US President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19 - RIP Joe Biden thread.

By Donald Judd and Sam Fossum, CNN
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Updated 6:13 PM EDT, Wed July 17, 2024
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US President Joe Biden speaks on economics during the Vote To Live Properity Summit at the College of Southern Nevada in Las Vegas, Nevada, on July 16.
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CNN —
President Joe Biden has tested positive for Covid-19, according to the president and CEO of UnidosUS Janet Murguía.

Biden was expected to speak at the group’s conference in Las Vegas Wednesday night.

“I was just on the phone with President Biden. And he shared his deep disappointment at not being able to join us this afternoon. The president has been at many events as we all know and he just tested positive for Covid,” Murguía told attendees.

Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.

CNN has reached out to the Biden campaign and the White House for comment.


This is a developing story and will be updated.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

If Kamala is unpopular enough I can see them cloistering Joe in the Presidential Bedroom never to be seen again. They’ve basically already been doing that.

Kamala is only where she is because she sucked lots of dick.
All polls show her losing to King Donald because she's an unlikable cunt who is the only person who is more boring and unappealing than Biden when giving a speech. Have you seen her debate and speak? She's like on a high school level.

 

[Sammich]

In the same way you respect grandpa for refusing to give up his keys and license after he backs into his neighbor's house and run over a small child in the same week, yeah.

I hate biden for many many reasons, but I think it's funny he's basically told most of the DNC that wants him gone to go fuck themselves. He's a scumbag fuck and I hope he survives covid to suffer the disgraceful end he so richly deserves.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

IT'S.
HER.
TURN.

 

[4090 Chad]

So this is gonna be how they justify taking him out of the race?

It could be more sinister than that.

>tinfoil hat on

They’ll just kill Biden and say he died of covid to:

1.Get him out of the race
2. Try to rescare citizens about covid again and make the argument democrats have to be re-elected again because they are the ones that trust vaccines and the soyence!
3. Justify insane number of fake vote mail in ballots.

 

[JosephStalin]

If Kamala is unpopular enough I can see them cloistering Joe in the Presidential Bedroom never to be seen again. They’ve basically already been doing that.

That just completes Jill's Edith Wilson scenario, because that's exactly what Edith Wilson did. Put her husband in the bedroom and jealously guarded who could see him, for over a year. Jill just needs to do it until after the convention renominates Joe.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Kamala is only where she is because she sucked lots of dick.
All polls show her losing to King Donald because she's an unlikable cunt who is the only person who is more boring and unappealing than Biden when giving a speech. Have you seen her debate and speak? She's like on a high school level.

Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

 

[JosephStalin]

Kamala is only where she is because she sucked lots of dick.
All polls show her losing to King Donald because she's an unlikable cunt who is the only person who is more boring and unappealing than Biden when giving a speech. Have you seen her debate and speak? She's like on a high school level.

Vance will Tulsi Gabbard Kamala, no sweat. Tulsi's probably giving advice.

 

[High-Fructose Corn Syrup]

Did you just fall out of a coconut tree?

Too much HFCS in my diet.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

That just completes Jill's Edith Wilson scenario, because that's exactly what Edith Wilson did. Put her husband in the bedroom and jealously guarded who could see him, for over a year. Jill just needs to to it until after the convention renominates Joe.

DNC convention plans for nomination were changed in 2020. I can see them bending those rules to make it easier for die hard bidenists to declare their delegation votes.

 

[Lokenstien]

I'm getting a strong sense that the universe is trying it's damnedest to avoid a 2020 rerun in November.

 

[mlanguishi]

Matt Gaetz just did an epic burn. Saying putting Harris in charge of border is like putting Bernie Madoff in charge of your retirement account.

 

[the_hidden_one]

Schumer and Schiff both called for Biden to step down, then he gets COVID all of a sudden. It's most likely an excuse to keep him off screen since his decay is accelerating. We won't see anything outside of the most tightly scripted scenario's until the election. Definitely nothing live. There's no way that evil bitch he calls a wife will let him step down.

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Matt Gaetz just did an epic burn. Saying putting Harris in charge of border is like putting Bernie Madoff in charge of your retirement account.

I honestly just saw him as a clown. They’re all cracking jokes to appease Trump. Guys like MTG and Gaetz know they’re the court jesters. They just brought up Newt Gingrich and the crowd went silent. That should tell you how politically engaged these RNC attendees really are.

 

[CHARizard]

If he had just worn a mask and took his boosters this would never have happened!

https://x.com/grahamallen_1/status/1813704915275116593?s=46&t=x4ekBd3Y_xI2SV1vyWjyaw

Well for a guy sick with covid, he isn’t masked up properly!

 

[mlanguishi]

I honestly just saw him as a clown. They’re all cracking jokes to appease Trump. Guys like MTG and Gaetz know they’re the court jesters. They just brought up Newt Gingrich and the crowd went silent. That should tell you how politically engaged these RNC attendees really are.

Newt's not a firebrand anymore. He's boring, more than ever. Everyone's going to tune out.

The RNC is far from being above celebrity worship and flash for sure. Trump changed all that forever.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You guys, he's going to be just fine. After all, he's vaccinated.

 

[kobebyarlant]

What a shitshow of a campaign.

 

[The Nothingness]

Being locked the basement won't save him this time.

 

[JosephStalin]

Matt Gaetz just did an epic burn. Saying putting Harris in charge of border is like putting Bernie Madoff in charge of your retirement account.

Ya, Bernie just put more effort into it than Kamala.

Kamala has never wanted to do the job, she just likes sashaying around and letting everyone know she's the Vice-President, which has been disgusting enough.

If this woman had a real work ethic she likely would be President now, or at least getting the nomination next month. But her laziness has proven to be a benefit for the country, because nobody with a functioning brain cell wants her as President.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Poochie I mean Joe Biden has returned to his home planet.