Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Captain Manning]

Nick's theology seems centered around pretending Romans 6:1 doesn't exist, or is just a suggestion.

Nick's theology is pretending that John 3:16 doesn't exist. He flat out said in the Easter stream that Jesus wasn't supposed to die, but become the living ruler of the world.

He ain't Christian.

 

[AnOminous]

Supposedly he's now attending one of those broad progressive non-denomination churches and he disagrees with the pastor. He's basically exiled himself from the local church, which was also a relatively liberal one from what I've seen.
It turns out liberal or conservative, it doesn't matter. People don't like seeing kids being abused.

This tells you all you need to know about this faggot. He obviously picked the most cucked church he could find and he's still chimping out and seething that not even the most liberal church in the world will approve of what a repulsive sin pig he is.

If he picked a literal Church of Satan even they'd have an issue with him abusing his kids.

And he'd be screaming "you Satanist PROOOOOODS!"

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

He also said something like 'Jesus was just some guy' and NOT the Son of God

Yeah this one I definitely remember, that was definitely during his spiral though, thinking about it more I do kind of recall the first instance too, but that just might be my memory doing what human memory is so good at. Either way I highly suspect these were always his beliefs in regard to the divinity of Christ. There were too many less explicit hints to ignore that those of us more religiously inclined let pass because of the persona he put forward.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

I tried a new art style for drawing, I hope you like my caricature:
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SUMO GENIE SODOMY!!!!!!!!!!!


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Spoiler: Yes, that's a

JoJo reference, now finally in the thread it belongs in.

 

[IDF]

He's going to put arsenic in Lean, to go with the times.

Oh come on man, you really drank the detractors lean. Nicki crack crumbs ain't starting no cult.

It kinda works. Just like how it became 'drinking the kool-aid' though they predominantly used flavor-aid, in ten years time we'll be saying 'Xe really drank the lean'.

 

[DuranceVile]

Yeah this one I definitely remember, that was definitely during his spiral though, thinking about it more I do kind of recall the first instance too, but that just might be my memory doing what human memory is so good at. Either way I highly suspect these were always his beliefs in regard to the divinity of Christ. There were too many less explicit hints to ignore that those of us more religiously inclined let pass because of the persona he put forward.

He definitely had a number of moments where the mask slipped. The first one I saw was the weeb wars Dark Souls stream where he got a little too tipsy and started ranting about Vic. He later said he was just mad about Vic not defending himself. It came off like he was seething Vic wouldn't come on his show and I think that was what it was really about.

The other big one was the whole GothicSushi interview. It felt random, and had basically nothing to do with Vic. The tangential connection was that some cosplayers were saying Vic hit on them, and Sushi spent her interview complaining about other cosplayers. In hindsight, she's a trashy tattooed blonde and Nic was absolutely flirting with her. ("My wife and I would love to meet you in person sometime")

 

[Angry Crustacean]

If Boogie drops dead, I think Keem should invite Nick on LCL as a replacement. Nick won't accept, but the reaction would be funny.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

 

[Harm]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

Episcopalian.

They took pedo/zoo troon Connor Roundy even after he was doxed and outed as a child predator. Nick might be scum, but he's not quite as bad as HypnotistSappho.

 

[MechanicusAdmin]

So instead of wearing name brand sneakers like Heaven's Gate did, Nick's Cope Cult will have to wear Balldos and sport trashy tatts for their ascension moment is this right.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

I’d like to see Synanon take a crack at him.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

No? Even muslims take umbrage with kids having access to drugs.

And they'd behead him for all the other shit.

 

[Pagan Min]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

$cientology (as long as the check clears, and I'm not talkin' about a background check)

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

Universalist Unitarians literally take anyone (for non USA-ers or peeps who don't have that organization around, think of the most hippy-dippy organization you can imagine, and then multiply it by about 100). I don't know if that is where he is going, but it would be WEIRD and FUNNY if a fallen "trad conservative" started going there. I can only imagine the side-eyeing from everyone involved.

 

[Strix454]

The most likely thing for Nick to do is to lie and gaslight his way into some church. His victim narrative and his "I'm the only one who knows the truth but I can't tell you" narrative are already prepared. Coke? All lies. April? She is a battered and abused wife Nick & family took in. CPS are all liars and Nick could prove it if he could only take the stand.

And if that doesn't work, Nick will play the "good man" seeking another chance with them. Things already seem to be pointing in that direction with Nick's new church rolling out "the prodigal son" and "the lost sheep" to welcome him.

