Peppermint Swirl / William T. Cannon / Anew20034 / PeppermintSw - Pedophile, Zoophile, Brony, TCR Sperg, Drug addict, Unqualified to work at Walmart, Self proclaimed "John Brown" of furries, Blessed by Celestia / Luna, Wants to kill himself to reach Equestria, Suffers from Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome

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I say ole Billy here should fight @TrollCat's Owner irl, the winner gets control of the astral plane. I'm pretty sure he's still waiting in that park for someone to fight. Just watch out for his machine elves, that could be the reason you wake up asshurt all the time.
 
Do that and I leave here forever and never come back, you won't have any """lols""" (you retards coping) to """farm"""
Does he know?
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real talk can you stop fucking spamming the telegram server, its getting annoying seeing your spastic ass in there with 50+ messages
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
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I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
 
Told you, they all think the object of their obsession love them back.
I would have laughed if it wasn't so sad.
If Randy Stair became Danny Phantom by becoming an hero, Peppermint Swirl should take that advice.

Do that and I leave here forever and never come back, you won't have any """lols""" (you retards coping) to """farm"""
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@Enig Well, uh, don't take the Possible Girls paper too seriously, the procedure the author outlines won't work (duh) and even in the crazy David Lewis logic it's broken. David Lewis is a bad logician, but that does not matter here. Not exactly related, but Subjunctive Reciprocity, look it up. This is related to the choice theory of the "girl" (paper term) in question in the face of optimality, see my previous posts in this thread.

To solve this problem there would be required the development of the field of "counterlogical love", and a much more complex procedure would be needed than used in the paper. I reject the idea of multiple instances of the same "possible world" (Lewis term) for mathematical reasons, but this is good because it restores near-guaranteed mutual monogamy with your imaginary possible girlfriend. I also reject Impossible Girls, because they are not possible.

To be clear, they have to be called girls because the original David Lewis paper is called Possible Worlds, they are not literally girls. On the subject of Impossible Girls, on my understanding of Max Tegmark's multiverse theory, they are ruled out by the internal consistency requirements of mathematics. Max Tegmark's theory probably does not rule out non-computable or uncomputable girls, but I don't know how desirable they would be anyway so I'm leaving them out here. Maybe ask Penrose about them. Not to be confused with un-computing your girlfriend, something can can only be done on certain types of quantum girls. So, to summarize, I'm talking about computable, 100% Dost compliant, logically possible (but not existing in actuality) "Girls".

I have not read Unsong (Scott Alexander (alias), paperback, 2024), but I have been advised that Neil Armstrong (astronaut) lands on the celestial sphere and sings the praises of God forever (or maybe not, as I said I have not read the book). This reminds me, for no particular reason, of the character Luna from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (MLP:FIM). Maybe this character can go back to the moon and sing your praises forever, along with the delta encoding (delta3 encoding? Again for no reason.) between your universe and hers, ordered by stable Z-order space filling curves, encoded into base16 and performed spoken word using the NATO phonetic alphabet. This is good to an extent because Luna is portrayed as an adult, but see the "talking donkey" section of the Possible Girls paper.

Rainbow Dash is not a viable candidate, due to the limited lifespan of such possible creatures. Depending on how the mathematical multiverse works, Luna would have to spend at least hundreds of trillions of years continuously performing, if not much longer or forever.

@Peppermint Swirl would this be a viable replacement for Rainbow Dash? I don't see how your choice could possibly work out, even in the theories of Tegmark and Lewis. @Lunarfag do you have a preexisting claim?

PS don't talk about "jelqing", I don't know what it is but I know I don't want to hear about it.
 
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
I'm gonna pig raep you, fucking bitch!
Of course you have to rape, nobody smart will willingly get near this 1721350213384.png
 
Do that and I leave here forever and never come back, you won't have any """lols""" (you retards coping) to """farm"""
Don't kid yourself. If you had actually thought to take this course of action when people were digging up dirt on your behavior, you wouldn't be at this point. You were back here in 19 minutes when Null unbanned you.

Even if you did actually ragequit the Farms, you'd be posting on Twitter.
 
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