Off-Topic Deathfat Encounters IRL - This thread is not your personal army.

[Clostridium Botulinum]

I used to play table top games like D&D and once played with this fat obese neckbeard and his even fatter girlfriend.


There was one particular moment that horrified me and everyone else at the game. These two whales got hungry so they ordered chinese food for just the two of them. They had ordered a family meal, something that could have easily fed everyone at the table. It was a bucket of honey chicken, a bucket of fried rice, an order of noodles, an order of egg rolls, and order of beef and broccoli and an order of shrimp.

These two lard asses consumed everything, there was a moment where everyone at the table was just staring at these two eat. Someone had said they looked like the Pig Parents from Spirited Away, it was truly a disgusting thing to witness in person and before that I never knew that watching people consume so much food was something that was going to actually disgust me and make me feel nauseous.

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I could say alot about those two land whales, they were generally awful people too like any deathfat.

I decided to read earlier parts of this thread and holy shit does this not describe two neckbeards I know. One time I requested diet Pepsi for a party we're having IRL and the guy pulls me aside and attempts to scold me for requesting it because "diet anything causes eating disorders." Or some shit like that.

Idk what it is about deathfat mating pairs but why is it overwhelmingly the female that is the feedee? She had to start giving away Tupperware bins of clothes that no longer fit her because she gained so much weight over the course of my wife and I knowing her. Keep in mind that this was when my wife was at a 2X, so not thin, but definitely not deathfat either. While my wife is luckily at an L/XL now, I feel bad for the kids sweatshop making 5X dresses for that hambeast while they can only dream of consuming her daily calorie quota within an entire season.

 

[Dr. Butt]

2X, so not thin, but definitely not deathfat either

You're part of the problem.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The other day, I was at the gas station to get some snacks for work. There was an enormously fat guy in line to checkout ahead of me. He was very tall, but his panniculus hung almost to his knees. Homeboy was easily pushing five bills. I was shocked at how mobile he was, considering. He purchased two breakfast sandwiches, a breakfast burrito, a slice of breakfast pizza, hash browns, and a regular Mountain Dew. I have zero doubt that he ate all of it himself. Hopefully, I run into him again so that I can record further observations.

Idk what it is about deathfat mating pairs but why is it overwhelmingly the female that is the feedee?

I'm pretty sure it's because

Spoiler

men are pigs.

Hope that helps!

 

[Breadbear]

The other day, I was at the gas station to get some snacks for work. There was an enormously fat guy in line to checkout ahead of me. He was very tall, but his panniculus hung almost to his knees. Homeboy was easily pushing five bills. I was shocked at how mobile he was, considering. He purchased two breakfast sandwiches, a breakfast burrito, a slice of breakfast pizza, hash browns, and a regular Mountain Dew. I have zero doubt that he ate all of it himself. Hopefully, I run into him again so that I can record further observations.


I'm pretty sure it's because

Spoiler

men are pigs.

Hope that helps!

What the hell is a breakfast pizza?

 

[LonesomeDud]

What the hell is a breakfast pizza?

It is either on a pizza or biscuit-like crust with a pizza shape, white breakfast gravy for sauce, cheese, scrambled eggs, and breakfast meats. They're popular some places in America.

 

[Breadbear]

It is either on a pizza or biscuit-like crust with a pizza shape, white breakfast gravy for sauce, cheese, scrambled eggs, and breakfast meats. They're popular some places in America.

So an abomination. Got it.

Wait breakfast gravy? Is that sausage gravy or have Burgerlanders invented a new type of gravy?

 

[LonesomeDud]

So an abomination. Got it.

Wait breakfast gravy? Is that sausage gravy or have Burgerlanders invented a new type of gravy?

Sausage gravy. Like a cream based one. It's just a lot of carbs with very little fiber. It's okay, but very salty and plain. You're not missing out. I'd rather eat cream gravy over potatoes with scrambled eggs every day, but sadly, my cholesterol lovin' days are behind me.

And fried food days. I think deathfats might be healthier than us in some ways. I ate a few things I shouldn't have yesterday, and I have indulged in two Zofrans and a Pepcid just to feel human.

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

white breakfast gravy

I feel like this a euphemism for cum. It's cum, isn't it?

 

[Tiresome]

I feel like this a euphemism for cum. It's cum, isn't it?

If it's made right it'll make you cum

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

They're popular some places in America.

...places which also tend to have a lot of fat people, by complete coincidence

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

...places which also tend to have a lot of fat people, by complete coincidence

Did the guy smell, look sweaty or was breathing heavy?

Ironically, I don’t see many people like that where I live. Obese people, sure. Deathfats are rare, although I saw a super skelly at a grocery store once. It was wild.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Did the guy smell, look sweaty or was breathing heavy?

Ironically, I don’t see many people like that where I live. Obese people, sure. Deathfats are rare, although I saw a super skelly at a grocery store once. It was wild.

I didn't notice a smell, although I was not very close to him. He didn't appear sweaty or breathless and he moved around pretty well. He was very tall, which undoubtedly helped. His panniculus was a thing of wonder, though. I can't remember the last time I saw one so pendulous and majestic. Truly, a thing of wonder.

