Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stupor Mario]

Nick is possessed by demons.

Lol. I agree.

I think Nick's next bible study should be from the Book of Revelation. Let's talk about the Great Beast and Whore(s) of Babylon and Satan, their fornication and blasphemies, they who decieveth the whole world with their lies. They who are eventually cast into the lake of fire for their crimes.

He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son. But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, [and the child neglectors] shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

 

[Law]

I don't care what crimes some poor dude committed, it's a violation of the right to counsel to have an incompetent lunatic like Nick as a lawyer. You should only be given a lawyer like Nick AFTER getting convicted while represented by COMPETENT counsel. As the sentence.

Alright, you've got a point there. He should sell his ostentatious cars and get a job stocking shelves at CostCo to buy groceries for his kids, while completely renouncing e-fame and not drinking or using social media, as clearly he can't handle them.

Nick is possessed by demons.

Nick wishes that demons were real, and not just a metaphor. Think of the accountability he could dodge by blaming it all on Beelzebub instead of his own choices and actions. I'm actually kind of surprised we didn't get a full-on "devil made me do it" arc.
It's Nick's fault, all the way down. The only way it gets better is if Nick changes.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

The cocaine addiction is a bigger impediment to reunification for Nick and Kayla in my opinion. I believe they could downgrade their expenses and be able to survive on whatever the trust fund pays, so his employment isn't an issue. However, his unwillingness to cooperate with KCHHS means reunification will not happen. Even if he manages to miraculously get his criminal case tossed, that is a separate issue from reunification as I understand it.

His inability to admit his fault in his criminal charges indicate a serious lack of remorse, so if he can't get his criminal case tossed on a technicality, I think the judge will think long and hard about the terms of the presumptive suspended sentence.

I have a theory about this, Nick has repeatedly said that he isn't doing anything for KCHHS because it would provide evidence to his criminal case. Here is how, in Nick's mind, events will likely unfold.

The first thing that'll happen is that the case will get thrown out because of the bad search warrant, the bad lab tests or the Constitution or whatever other bullshit that Barnes' delusional brain can come up with. After the case is thrown out and Nick takes his victory lap, dunking on the incel prudes at the Karen farms as well as the local Scandinavian community, then he'll start focusing of the KCHHS case and through a series of masterful constitutional arguments that haven't been tried a million times before, by people much dumber than himself, he'll have his children back within mere months.

So what does this mean for Nick right now? it means that it's his last chance to get high and so he's going to continue to be the best Junkie he can be until the last possible moment, after the case gets thrown out. Once the case is thrown out, just like that time Nick lost all that weight by not eating and then started to go to the Gym everyday to bulk up, he'll quit being a junkie cold turkey, because rehab is for weak faggots, and then start going to the Gym everyday to bulk up. Nick really does think that it's going to be that simple.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

Nick "wants" his children back in the same way that Ethan Ralph wants his back (or just Xander since girls bad). He wants them if only so he can use them as a prop in whatever "based lolbert sovcit trad dad" grift he tries to salvage together in vain. Emphasis on the word "tries." But, they're still props for the grift if he loses them (which I unfortunately don't think will happen but it can) because he can still blame the evil gubbament for all his woes in perpetuity.

"The government wants to steal your children for speaking the truth just like they did mine!" Nick will cry out as he lights a crackpipe on live in a not too distant future.

Ralph blamed Commiefornia, female judges, apathy towards paternal rights, and the usual MGTOW dogma when in reality he lost his kid(s) because he's an unfit, wife-beating, convicted druggie felon who committed a sex crime against one baby mama and the fact he didn't actually want his kids. Anyone with half a braincell could see this, just like how they can see what is happening with Rackets now.

Nick "wants" his keedz back in the same way Ms. "Crystal Methany who's already lost the rights to her first 3 fatherless kids" wants her latest fatherless toddler with FAS back.

Part of it too is that regardless of whether people like Ralph and Rekieta actually want to have their kids in their lives, just having a person in a position of authority tell them what their access to their kids will be like is a slight in their eyes. It doesn't matter if the system gives them the exact deal they actually want. No one is going to tell them what the terms are, people like Ralph and Nick are going to be the ones telling everyone else how it is.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

"The previous church disagreed with my form of living, so I changed to one that doesn't know me personally and it's great because they agree with my thoughts on the Bible"

I hate protestants so much.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

"The previous church disagreed with my form of living, so I changed to one that doesn't know me personally and it's great because they agree with my thoughts on the Bible"

I hate protestants so much.

I think it is more that Nick is re-interpreting what the speaker is saying, rather than the speaker giving a poor message. At this point, I would trust Nick less due to his past and the jabs he made at the Minister while he was 'correctly' interpreting the passage. If anything, Nick was coping in real time when he listens to the sermon.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"The previous church disagreed with my form of living, so I changed to one that doesn't know me personally and it's great because they agree with my thoughts on the Bible"

I hate protestants so much.

I hate when people call themselves Christian just as a means to make themselves feel morally superior, yet they don't believe in the basic fundamentals.

Do you believe Jesus was the son of God? If your answer is no, you are not a Christian, period, end of story.

