Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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lol

lmao even.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Knowing Andy, he would anger the wrong person at the wrong time.
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I think he wouldn't, sadly. He's not actually retarded (well, he is but in a different way) and knows exactly who he can abuse. The police, medical workers, social workers, his parents. I think he knows a whole lot better than to start heat with people on the streets.

He's very predatory in that way.
 
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But how did he get to Cleveland? His dad used to drive him everywhere, so what happened? Did Daddy Ditch ditch the diaper degenerate?
 
anliteralidiot said:
But how did he get to Cleveland? His dad used to drive him everywhere, so what happened? Did Daddy Ditch ditch the diaper degenerate?
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A bus, which checks out because a place like Cleveland would be something a Greyhound would take you to.

He didn't even need to necessarily have money for it. Some cities have voucher programs for the transient population where they'll pay your way for free and send your ass elsewhere. It's a lot cheaper than keeping someone around to bog down their local social service programs.
 
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A-Stump said:
A bus, which checks out because a place like Cleveland would be something a Greyhound would take you to.

He didn't even need to necessarily have money for it. Some cities have voucher programs for the transient population where they'll pay your way for free and send your ass elsewhere. It's a lot cheaper than keeping someone around to bog down their local social service programs.
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Even with the bundles of diapers? I'm more confused about their transportation, then. I assumed buses worked like planes, where his "luggage" would be checked, and go into the cargo space under the bus.
Harm said:
Someone probably gave him a one-way ticket when he was kicked out of somewhere. Some cities have programs to bus the homeless out of town and into less desirable communities.
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So I went through the video and decided to write down some important details he shows on screen:

The hospital he was at realized he was shitting and pissing his diaper for attention and there was no medical need to have diapers.

They’re discharging (transferring, I think he means?) him to WEST VIRGINIA. You know, West Virginia! That place that borders Ohio and is…definitely well known for their hospitals/social welfare policies!

He admits APS says his diapers are a fetish, not a legitimate medical need. Because of the fact that they’re, you know, print diapers and not something one who shit and pissed themselves for medical reasons would use.

So essentially what he’s done is, he’s gone to Ohio to doctor-shop…and for all intents and purposes seems like he’s being shipped off to West Virginia.


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This is the funniest shit I've heard all week. He comes to Ohio for their healthcare and thinks he's pulling a fast one and gets dumped off in one of if not the worst healthcare systems in the nation.

It couldn't have happened to a better person
 
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Drama Trauma said:
I wonder what the Bloods would say too him when they find him in their territory around a playground in his favorite blue shirt with diapers attached on his ass.
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The Bloods would most likely avoid shanking him due to the deep shit they would be in

In all seriousness: Bloods and Crips respectively and any other gang for that matter wouldn't even bother with a mentally ill skitzo like Andy. If he has no cash then he ain't worth a mug.
 
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A-Stump said:
So I went through the video and decided to write down some important details he shows on screen:

The hospital he was at realized he was shitting and pissing his diaper for attention and there was no medical need to have diapers.

They’re discharging (transferring, I think he means?) him to WEST VIRGINIA. You know, West Virginia! That place that borders Ohio and is…definitely well known for their hospitals/social welfare policies!

He admits APS says his diapers are a fetish, not a legitimate medical need. Because of the fact that they’re, you know, print diapers and not something one who shit and pissed themselves for medical reasons would use.

So essentially what he’s done is, he’s gone to Ohio to doctor-shop…and for all intents and purposes seems like he’s being shipped off to West Virginia.


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This is the funniest shit I've heard all week. He comes to Ohio for their healthcare and thinks he's pulling a fast one and gets dumped off in one of if not the worst healthcare systems in the nation.

It couldn't have happened to a better person
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Well, that's gross. Imagine being a doctor and meeting Andy for the first time as a patient. How fun! On another note his own father mentioned Andy accuses nurses who had helped him with bathing and his diapers, that to me it's a way for him to both humiliate someone and also set up lawsuits where Andy thinks he would get easy money.
 
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