Sweet Baby Inc. and the Steam Curator Group Conspiracy - The company that is responsible for the diarrheic video game writing.

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Seriously, they can get potentially sued by Toei for this.

Please happen. Get the game banned in Japan lol.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

I forgot the exact details (and this was a detail that everyone wants to pretend doesn't exist) but one Japanese at the time saw Yasuke and suggested they wash and clean him because he thought Yasuke was covered in ink.

Do it Ubisoft faggot. Recreate that scene in the game.

That would've actually been funny and showed how different the world was 500 years ago so they can't. Every place and every time has to be current year Los Angeles otherwise it's fascism. (Unless it's Israel in which case it's perfect and you're a nazi)

It's interesting to note just how poorly these things reflect on Sweet Baby

Really shows that they're not about writing they're about upholding cultural homogeneity, there's a singular acceptable way to portray blacks in current year and it doesn't matter what the time, place, or circumstance that's how they will be portrayed. Hypercompetent and hyper-independent (read: sociopathic), that's the way all of the "acceptable" characters are written, even when they're meant to be vulnerable or damaged they're damaged in a way that makes sure to overtly signal how superior they are to everyone. Those are characters without an arc, or an actual character, but it does make it easy to shit on the acceptable targets with your soot colored Mary Sue.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

The Japanese historical expert who's work was the basis for Assassin's Creed Shadows has been caught editing wikipedia since 2015. And allegedly the sword designs were stolen from One Piece.
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If anyone has archives of the Thomas Lockey receipts, please post them.

Again, it's amazing how they go from being proud of their work, to running away from it.

Kikepedia being used for Judeo-Communist historical revisionism and spreading of nigger-worship/globohomo aims?... what an unimaginable shock.

It's not a bug it's a feature, incompetency hides malice.

Big this.

Bugmen need to write another fucking book, I am so sick of Journey to the West.

Wizard of Oz will always be cooler.

Speaking of, might interest you. When nipponese have more respect for western brands than (((western publishers))) do.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Please happen. Get the game banned in Japan lol.

If that happens, it's over. It's even over if the game flops in Japan. AnalCreed is one of the most popular Western franchises in Japan, they just love consooming that slop. Ghost of Tsushima was one of the most popular and best-selling Western games in Japan and they're not gonna like AssCreed Spookz nearly as much. Unbelievable how Ubi shot itself in the foot with this.

 

[FedPostalService]

Imagine if you'd never even known that blacks existed

Living the dream

 

[Level99Manchild]

Tekken 8 is releasing "swimwear," but most of this shit is covered up. The older Tekken games showed way more flesh, and keep in mind Azucena is literally wearing a two piece bikini as an alternate costume. Don't worry, the guys are just as covered up as the women with generic af costumes. You buy these wonderful "swimsuits" with your shekels.

Totally not in bed with an ESG/DEI firms, guys.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

Tekken 8 is releasing "swimwear," but most of this shit is covered up. The older Tekken games showed way more flesh, and keep in mind Azucena is literally wearing a two piece bikini as an alternate costume. Don't worry, the guys are just as covered up as the women with generic af costumes. You buy these wonderful "swimsuits" with your shekels.View attachment 6200668
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Totally not in bed with an ESG/DEI firms, guys.

Damn, I thought Lili would be bustier. And showing more flesh.

 

[Carpenter Trout]

Damn, I thought Lili would be bustier. And showing more flesh.

In my opinion, Lili's model has been progressively uglier/worse with each passing game. The best she ever was has been in Tag Tournament 2, because it simply used the Tekken 6 model. In Tekken 7, even at highest settings, she looks like she has the down syndrome.
Same goes for most models.

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Damn, I thought Lili would be bustier. And showing more flesh.

In that pic, she has her arms stretched so maybe her chest area is stretched too, giving the appearance of smaller breasts. Sort of like how guys suck in their beer belly making them look like they have V shaped chests.

 

[Outer Space Traveller]

In my opinion, Lili's model has been progressively uglier/worse with each passing game. The best she ever was has been in Tag Tournament 2, because it simply used the Tekken 6 model. In Tekken 7, even at highest settings, she looks like she has the down syndrome.
Same goes for most models.

I noticed that too - she seems like she does look... "strange" in Tekken 7. Perhaps a comparison is in order.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I noticed that too - she seems like she does look... "strange" in Tekken 7. Perhaps a comparison is in order.