Its not as if he cares about the church or its teachings anyway. Its all about pretending for Kayla and pretending for CPS. When the trial is over and he has the kids back, I doubt Nick will ever let any of them near a church again. Or maybe even out in public alone at all for that matter.

Nick thinking on the subject is easy to predict. His mistake in his mind will be allowing too much contact between his cult members and outsiders.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Is there a church/religion that would accept his degenerate ass?

I was going to say the Church of Satan, but they have the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth posted on their official website, and Nick would be in violation of three of them:

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

 

[Kopasea]

The most likely thing for Nick to do is to lie and gaslight his way into some church. His victim narrative and his "I'm the only one who knows the truth but I can't tell you" narrative are already prepared. Coke? All lies. April? She is a battered and abused wife Nick & family took in. CPS are all liars and Nick could prove it if he could only take the stand.

To be fair to him, he effectively gaslit a whole congregation for years that he was an upstanding Christian dad.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If we really cared we could sweep (lol) through his old streams to download the transcripts to make it easy to search. Though I bet nearly all references to "Jesus" or "Christ" would have an adjacent expletive.

I tried, but I failed over the span of a few weeks. Whenever someone mentions it, I ask if they have a better line on it than I do. Once day it may be found...

The only "denomination" (used incredibly loosely) I can see accepting him at this point is the Unitarian Universalists. There is one in Willmar. However, I do recall him singing the praises of online church and how lazy it allowed him to be during covid. He's really got his pick of deviant congregations, sexually and otherwise, anywhere as long as they livestream.

I agree he could be 'attending' online if it were just him. I think that Kayala (as a woman) might want to actual social aspect of church, so she could be driving actual attendance.

He definitely had a number of moments where the mask slipped. The first one I saw was the weeb wars Dark Souls stream where he got a little too tipsy and started ranting about Vic. He later said he was just mad about Vic not defending himself. It came off like he was seething Vic wouldn't come on his show and I think that was what it was really about.

The other big one was the whole GothicSushi interview. It felt random, and had basically nothing to do with Vic. The tangential connection was that some cosplayers were saying Vic hit on them, and Sushi spent her interview complaining about other cosplayers. In hindsight, she's a trashy tattooed blonde and Nic was absolutely flirting with her. ("My wife and I would love to meet you in person sometime")

I agree about the little rationalisations fans made for his slips. I did it for a long time.

As for the cosplayer stream, at the time I read it as a Dominique Skye bashing stream and anti-thot rant. At the time Nick was having every Vic grifter on, so I missed any darker sub-text.

Rationalisations, perhaps... There may be nothing deeper than what I explained above, but because of Nick's own actions, he has invited the speculation... It isn't FanFic Farms when you deliberately torch your public image to the point where it is plausible.

The most likely thing for Nick to do is to lie and gaslight his way into some church. His victim narrative and his "I'm the only one who knows the truth but I can't tell you" narrative are already prepared. Coke? All lies. April? She is a battered and abused wife Nick & family took in. CPS are all liars and Nick could prove it if he could only take the stand.

And if that doesn't work, Nick will play the "good man" seeking another chance with them. Things already seem to be pointing in that direction with Nick's new church rolling out "the prodigal son" and "the lost sheep" to welcome him.

Its not as if he cares about the church or its teachings anyway. Its all about pretending for Kayla and pretending for CPS. When the trial is over and he has the kids back, I doubt Nick will ever let any of them near a church again. Or maybe even out in public alone at all for that matter.

Nick thinking on the subject is easy to predict. His mistake in his mind will be allowing too much contact between his cult members and outsiders.

Agreed that even in physical attendance, he could gaslight, and it would take while to see through him. The only thing I could see accelerating the un-masking would be a letter or phone call from his old to the new church, as I pondered a few pages ago...

 

[AMHOLIO]

I've never had a bunch of replies so fast, good job balldo watchers.

I could see him trying to start his own church but he's too dysfunctional now to get it up and running. He'd have to have done it before the cocaine rot set in IMO.

 

[Beltre's Torn Testicles]

Universalist Unitarians literally take anyone (for non USA-ers or peeps who don't have that organization around, think of the most hippy-dippy organization you can imagine, and then multiply it by about 100). I don't know if that is where he is going, but it would be WEIRD and FUNNY if a fallen "trad conservative" started going there. I can only imagine the side-eyeing from everyone involved.

I did find an interesting quote from UU Willmar's website. I do wonder what that congregation would think of Nick's behavior.

"This doesn’t mean that whatever anyone believes is fine, since some beliefs are good for us and others are not as healthy."

UU Church of Willmar
*I hope the archive link works. If not, I apologize for the newfagging.