Like everything else you said is interesting. But this. Moldy Plates. This story is pretty well lost to time since 1D4chan got nuked (i think a splinter site might exist, idk), but it reminds me of this guy called Luke that was a horrible roommate, had cum stains on his gaming chair, a cup that could only fill half way because all the grime and gunk that built up because he never washed it, and in the end when he finally left, the remaining roommates literally had to burn his shit because it was a fungus infested biohazard.