's people who have a condition where they're always hungry. And I don't mean just, "yeah I could eat something" I mean that gnawing hunger that you feel when it's 2am, you haven't eaten anything since lunchtime because you've been so busy and will literally eat just about anything to make it go away.

Sorry if this was already known since I haven't completely read the entire thread but, Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding? Classy as always.
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Sorry but if you find Hammy to be beautiful then there's something wrong with your eyes.

Then, the lamb is dry. There's NO EXCUSE FOR THAT, because LAMB IS ONE OF THE FATTIEST MEATS

And that's why every recipe for lamb I see it's supposed to be cooked medium-rare because it's such a lean meat.

How the fuck does somebody get so many things wrong?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

>Jack whines about no cheese
>Jack complains about the noise, and is happy that it lowered
>Jack asks Tammy if she got a schwarma after she already told him it was a gyro
>Jack gushes about how this place is now "back in business"

Will say I think this is the only video where it is believable Jack is on the Carnivore diet.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

3:10 Jack didn't edit out the end of the hissy fit he was having.



Also doesn't know the difference between a gyro and a shawarma.

 

[Wizard 1]

>Jack whines about no cheese
>Jack complains about the noise, and is happy that it lowered
>Jack asks Tammy if she got a schwarma after she already told him it was a gyro
>Jack gushes about how this place is now "back in business"

Will say I think this is the only video where it is believable Jack is on the Carnivore diet.

Which is funny, considering that Greek/Mediterranean food by and large is not carnivore friendly. There's a Tazikis in the next city over from me and most of their menu is meat with lots of carbs.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Sorry but if you find Hammy to be beautiful then there's something wrong with your eyes.

You don't expect BTK's downie brother to get a model, do you?

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

Sorry if this was already known since I haven't completely read the entire thread but, Jack wore a fucking cowboy hat to his wedding? Classy as always.
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Lavender wedding vibes for both lmao