Lesson for any young folk following this mess - If you are living with someone who threatens to leave you? LET THEM.
I am so serious right now.
At best they are miserable with you and if you love them, set them free.
At worst they are manipulating you and will do it constantly in the future, making your life a living hell.
Sometimes alone is better, is all I'm saying.
Look at Chantal. (maybe not if you're eating)
She has nothing going for her. Health failing. If she leaves Salad she has no home, no car, not much income and that depends on her content and how generous strangers on the internet are feeling.
She would be in a terrible position if they break up, YET that's what she uses to make him fall in line.
And it worked. He fell for it.
Dance, puppet. Dance.
We'll be here laughing.