Democratic National Convention 2024

[SaidNoOneEver]

That shooter missed Trump and assassinated the entire Democrat Party instead.

 

[sneed weed 69]

JEB! 2024!

All according to plan

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

My prediction for the next bit of funny shit from this is that some large donors are going to demand their money back. And since the Democrats bow down before their corporate overlords some of them will get it but everyone below a certain level of importance will be told to fuck off. Which will eventually be found out and lead to a whole new amount of screaming and demands that if anyone can get refunded everyone who wants to should be.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

It's pretty funny they tried to nail Trump to remove him after it was too late to vote only to have it happen to them.

 

[Professor Donger]

I have democrats in a discord I'm in clamoring saying that Kamala is such a great speaker and that she's going to dominate Trump and it's so delusional that it's funny.

 

[Pissmaster]

What qualifications does Kamala have besides being black?

• Locked up tons of black dudes
• Married to a white dude Jew
• Indian, a race that is known for wishing nothing more than to be white
• Name even slips well into KKK jokes, like you can just post "KKKamala" and everyone chuckles

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

If anyone has a shot at beating trump, it’s harris. Not saying it’s a good chance in the slightest, but definitely the best the dems got

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

While it would be very kino if this upcoming DNC becomes a repeat of the one of 1968. I doubt that would be the case, instead I think it's going to be extremely gay and retarded. Most or even all of the delegates are going rally behind Kamala and try to shore up as much support as they can for her but she is simply way too uncharismatic, unlikeable and retarded to be a successful candidate.

But just in case it becomes an absolute shitshow, possible thread theme?

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

What qualifications does Kamala have besides being black?

Having a pussy

 

[LongDayAgain]

“I’m not capable of fulfilling the role as President any longer, so I will therefore remain President for another 6 months.”

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Taylor Swift isn't old enough, you spastic faggot.

She used niggers for prison slave labor. She doesn't have dementia. That's about it.

Wow when you put it like that…

KAMALA 2024

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It is truly and finally joever. Be hilarious if it's Hillary/Kamala.

“I’m not capable of fulfilling the role as President any longer, so I will therefore remain President for another 6 months.”

I'd be riding that frigging gravy train like there's no tomorrow. In Biden's case that's more literal.

I wouldn't even bother showing up to anything, slap the Emperor of Japan on the ass, you name it. WTF are they going to do?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

My bet for VP is Gov. Cooper of NC. He’s a relatively popular Democrat governor of a southern state, and one that the Dems think they can flip (they can’t, but they don’t know that). He’s 67 and is termed out, so attaching himself to an almost-certain loser isn’t as unattractive an idea as it would be to someone younger with more immediate prospects.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

I am really hoping for a 68 Chicago remake, complete with trannies and palestinian sperging.

 

[curbside2]

 

[Rimanah]

Hoping for Whitmer so we can get that dumb ass FBI plot back in the news

Given the events of the last few weeks, I can see the glowies pulling every card they have to prevent that. I’m not even that fond of the idea the alphabet soups had any involvement with the assassination attempt, but I know plenty of people are. And combine that with the Whitmer OP, and the FBI and co. would be a cooked goose.
Which as much as I want to see, I don’t think they’ll allow that to happen

 

[emergenigger]

You can't do that. Obama won in a landslide twice.

Logic has never mattered to these people.

The REAL question is whether she will get the black vote. Even if the most of whites voted Republican AND she (is)was unpopular, she might still get a shot at it.

 

[Cynical-Carnivore-88]

There’s only one option now, search your souls, you know it to be true!

 

[pururun]

I'm going to lose it if all of this causes Illinois to turn red. This has gone from one of the most uneventful to one of the most insane elections in American history.

 

[Slimy Time]

I've seen some retards just automatically start sucking Harris's clit.

https://twitter.com/MrJonCryer/status/1815087410222621093

https://archive.ph/iRvTu

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I have no idea how the democrats at large are going to end up reacting. How many of them are gonna be screaming for the candidate that they voted for in the primaries? Can Kamala even just take the reigns? Stay tuned to this week's exciting episode of Clownworld Z!

Seen a bunch as well. Pure projection of whatever flavour of shit they care about onto her. Oh I hope she cares about trans rights. I hope she thinks about Palestine. They don't even have an idea what this woman stands for, and tbh neither do most people. Shoved into a VP position in the hope that she would never be pushed into a position of running as president and keeping her away. No guarantee its her either unless the Dems decide they are fucked and want her to run and be the no hoper.