Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I just read the news and came RUNNING to this thread.

Get ready guys, the next days are gonna be glorious!
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Listen, Mr. Tomlinson. Pat. Can I call you Pat? Fantastic, buddy.

Listen Pat, I know right now you feel kinda down, but whatever you feel, do NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT allow yourself to lose your cool and go through the Four Steps of the Tomlinson Anger Management Meltown System, ok? To recap, they are:


1 - Realizing everyone is laughing at you for losing yet again.
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2 - Deciding that despite reality, you are the good guy, and you will make EVERYONE PAY!
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3 - RAGE!!! Destroy every social bridge and human emotional connection possible
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4 - Lie to all and -especially- yourself and act as if you will win at the end and everyone will Enjoy Prison.
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I'm just so excited for the future!
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I swear to god, going through this ongoin freakout while listening to that REM end of the world song I failed to link to my prior post is fuckin glorious
He will hide every last one in his basement where they will never be found as there will be convenient grinding noises to cover up any other sounds.
 
It's fucking over.

There was a distant possibility that, after Biden dropped out, Rick would pretend that he never said Biden should've stayed, that's just your delusions, child. Now that's completely out the window, and if the posts are anything to go by he's suffering from the mother of all narcissistic injuries right now.

Acting out is almost a certainty now, and a full 4 years of hardcore seething is all but assured.
 
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