Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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  • < 3 WK

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  • < 6WK

    Votes: 219 14.5%
  • Completed Successfully

    Votes: 534 35.4%

  • Total voters
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we did it guys. We potentially memed it into reality

GODS PLAN
 
He loses a total of 25 thousand dollars in this stream. It's 20 minutes long, but it's a must watch, and a great way to introduce people to the ways of the Bossman. And of course there's a Crack-o-Vision version for the people who enjoy that kind of autistic shit. Enjoy!

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Seeing him do a 21k hand is insane. I do believe it's his personal record for highest bet amount at once, isn't it?
 
Bean being a fuckin rat came as no surprise to me. You have to imagine the online casino business is similar to the regular casino business, in that its a small world and everyone talks to one another, so Bean not knowing about how much of a fuckin sperg bossmanjack is was pretty much an impossibility at this point. Im convinced that Bean gave BMJ that deal so he could buy his own pet lolcow that also serves as an advertisement for his platform. This is really gonna be an interesting arc if bossman can just stay out of jail.
 
I'm on team "Bean the Rat gets fucked by underestimating how difficult wrangling a tard of Austin's power level would be like". Having said that I'm a little concerned about the video of bmj telling ratdad to shut up and calling him a bitch (alongside the document showing a restraining order against violent or "abusive" behavior). I'm pretty sure that if the PO is a rat he could easily and successfully argue that this constitutes abusive behavior.
 
TLDR: Bastardly Bean is a fucking RAT
Based Bean, setting Bossman up with infinite gamba money for everyone's entertainment, getting the rats into the casino by putting his face on coinflip, rage comps officially posted. As far as we've seen he's still yelling about it being rigged, how he's going to quit, raging against dealers in chat, smashing his peripherals when he can barely afford new ones, and raging out at rats. So long as he can pass the piss test, the future of Bosstent is looking bright right now.
 
Not a big fan of the Howl arc. The constant juices from Bean Boy is pre-empting the moments of rage and depression that we have come to love Austin for.

This Rat is going to keep Bossman from achieving his rightful place as Lolcow of the year just to make a profit. Is he trying to make us all feel some sort of way?
 
It looks like the howl owner (Bean) Is a rat, About a day ago i saw these screenshots in one of the rat discords and assumed it was fake and gay and just the strawhatluffy retard inserting himself into anything bossman related like usual.

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But upon further inspect it's looking like they are real, He has been actively talking in a rat discord and it is the same discord user that turned bossmans discord into some gay shit.
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It also looks like EVIL EDDIE always wins

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Here are just a couple messages he's posted that i thought were relevant or funny
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TLDR: Bastardly Bean is a fucking RAT
When Austin realises he just signed a contract with Rats :lossmanjack:

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at times i wonder how deep it goes
is Bean the same person as any of the former scammy casinos?
ever since his messages were revealed it just makes me feel some type of way, getting all Alex Jones over here
was Rainbet Jacky even real :O?
According to Austin, all of them are rats, no matter how different they are. Bean fucks him in the ass as bad as rat Eddie does to him before his short-lived jail saga. Austin would do absolutely anything for gamba seshes, even the shit he hates like rats fueling his addiction. At least he can distinguish from Evil Eddie and Bean Boy, but he does or does not care, as long he gets infinite supply of gamba money for his gamba seshes until he loses it all and ragequits again and again :lossmanjack:
As long as Austin's upcoming urinalysis test is a pass and not test positive, not hot piss and detected to have THC in his piss, he is all fine.
Bossman getting a tard wrangler wasn't on my bingo card. Not very bosslike to be made a bitch like that
RATS! Bossman does not need any tard wranglers to handle his violent behavior, he got his rat parents to do the job for him; but the fact he got tard wrangled was the funniest shit out there that breaks the Bossman's superiority amongst all rats. As long he gets the gamba dollarooski, he does not mind some juicers at all and minding his gamba seshes and yelling on top of his lungs for every loses it all or jackpots.
 
Apologies for all the long clips today, but Austin completely lost his shit on Dolphin who is making him feel some type of way in the CS2 chat, talking about "Trust factors" because Austin complained someone on the enemy team might be hacking, and ILYBMJ who is making him feel some type of way as well. He turns on the voice chat and he goes completely off the handle for 12 minutes straight. Austin's 100% on something in these clips.

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Bossmom casually doing laundry in the background while her tard son is screaming about rat mom titties and hairy balls is kino.

At around the 6:06 mark, is that Ratdad telling Austin to stop talking?
 
Seeing him do a 21k hand is insane. I do believe it's his personal record for highest bet amount at once, isn't it?

Watching a guy throw $21,000 on a single BJ play with 2 boxes made me feel ill for a second. I've watched almost every BMJ highlight reel and I can not recall a wager this large in a single bet.

A player with a dealer one-on-one can go through 5 hands a minute if its fast and loose and in a hour session your turnover can be up to 300 times your average bet. That's between 3,000,000 - 6,000,000 per hour.

Even the top 1% of the 1% seldom bet like this. You can turnover 20 million in a single evening like this.

To even a degenerate gambler, BMJ is considered degenerate and utterly insane. This is why BMJ has a very real chance of hitting a win of half a million to a million. One time he will get to 100K and the stars will align and he will 5-10X it.
 
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