StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

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If Tarl succeeds in keeping his family together, it will ruin his audience's dreams of seeing his daughter 18 years from now on a stripper pole, or I guess the Dutch equivalent is seeing her in the windows in the infamous Red Light District where it is legal.

Don't do it Tarl. You can fuck other bitches outside your marriage free of consequences just like Nick Rieketa and Aaron Imholte. It never goes wrong. Self medicate as you please. Follow your Occultist mantra of "Do what thoust wilt." Live the dream.

I mean, what good is a Satanist's daughter who doesn't have daddy issues. Stay the course! We can send you a Sonichu Medallion if you think it will help.
 
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MunsterCheeseJr said:
If Tarl succeeds in keeping his family together, it will ruin his audience's dreams of seeing his daughter 18 years from now on a stripper pole,
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If Tarl keeps drinking to the slurring stage every day, she'll have daddy issues and still learn how to pick coins off guys' foreheads using her snapper. Tarl is such a weak fucking idiot to drink like a fish. That's child abuse. I'd confine him under the stairs, too, if I were paired with such a self-centered asshole.
 
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What I find funny about all this is he doesn't even hide the fact that he has been cucked by his wife to only streaming in the storage space under the stairs. It takes less then 5 minutes to clean up an area to stream, maybe place a few knickknacks on the table, but its been over a month under the stairs and this dude produces videos and streams next to junk his wife isn't using right now. Maybe in one of his many occult tomes he can grasp the ancient arcane knowledge of how not to look like a slob and grab a broom .
 
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Styx is back in the US after spending a little over a month in the Netherlands. Guess it was a bit :optimistic: to think that he was working something out with Liz.

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Styx is back in the US after spending a little over a month in the Netherlands. Guess it was a bit :optimistic: to think that he was working something out with Liz.

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No, I think the main source of their conflict was Styx not getting to go back and forth like he'd initially wanted because of Covid. If his garden updates are anything to go by, he always intended to be in Vermont long enough to maintain them.
 
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Yeah, early on he would reference splitting time. Someone would ask him "What's it like abandoning America right before the collapse?" and he'd say something like "No my dude, I get to live on two continents." But nothing like that was apparent for a long time.
It's weird that it looked so odd, like they were breaking up. He might just like people not having a clear picture of the situation.
 
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I think there is a cultural point that has made Styx's relationship much more difficult. Remember when Styx called his wife a bitch on stream?

The Dutch are known in Europe for being much more direct and blunt. To many people from other nations that comes across has rude and unfriendly. But in the Netherlands that is just a baseline.


Now you have American Styx in the Netherlands, who already seems to have issues socializing in the US as it is.

You have the whole bang-a-bunch-of-chicks-and-leave-them-in-the-dark drama. You also have his issues with alcoholism. Who knows if he has really stayed on the straight and narrow when it comes to drugs as he states on streams.

In any case, when Styx is fucking up, Elisabeth's family, friends and the people around him are not going to avoid the topic, or sugar coat the issues to spare Styx's feelings or embarrassment.

And when it comes to Elisabeth, you have an already culturally blunt and direct person pissed off with Styx. Who knows if she comes off as more "bitchy" than the average Dutch person. She already has one prior divorce under her belt, just like Styx.

I can understand why Styx would feel even more uncomfortable in that community. No one is going to give him a break or ease up on the gas.

It seems as if Styx wants to stay in the US. Elisabeth wants to stay in the Netherlands. And with their relationships on the rocks and Styx fucking other women, there is zero chance that Elisabeth will feel secure enough in their relationship to move to the US and lose her support network (that would be there for her when Styx goes on an alcoholic bender).

I don't know if there are other issues plaguing Elisabeth, but so long as Styx is personally incapable and unwilling to get a grip on his alcoholism and womanizing, there is absolutely no way that they can sustain a healthy relationship.

The only thing keeping what passes for a relationship going right now, is the fact that Styx has the financial means to support a wife and child that he doesn't live with on the side. Also Elisabeth probably knows that her daughter will do better with a father in the picture. But if it wasn't for Elisbeth's need for resources, Styx would be almost completely out of the picture outside of a visit a week or two a year.

He is Nick Reiketa light, with alcohol instead of cocaine being the substance of abuse.

Smart people have been observing that dating/marrying a female streamer is a bad bet. With all of these men fucking up, I am wondering if there are any positive examples of streaming men who can successfully manage a marriage. Pew Die Pie seems to be the only one that comes to mind. Or course he was also smart enough to walk away from streaming.

There are also many other streamers that focus on professional subjects, such as colonial cooking, science as part of their job, that stay focused on those subjects, don't allow drama to be part of their show, and tend to keep their personal lives out of their shows. Their shows are also not cult-of-personalities, and are not gimmicky. I guess they don't stand out as much because we don't see them constantly fucking up.
 
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DEBIRU MAN said:
Styx is back in the US after spending a little over a month in the Netherlands. Guess it was a bit :optimistic: to think that he was working something out with Liz.

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"Apparently he's got somebody watching over him. I wonder who that could possibly be?"

Is Trump a secret Stolas worshipper and will he give thanks to the Owl Demon at his convention speech today?
As always, Styx raises the important questions no one else dares ask!
 
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Balaam's Ass said:
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"Apparently he's got somebody watching over him. I wonder who that could possibly be?"

Is Trump a secret Stolas worshipper and will he give thanks to the Owl Demon at his convention speech today?
As always, Styx raises the important questions no one else dares ask!
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No, because Stolas is probably taking it in the ass by his secret lover Blitzø and wouldn't have time to save him. That and Stolas doesn't exist.

But speaking seriously, I feel like Tard is afraid of mentioning Jesus Christ or even God. Maybe because after all the retarded rituals or something, he is afraid he would be judged for that. Or I don't know.
 
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Balaam's Ass said:
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"Apparently he's got somebody watching over him. I wonder who that could possibly be?"

Is Trump a secret Stolas worshipper and will he give thanks to the Owl Demon at his convention speech today?
As always, Styx raises the important questions no one else dares ask!
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Styx has before professed to be a believer in the sort of magic that can be accomplished by many people coming together to ritualistically obtain an outcome. Meme magic would fall under this header, but also bog standard prayer. There's enough Christians in the United States actively praying for the protection of Donald Trump right now that it couldn't not have an effect under the system of magic Styx believes in.

So either Styx thinks he's personally magicked a faggot owl demon into protecting Trump or he just admitted to praying.

(He's thinks it was the faggot owl demon. If he came out with a response to say it was both, I'd still call Styx a hellspawn worshipping faggot, but at least it wouldn't be as prideful.)
 
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...he's married (presumably) and his kid is there. The real question is whether or not his wife and kid will return with him to Vermont when he comes back to the states next.
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He said in his last video before going to the Netherlands that he would have his daughter with him when he returned, not sure if it happened or not but that's what he said.
 
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New video from Elisabeth uploaded yesterday. Not super interesting. All other videos up until 3 years were deleted a long while back.


Edit: I guess the single take away from this video is that she did not travel back to the US with her child and Tarl. Nothing definitive as to where the child is. But at one time Tarl did talk about filming videos of his child in the garden (so at one point showing his child on stream wasn't a concern). That isn't happening so far. So maybe Tarl isn't going to be able to take his daughter back without the mother.
 
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