US US Politics General - Discussion of President Biden and other politicians

 

[Doug S]

With the announcement Biden is not returning to the White House today, there are more rumblings this morning he is dying as we speak. I know they announced the prime time address tomorrow, but that means nothing.

At the expense of starting a screaming fight on here again concerning him being dead or alive, every hour they delay showing his face the rumors and questions are growing.

Did this change recently? As of an hour ago the schedule said he arrives by 230 today

 

[Pagan Min]

current dude from local LEO already said that locals during prep time pointed out the giant obvious building and SS was all DURRRRRRRRR

Well, that's what happens when you hire for complexion rather than competence, for ethnicity rather than ethics...

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

That's a relief. How does Carter poll against Trump?

ngl I wouldn't be surprised if Carter polled better as a candidate than anybody more plausible

 

[Harvey Danger]

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"Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will take a massive amount of drugs, ramble for 10 minutes, then disappear for a month."

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

"Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will take a massive amount of drugs, ramble for 10 minutes, then disappear for a month."

How can I apply to be President?

 

[UncleAdolf]

"Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will take a massive amount of drugs, ramble for 10 minutes, then disappear for a month."

Give me all the moons you want, but I think that may be better than installing Kamala. Much as I want to watch her flop - she's very much the type to start a war to retain power and pack the fuck out of the court.

 

[CHARizard]

Lol this nigga flew out there SAME DAY to investigate, and the former SS director couldnt have been bothered.

 

[Pagan Min]

"Tomorrow evening at 8 PM ET, I will take a massive amount of drugs, ramble for 10 minutes, then disappear for a month."

You know, at this point, why don't the puppet masters just get Biden all hopped-up on coke & turn him loose in front of the cameras? (Assuming he's still alive at this point, that is...) That way they have their conclusive evidence that Joltin' Joe has mentally gone away & that the 25th needs to be invoked ASAP...

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

Give me all the moons you want, but I think that may be better than installing Kamala. Much as I want to watch her flop - she's very much the type to start a war to retain power and pack the fuck out of the court.

Yes.

She's a California leftist with an axe to grind.

She's also incompetent so she's even more dangerous.

 

[Irene and 22 others]

That's a relief. How does Carter poll against Trump?

Even though his presidency wasn't considered good by almost everyone, he did a lot after leaving office that endeared him to the American public and gave him a lot of respect, even among staunch Republicans. He's probably done more to solve the housing crisis than any politician we've had just by getting a bunch of people to volunteer to help build homes for people. He was still pitching in and helping erect them even into his 90's.

 

[King Metalia]

Being reported that Biden will do an address tomorrow.
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If Biden's already dead maybe they'll prop his body up like a macabre puppet for his speech.

 

[Harvey Danger]

You know, at this point, why don't the puppet masters just get Biden all hopped-up on coke & turn him loose in front of the cameras? (Assuming he's still alive at this point, that is...) That way they have their conclusive evidence that Joltin' Joe has mentally gone away & that the 25th needs to be invoked ASAP...

They DO NOT want to 25th Biden. That makes the party look weak, complicit, and stupid. It implicates Kamala in a 4 year coverup.

They'll let him go after inauguration day and not an hour before.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Being reported that Biden will do an address tomorrow.
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How kino would it be if ol' Joe pulled a  Dave and totally pulls the masks off all those that did him in?

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I HAD AN ONION ON MY BELT WHICH WAS THE FASHION OF THE DAY

 

[Allanon]

either they will stage him dying right before this address to clear up questions of how long they've been puppetting him - which still is a weird choice to delay at all - or this is proof he isn't dead.

Pretending he's alive if he's actually dead would be stupid, but if he's incapacitated or too brain addled to do his job and they're covering that up it's even worse. Doing that would completely tank Kamala as there's no way that she didn't know at some point and do her duty to remove him from office.

There would be public blowback if they hid him being incapacitated, yes, but nothing near the level of the legal nuke that would explode in their faces if it came out they were hiding the president's death and pretending to be him to improve Kamala's election chances.

 

[CHARizard]

Swalwell is a faggot, what the fuck does Jan 6 have to do with this shooting

Hes using his 5 minutes to grand stand about Jan 6 political violence

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I'm kinda leaning towards it being a soundboard of pre-recorded lines (probably made via AI) as opposed to a live voice alteration where some guy is speaking and AI translates it.

"We have President Biden live with us on the phone, good morning Mr. President."

"Who is your daddy, and what does he DO."

"Excuse me, sir?"

"STOP WHINING!"

 

[Harm]

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A clearer copy of the letter. Read the second paragraph.

Forget the second paragraph, I'm focusing more on that "throat goat Nancy Reagan" line lmao.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

He’s gonna come clean and admit that he’s been dead for a week but insist he is still fit to serve out the end of his term.

Sounds like he's trying to honor his voters base.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

Forgive me if this is late, but evidently Jimmy Carter kicked the bucket:
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EDIT: Evidently fake and gay, though both the NY Post and KATC television reported it briefly then pulled their articles.
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Apologies for my faggotry.

Dem trees aint sour yet buddy boy