Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Long-time Lurker]

Well so much for my moment of optimism that at least one parent wanted their kids back

It is nice to hope sometimes. However, I think taking his wife out along with his mistress is actually a better look than just the mistress. He hasn't (yet) thrown Kayla under the bus. Also, we now have proof of life for Kayla without the pug grip.

All in all this is a positive update. There's milk scum at the bottom of the glass instead of it being completely empty.

 

[AnOminous]

Spoiler: higher res

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Still wearing the belt.

Isn't that the picture from when he originally got the phallic symbol tattoo to advertise his lust for enormous cocks?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Isn't that the picture from when he originally got the phallic symbol tattoo to advertise his lust for enormous cocks?

Yes, you can tell because in this pic he is deathfat obese, whereas now, he is just morbidly obese. He needs his rations cut in half.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick is wearing the same short sleeve blue shirt in both photos, so either they all really hate doing laundry or the two hoes did swap shirts at some point in the same day. Pretty disgusting either way.

The tell is the tattoo artist. He's the most hygienic person there. How many shirts did he wear across the photos? That's the number of days they were there.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The tell is the tattoo artist. He's the most hygienic person there. How many shirts did he wear across the photos? That's the number of days they were there.

Poor guy.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The tell is the tattoo artist. He's the most hygienic person there. How many shirts did he wear across the photos? That's the number of days they were there.

Nice pickup. Completely disgusting. These three should never be seen in civilized society again.

 

[Lemondale]

What will Nick's tatoo bee inside prison?

 

[TexOffender]

What will Nick's tatoo bee inside prison?

1488 iron cross tattoo on his back.

 

[Soew]

There is a recent joke video on YouTube claiming to be a sneak peek of the rekieta body cam. It's fake, nothing matches the inside of rekietas house, incase anyone stumbles across it and mistakes it for something real

A lot of old Weebwarriors like to blame Chupp for what happened, but I really think even if Vic drew the best Judge in Texas, Ty's fuckup would have hosed Vic

100%, Ty's entire strategy with Ron (the person Vic had the best case against) was also painfully retarded:
-fill the complaint with 1A protected tweets
-brow beat him over said tweets
-???
-Ron confesses to everything then Ty magically grows 6 inches and is finally able to drive without a booster seat

He then proceeded to advertise his retarded strategy to the entire internet so Ron was able to cook up an easy answer, "lol, don't remember, can't authenticate that". This guts Ty's halfwit strategy and Ty gets nothing out of the deposition.

The guy is a useless walking Napoleon complex, biggest bullet I've dodged is not using his firm for an investment visa.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Just heading out to the tattoo festival, not a care in the world. More and more I'm starting to believe they really don't want the kids back. It's a hard thing to reconcile. Usually only believe that kind of behavior can come from low life drug addicts..... oh shit.

If I were a kid and removed from my parents' care, and my parents, who claimed they just wanted me back, were at some dumbfuck tattoo expo with some "third," I would hate them forever.

Nick was absent the day they went over the philosophical difference between "Not guilty" and "innocent" in law school. There's a reason juries never pronounce innocence. Nick could be found Not Guilty on every charge and he's still a coke using neglectful parent. Nothing changes that reality.

i sure as fuck hope no law school has to spend an hour going over the concept.

 

[AnOminous]

What will Nick's tatoo bee inside prison?

That snake he's already getting tattooed on him.

It strongly advertises his homosexual lust for enormous phallic objects.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

What will Nick's tatoo bee inside prison?

Only a small addition

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Only a small addition

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Well you have now put this "snake clowns" image in my head.

I guess we'll have to wait and see if Nick took Aarons cock bareback or if he had him slap it on has back and use the Balldo. Also, to make it seem less gay to him, did he use Kayla or April as the mattress during his sex with Aaron?

 

[3MMA]

Isn't that the picture from when he originally got the phallic symbol tattoo to advertise his lust for enormous cocks?

Since it’s a slow day, I jazzed that original tattoo pic up a little. Click to enlarge for full sized image:

I apologize to Salgado for blaspheming his art photography with this smug fuck of a whitebread ass niggah.

Spoiler: Add Smug Snaked Nick to anything

 

[Morch Ponkey]

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"Nigga, is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy on yo body?"
"Uhhh...."

Its like watching the factory assemble a new Hot Topic manager

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Rekieta looking like late stage freddie mercury without the integrity or Fandom.

 

[Klaptrap]

You just know everyone who walked past was laughing at his gay chinese character tattoos. Literally the most cliche uncool tattoo for retards in existence. At least a heart with "mom" could be played off as ironic or traditional.

 

[Annealing Crater]

This chick in white is neither Kayla nor April. My bet is the chicks working the booth/event were wearing these shirts and you can see in pic #3 the darker haired one is assisting April with something. They are 2 different women, unless you think the lighting made THAT much of a difference but pic 2 sure isn't Kayla.

Face-blind autists need to prove they are able to create a 3d model of a person in their mind and rotate it before being allowed to comment on who people in photos are. Complete and total shutdown until we can tell what the hell is going on.

To be fair, Ty claimed he won a case against a contractor by dumping a huge document onto the court stuffed with hundreds of pictures proving his case. I'm sure the real story was different, just like we learned about Nick's own legal career or lack thereof, but it partially explains Ty's behavior.

Not sure if it was ever clipped, but I could swear I remember a moment during one of the livestreamed hearings where in response to the massive document the judge directly asked Ty to just tell him what the evidence for torturous interference was. Ty was thunderstruck, couldn't answer, and spent the next few minutes nervously flipping through his big binder looking for the evidence before giving up or the judge getting impatient and telling him to stop. A vital part of this winning strategy, I'm sure

 

[AnOminous]

I apologize to Salgado for blaspheming his art photography with this smug fuck of a whitebread ass niggah.

Imagine looking like this much of an absolute faggot and still looking that smug. Perfection of Cuckieta.

 

[AltisticRight]

Some older photos.