Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Or what, Pat? You’re as impotent as you are corpulent.

As if anyone is clamoring to spend an extra nanosecond in fucking Milwaukee.

 
I'm convinced half the reason he spams like this all day is to drown out the actual "substance" of the schizo shit he posts so he can memoryhole it later, but I agree the spam is pointless.

Pat has no deep reason behind all his posts. He's incapable of letting anyone have the last word and he'll always respond to anyone, no matter how obvious it is that it's someone just trying to bait him.

Wondering how Patrick's wittle cholesterol-clogged heart is holding up after tonight's RNC event.

Have you ever seen a heart seethe blood before?
 
Patrick is still in the cope phase of grief at the moment. No doubt he will drink his local bars dry once he moves on to the sneed phase. Drunk tweeting the whole time, if we are lucky.
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I agree with Rick, Putin rigged all of Trump's primary victories too. And every single state Trump won in the prior two elections. Which is why we can be sure Trump won't win in November because those elections are totally safe and can't be stolen by Putin.
 
Ever seen a scripted NPC in a game where they changed the game in an update but forgot the NPC's script?

That's Fatrick right now, and it's just going to get worse. He's the random villager bumping into a wall repeatedly because the wall used to not be there.

I'm torn on what is more hilarious - Biden dropping out or riding until the end - because I don't know which will drive FFWBT more insane.
 
Ever seen a scripted NPC in a game where they changed the game in an update but forgot the NPC's script?

That's Fatrick right now, and it's just going to get worse. He's the random villager bumping into a wall repeatedly because the wall used to not be there.

I'm torn on what is more hilarious - Biden dropping out or riding until the end - because I don't know which will drive FFWBT more insane.
If/when Biden drops out, Piggy will do an instant 180 and tow the party line, regurgitating whatever he thinks the paid shills are being told to say about how it's AKSHUALLY a good thing and how AKSHUALLY this has guaranteed Trump's defeat, hoping he too can become a paid shill if only he gargles enough DNC semen.
 
If/when Biden drops out, Piggy will do an instant 180 and tow the party line
I don't think so. Pat's gone all in on old Joe so he'll percieve him dropping out as a personal slight by the DNC elites and Russia. He'll still shill for whoever the dems chose, and his attacks on Republicans will get even more deranged, but he'll be sure to point out that
>[X thing] wouldn't have happened if we stuck with Joe, child
every time Kamala or whoever fucks up.
He can't receive the NPC updates other Dem shills get because his USB ports are clogged with fat plaques.
 
I think he’d have updated fine a year ago, but he’s publicly xeeted too many times that ONLY old braindead Joe can win. So any other option is unacceptable because he’d just have his xeets thrown at him perpetually- and he can’t admit he was wrong because it would destroy his “political pundit pat” persona that he loves so much.

Fun times!
 
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Or what, Pat? You’re as impotent as you are corpulent.

As if anyone is clamoring to spend an extra nanosecond in fucking Milwaukee.

Oh wow, a Nazi rally took place in his city and your telling me real-life tough guy Patrick Tomlinson did nothing about it? Fatly sitting on his fart couch and xeeting doesn’t count.

Makes you think. Doesn’t this make Patrick complicit in Nazi activity?
 
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