Asuka also looks like shit in 7, I imagine it's Bamco being too retarded when using UE lighting because 99% of why they looked like shit was due to garbage lighting. Does anyone know did they hire Poojeets to work on 7? Because I don't know why else it'd look so terrible.

 

[ChefKiss]

The Japanese historical expert who's work was the basis for Assassin's Creed Shadows has been caught editing wikipedia since 2015. And allegedly the sword designs were stolen from One Piece.
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If anyone has archives of the Thomas Lockey receipts, please post them.

Again, it's amazing how they go from being proud of their work, to running away from it.

I cant believe they actually even put in the same sword stand with the same kanji, even a fucking child copying homework would try to change it up a little
Then again we know these people cant tell the difference between fiction and reality so one piece might seem like a historical event to them, about as real as Yasuke the heroic samurai anyway

 

[Incecticyder]

I cant believe they actually even put in the same sword stand with the same kanji, even a fucking child copying homework would try to change it up a little
Then again we know these people cant tell the difference between fiction and reality so one piece might seem like a historical event to them, about as real as Yasuke the heroic samurai anyway

That will never not be funny to me. One Piece is one of the biggest IP right now (between the live action and Gear 5 being animated). There is no way this would not catch fire should it be found out. And it was. They took a massive risk with AC:S and it has backfired every way possible.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

"I'll just take that sword from this really obscure Japanimation stuff, no one will know, bet no one's ever even heard of this 'Single Piece' cartoon"
-A very in touch studio

 

[Judge Dredd]

You joke, but these losers are to normies what normies are to nerds. They're some kind of super normie. These people don't seem to realise they're pushing 40 and no longer have their finger on the pulse of pop culture.

I can imagine they'd unironically see One Piece as some obscure bit of "Japanimation". That skim the manga (or more likely, the anime) after hearing of the Netflix show and assume they've uncovered some rare, obscure artifact.

 

[Incecticyder]

"I'll just take that sword from this really obscure Japanimation stuff, no one will know, bet no one's ever even heard of this 'Single Piece' cartoon"
-A very in touch studio

You joke, but these losers are to normies what normies are to nerds. They're some kind of super normie. These people don't seem to realise they're pushing 40 and no longer have their finger on the pulse of pop culture.

I can imagine they'd unironically see One Piece as some obscure bit of "Japanimation". That skim the manga (or more likely, the anime) after hearing of the Netflix show and assume they've uncovered some rare, obscure artifact.

It was extremely fixable too. Just change the color of the sword and the writing in the inscription and there would be no problem. They could have gotten away with it but did not because they are stupid. Now they are caught trying to pass Toei IP merch as their own. They could not have woken up a crueler dragon.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Finally, GOda getting the representation he deserves.

Now if he can only sue Ubisoft through Toei & get his reperations too. It would be so fucking funny.

 

[RX-78]

Of course he is, what other race would be so despicable to create a whole powerful BBC samurai warrior myth taking place in the Sengoku Jidai based on 3 off-hand remarks by some Moortuguese Jesuit saying "Nobunaga is fascinated by that gorilla nigger we purchased on our way here" and then try to present it as actual true history that totes happened.

What the actual fuck is it with the jews being obsessed with nigger dick? They bring it up constantly in the autistic thunderdome threads.

 

[Lone Star]

I can imagine they'd unironically see One Piece as some obscure bit of "Japanimation". That skim the manga (or more likely, the anime) after hearing of the Netflix show and assume they've uncovered some rare, obscure artifact.

In the west at least, One Piece really has been relatively obscure until recently. The Netflix adaption really brought it up to normie levels.

 

[Sniperwoof]

In the west at least, One Piece really has been relatively obscure until recently. The Netflix adaption really brought it up to normie levels.

Nah fam apart from Naruto One Piece is probably the most recognizable Shounen franchise in the Western world. Every bookstore chain stocks the manga and I've even seen normies post One Piece memes on normie social media like Instagram and Facebook.

Hell I've seen the manga in the recommended reading section at Barnes & Noble.

I can buy that the 68 year olds who comprise Ubisofts upper management don't know what it is but there's no way in hell out of a team comprised of hundreds of nerds no one recognized a One Piece prop.