She Ruined My Career! #41, COMMENTS ONLY EPISODE (OMBUDSING)
Watching on GrayJay to not not materially support the program.
Ian asks us, "what up?" and welcomes us back. He said we'll be interviewing Anisa today. When he says this, Anisa has a face of maximum smugness and being pleased with what's being said. Clearly, she would love an episode that's just her being interviewed as if she was someone who was interesting enough.
Unfortunately for her, Ian was kidding.
Ian said he's going to interview Anisa about all of her plotting.
Dane says, "and scheming!"
"I made some schematics," Anisa adds (what??).
They continue this joke for way too long. There's a type of graph with the word plot in it, Ian asks if she's been making those. Anisa says yes and that she's also been plotting the land.
Adderall use turns all men into pedantic contrarians. Ian has an amphetamine tick effect his eye movement while he says, for no reason, that he doesn't think that's a thing.
Anisa is now laughing at her own joke. It's really funny. She's been drawing on land and...haha...let's act stoned for a second, guys.
Eventually they move on from the joke. It takes awhile.
Ian says they'll react to comments from the last three episodes.
Anisa: "Wow."
We're only a minute in, please someone kill me.
Anisa says to Ian, if they're going to have a meta podcast, she would like to derail it first with something else. She asks Ian if he thinks people expect the name of the show to be the topic they're always talking about.
Ian: "Uhhhhm......"
Ian brings up his past episode references to egg salad. It wasn't egg salad, it was deviled eggs, you pillhead
2:55
Totally out of left field, Anisa interrupts Dane to change the subject.
"Does your hand ever smell like pennies?" Anisa asks.
Pause on Ian's face. A picture says a thousand words but a still frame says only two: "Please, God."
Ian answers by telling her she's not in charge or the show. Random F bomb despite a lighthearted tone. He doesn't think that's—
Dane interrupts and asks Anisa, since she lifts weights, isn't the bar metal?
Anisa dismisses this and says she was rummaging through her jewelry, and that's why.
(What the fuck? - C)
Anisa is laughing a lot.
Approaching 5:00, Ian noticed what I noticed about the acting stoned thing. Proclaims Anisa has the giggles. Giggling over her quirkiness continues. Tears of laughter eventually.
6:30 Anisa asks Ian, when he scratches his scrotum, what does it smell like to him?
The answer is what you'd expect.
7:20 Ian says, when he was younger, presumably before he had a sexual experience, he thought the first thing someone would want to do to his genitals would be to literally sink their teeth into it, and bite him there.
Anisa says that she has the same visceral reaction (incorrectly used term by Anisa should be on a bingo card) to biting a dick that she has to breaking her own pinky. That both are equally not within her instincts.
7:40
Ian offers an explanation. "Maybe it's just a projection, maybe I want to bite a dick in half."
Check out Ian's smile.
Between his smiles that say, "Ta-da!" and his salt shaker of F bombs he's rabdomly sprinkling over his sentences, the effect that the amphetamine pills have had on him is very noticeable.
Continuing the trend of mentally ill thoughts, Dane says it's the same amount of force it takes to bite through a finger is the same amount of force it takes to bite through a carrot, and for penises, they say it's hotdogs.
Anisa asks if he's making this up.
Dane says, "Yes."
Anisa is still giggling like crazy. Is this bitch on acid?
Anisa says she has an idea for another creator who could make a video based off of this subject. Ian says he'll clip this part out, of her suggesting that (lol).
Without transitioning, Ian goes into the viewer comments. He brings up a past topic of losing his field of view while fainting and how he asked Chat GPT about this.
9:50 Ian is explaining this and making extremely homosexual hand movements to act out the field of vision getting smaller. His arms are above his head. His face looks really thin.
Guys, I'm sorry, I have to tap out. This has been the worst 10 minutes of my life, and I once had surgery without anaesthesia.
God sped to
@anisa_jomha_reciepts and the People's Populist Presss. My newfound respect for you cannot be measured.