There are a ton of megafatties in this area, but I admit that I often overlook them because I've spent so much time around here that they barely register as chubby. It's shocking how quickly one becomes desensitized. A few months ago, I travelled out of state to attend a conference for work. As we were walking through the airport upon arrival in the destination city, my coworker exclaimed, "Wow. Have you noticed how skinny everyone is here? I never realized how fat people are back home." He was right, and it was immediately noticeable. On the way home, we knew we were at the correct departing gate because everyone around us suddenly became 75 lb (35 kg) heavier.

Spoiler: Tangential sperging

It's actually really sad. I find it particularly disturbing how many severely obese children and teenagers I see these days. If your BMI is >45 before you even reach puberty, what chance do you really have of becoming a healthy adult? It seems like the existing school- and community-based programs intended to address childhood obesity are not very effective, presumably because kids don't become morbidly obese in a vacuum. At this point, I am sceptical that lack of awareness is the main issue. I don't know what the solution is, but the data are sobering.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

@Thomas Eugene Paris I work in outpatient peds and I’ve seen kids struggle to breath while walking due to obesity. One kid has such bad sleep apnea that he falls asleep in school regularly. I also see kids with lots of cavities even at age 5. They drink coffee, soda, this one girl said she had a shake, fries, soda and nuggets from meds one day and threw it all up. She is very heavy.

One kid is chubby and t1D and has sugars near 500

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

@Thomas Eugene Paris I work in outpatient peds and I’ve seen kids struggle to breath while walking due to obesity. One kid has such bad sleep apnea that he falls asleep in school regularly. I also see kids with lots of cavities even at age 5. They drink coffee, soda, this one girl said she had a shake, fries, soda and nuggets from meds one day and threw it all up. She is very heavy.

One kid is chubby and t1D and has sugars near 500

This breaks my heart to read, what the fuck.

Legal precedent holds that parents may not refuse effective treatment for a minor child if doing so endangers the child's life. Parents have lost custody for refusing to consent to chemotherapy. It's traumatic for everyone, but I think it's necessary sometimes. I don't see how allowing a child to have uncontrolled diabetes is anything but neglect.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Don’t worry. We do report parents. I don’t stand by and let things happen if I know I can do something.

Also…kids will complain of tummy aches. I will ask them what they eat, they say blue Takis. Coffee and Takis for breakfast. Not kidding.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I once went on a business trip to somewhere in the middle of Ohio (can't even remember the name of the city, but it was far from the airport) and there was nary a vegetable to be found. We went to a restaurant for lunch, and the closest they had was a steak salad WITH FRIES ON TOP! I asked the waitress to hold the fries. She looked at me quizzically and said "Hold the fries???"

 

[Sonalee Rashitwar]

This breaks my heart to read, what the fuck.

Legal precedent holds that parents may not refuse effective treatment for a minor child if doing so endangers the child's life. Parents have lost custody for refusing to consent to chemotherapy. It's traumatic for everyone, but I think it's necessary sometimes. I don't see how allowing a child to have uncontrolled diabetes is anything but neglect.

And it’s a good thing. It’s most controversial when applied to a child where parents religious beliefs might conflict with the treatment, but depending on the danger level and the nature of the faith based exceptions to these precedents, usually the kid is properly treated.

It really is medical neglect. I’ve been at the center of such a controversy, once (not for weight, but still), and it was difficult, but my god am I glad things turned out as they did now, as an adult. Why can’t kids with uncontrolled weight related health conditions receive the same lifesaving opportunity? As it is it seems that these precedents are too spineless and without resources to enforce needed changes for kids with these issues, or even allow for an effective threat of “change X or I’m reporting you.”

Even a system like in the movie My Sister’s Keeper or what was eventually settled on for me, where a parent can decide other things for the kid but specifically not medical decisions would be better. Usually an objective outsider is appointed as a guardian ad litem.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

Not sure if this really counts, but I saw an obese woman-thing on a mobility scooter, accompanied by her borderline obese, but could still walk (or be arsed to), husband. This was near a small bit of path near a crossing, so I stepped to one side, and, of course, the fat turds didn't even acknowledge me. I haven't seen that much front-arse zipping around since I went to Disneyworld Florida (the first time).

 

[Squid Bitch]

This was a few years back, but I was at a cafe towards the end of lunch rush when an absolute hamplanet came hurpling in with her walker. Doesn't go up to the counter, just parks herself at the nearest unoccupied table and starts barking her order out across the restaurant to the guy working the register—no "excuse me," no "please," etc., just "I'll take a..." as though she were alone in her car at a drive-thru rather than inside a restaurant surrounded by other people. There was a swift and palpable change in the cafe's vibe as this happened, but the poor employee seemed completely nonplussed, as though this was a regular occurrence.

She ordered an excessive amount of food, of course, but soon after, her slightly-less-rotund husband (though emphasis on "slightly") waddled in and joined her to consume their feast. The air in the place had become so incredibly awkward, with nobody daring to stare directly at them, but you could see everyone glancing over at their table regularly, shocked by the shameless gluttony and poor manners.

One of the weirdest and most uncomfortable things I've encountered in real-life, re: ultra-fats, and did absolutely nothing to dispel the notion that fatties are rude pigs completely lacking in courtesy, respect, and self-awareness.

 

[Clostridium Botulinum]

You're part of the problem

I'd say I helped her immensely. She's lost 40 lbs last year and never gained any of it back. I taught her how to eat healthy and enjoy exercise. She grew up in the south so every meal was chicken and dealers choice of starch. Meanwhile I met her when I was starting military training and beginning to take my health very seriously.