 

[AnOminous]

I think it is more that Nick is re-interpreting what the speaker is saying, rather than the speaker giving a poor message. At this point, I would trust Nick less due to his past and the jabs he made at the Minister while he was 'correctly' interpreting the passage. If anything, Nick was coping in real time when he listens to the sermon.

I used to think TV preachers secretly living a life of sin were the ultimate degenerates, but they have nothing on this worthless cocksucker who dares to quote Scripture to justify his openly criminal life of degeneracy, sin, and drug addiction.

 

[Stupor Mario]

"The previous church disagreed with my form of living, so I changed to one that doesn't know me personally and it's great because they agree with my thoughts on the Bible"

I hate protestants so much.

#notallprotestants

The incel, prude Scandinavian Protestants of Nick's old church would never be ok with his insane ideas, and that goes for a lot of other Protestants.

Also, Nick isn't a Protestant, he's a heretic.

 

[AnOminous]

The incel, prude Scandinavian Protestants of Nick's old church would never be ok with his insane ideas, and that goes for a lot of other Protestants.

In fact, they were the very ones who after trying to advise him to repent his immoral and criminal behavior, actually turned him in to the authorities. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's indeed.

 

[Kopasea]

Nick's theology is dumb, a mess, and is easily picked apart by anyone who knows what they're talking about.

Sounds like everything else about Nick. His law analysis appears to be the same. It's a terrifying thought that if he hadn't taken mushrooms in Jamaica, he might still be teaching Bible at his local church effectively undermining their faith.

he says “Oh dang! I’ve fumbled the bag and seriously fucked up! I was so wrong! I must ask my dad for forgiveness!”

The point as I understand it is that the Father is standing in for God and is meant to teach that God has mercy even for the biggest scumbags as long as they truly repent and change their heart.

An important part of the prodigal son story is that the prodigal, when he comes back to his father, asks to be his servant. He doesn't come back and say "Sorry for wasting your wealth, can I have my position back?" Instead he travels back home intending to ask to be like a hired servant.

God is not to be mocked. If a sinner pridefully asks for forgiveness believing that God owes it to him, he's in for a rude awakening come judgment day.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Also, Nick isn't a Protestant, he's a heretic.

I disagree with this characterization. I believe he's a charlatan.

 

[Mister Friendly Dude]

The incel, prude Scandinavian Protestants of Nick's old church would never be ok with his insane ideas, and that goes for a lot of other Protestants.

The whole concept of changing churches is befuddling to me. What is preventing the common protestant to change to a Pastor that is as degenerate as they are?

Anyways, Nick deserves eternal damnation.

 

[Captain Manning]

I hate protestants so much.

Protestantism isn't the problem. The majority of America is some variation of Protestantism. Most devout Protestants would kick Nick's ass. Hell, his own church realized somebody needed to intervene (and it was supposedly a pretty liberal church).

Nick is not Christian. NOT. Period. This is all an act. The only thing his fucked up views on Christianity should negatively impinge is himself.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The whole concept of changing churches is befuddling to me. What is preventing the common protestant to change to a Pastor that is as degenerate as they are?

Anyways, Nick deserves eternal damnation.

I have a problem with the "buffet" approach to evangelism. Tenets do not change according to demographic.

 

[Strix454]

"The previous church disagreed with my form of living, so I changed to one that doesn't know me personally and it's great because they agree with my thoughts on the Bible"

I think its more that over time, the old church figured out Nick and what Nick is about. So he moved to a new church where he will be given the benefit of the doubt and begin the process of gaslighting them all over again.

I'm sure the story is that Nick is an innocent man who never used cocaine in his life. Like a good christian, he is sheltering a woman who is a victim of domestic abuse at his home and will bring her occasionally to church. Nick is just fighting the government to clear his name and to get his kids back.

Lying is what Nick does. I would imagine with the church in private he will present a whole story about how he is the victim, how its all someone elses fault and how he will soon be completely vindicated in court.

Then when Nick starts elaborating on his Bible views, starts talking about how the church needs to stop disapproving of camwhores and starts teaching children in church again. The new church will figure out what the old one did.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The whole concept of changing churches is befuddling to me. What is preventing the common protestant to change to a Pastor that is as degenerate as they are?

Anyways, Nick deserves eternal damnation.

Nothing.

2 Tim 4:3-4

3 For the time will come when people will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear. 4 They will turn their ears away from the truth and turn aside to myths.

Nick's type is well-known to true believers.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Also, Nick isn't a Protestant, he's a heretic.

Nick would agree, as a self-described "heretical Christian" himself.

An existing meme with a Rekieta spin:

 

[Sharpeteer]

An existing meme with a Rekieta spin:

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Nick is a stereotypical abuser.

Every single thing he does, he is a textbook example.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick would agree, as a self-described "heretical Christian" himself.

Nick has an utter genius for bringing out my inner Jonathan Edwards. He makes me want to go all Sinners Balldos in the Hands of an Angry God on him.

Nick is a stereotypical abuser.

Every single thing he does, he is a textbook example.

He honestly reminds me of the vile character Dwight Yoakam (brilliantly) played in Sling Blade.